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Funny story: Male Soccer Fans Praying for Paraguayan World Cup Victory After Model Promises to Parade Nude in Front of Them

Male Soccer Fans Praying for Paraguayan World Cup Victory After Model Promises to Parade Nude in Front of Them

Although Paraguay is not picked as the favorite to win the World Cup, after news broke today that a famously buxom lingerie model from Paraguay has promised to run around the World Cup Stadium naked if her country wins the World Cup, male fans have b...
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Funny story: Monkeys Replace Humans as Referees for World Cup 2010

Monkeys Replace Humans as Referees for World Cup 2010

After many complaints about the poor calls being made by the referees hired to service the World Cup 2010 soccer matches, FIFA officials have decided to hire trained monkeys to referee the remaining games. Said one official "there is no doubt in o...
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Funny story: Manchester City Sign Wallace & Gromit

Manchester City Sign Wallace & Gromit

World's richest football club, Manchester City, are tonight involved in a new controversy after mistakenly signing the popular entertainment duo, Wallace & Gromit. The pair - an old man and his dog - were whisked to Eastlands this afternoon af...
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Funny story: Football superstar Kaka to bring out range of mens fashion 'kaka pants'

Football superstar Kaka to bring out range of mens fashion 'kaka pants'

The Real Madrid footballer Kaka has announced that he is developing, in conjunction with style guru Lawrence Loo-Ellen Bowlegs, a new rage of fashion pants for the fashion unconscious person. Called "Kaka Pants", this versatile range has been deve...
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Funny story: Sport exclusive! Kaka is leaving Real Madrid!

Sport exclusive! Kaka is leaving Real Madrid!

Footballer Kaka IS leaving Real Madrid. Contrary to reports about his £100 million transfer to Manchester City Football Club with a half a million quid a week salary, we can exclusively reveal that he is in the process of a transfer to Tring Athl...
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Funny story: Kaka Stay Ina Milan

Kaka Stay Ina Milan

Milan - Sewage workers are into their third week on strike in Milan causing sanitary systems to back up and raw sewage to overflow onto the streets. Mayor Benny Benito called a press conference today where he announced, "Kaka stay ina Milan!" "Cit...
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Funny story: Robinhoe and KaKa Elope

Robinhoe and KaKa Elope

Rude and rootless footballers KaKa and Robinhoe have been lured and lusted after by many a football franchise. The boyz from Brazil have positioned themselves for the maximum enjoyment of football fans and franchise owners alike... That is unti...
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Funny story: Kaka rejects City

Kaka rejects City

Brazilian world superstar Kaka has turned down a £100million transfer to nouveau riche club, Manchester City overnight. The Brazilian attacking midfielder was originally offered personal terms of half a million pounds a week, but Kaka has claimed...
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Funny story: Man City Sign Cack By Mistake

Man City Sign Cack By Mistake

In an easily explained mix up over names Mark Hughes elderly secretary, Edith Miggins, 72, has mistakenly tabled an offer of £107 million pounds to AC Milan for Cack. Not surprisingly, Milan telexed right back to say that their offer had been acce...
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Funny story: Kaka's Coronation Street script

Kaka's Coronation Street script

After his multi-million pound signing to move to Manchester, Brazilian star Kaka made his debut in this evening's Corrie: 'Ay oop, Kaka, how's tricks?' 'Nobbut fair to middlin', Bet, fair to middlin'. Give us a pint of Newton and Ridley's, love.' 'Ah 'eard you was on 'oliday in Italy.' 'Aye, I was, but it were reet boring, nowt but loads of poncey money-grabbin' footballers and their s...
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Funny story: Kaka for sale on e-bay

Kaka for sale on e-bay

Brazilian star Kaka is up for sale on e-bay. His current club, Italian giants AC Milan, have decided to move out of the box, so to speak, and have put their influential playmaker on the open market. Two bids have been made to date but the reserve,...
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Funny story: Kaka: Manchester City To Buy Woolworths Instead

Kaka: Manchester City To Buy Woolworths Instead

Chaos this morning at Eastlands, where executives at Manchester City seem to have bowed to fan pressure, and have decided to shelve plans to buy the AC Milan star, Kaka, for a reputed £107million. The club will, instead, buy Woolworths. Critici...
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Funny story: Kaka Wouldn't Get Out Of Bed For £260,000

Kaka Wouldn't Get Out Of Bed For £260,000

AC Milan star Kaka, has told fans of Manchester City that, although he would like the chance to play in the Premier League, and would relish the opportunity to help the Sky Blues to break out of the ever-present shadow of their city rivals Manchester...
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Funny story: Man City Fall for eBay Scam

Man City Fall for eBay Scam

Representatives of Manchester City FC have been left red-faced after falling for an eBay scam, we can exclusively reveal. Staff at the club, now the richest in the world since being bought in September 2007 by Sheikh Itallabout, became embroiled i...
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Funny story: Robinho Poops His Uniform Pants Waiting for KaKa

Robinho Poops His Uniform Pants Waiting for KaKa

Manchester City landed the multi talented superstar Robinho despite rival offers from the Sheriff of Nottingham amd the Maid marion footballers. Robinho claims to glad to be a Mancity mauler but rumor has it that he is anxious to win some trophies.
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Funny story: Kaka, FIFA's World Player of the Year 2007, founds charity to help children stricken with unfortunate names

Kaka, FIFA's World Player of the Year 2007, founds charity to help children stricken with unfortunate names

Milan, Italy - After being named FIFA's World Player of the Year 2007, Kaka has assured that he will remain on the lips of children everywhere by founding a non-profit children's charitable organization dedicated solely to assisting children...
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Funny story: Kaka is a hit with the fans and the FIFA's World Player of the Year; though he still refuses to apologize for his name

Kaka is a hit with the fans and the FIFA's World Player of the Year; though he still refuses to apologize for his name

Milan, Italy - Kaka, as a child growing up in the poor cesspool filled slums of Brazil, struggled to overcome the handicap of his name. Jeered by his schoolmates and neighborhood kids alike, Kaka, ironically was always last to be picked when it came...
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