Brazil international Kaka, 30, has been offered to Manchester United on a season-long loan as Real Madrid prepare for the arrival of Luka Modric.
Man United are now the first go to club when your offloading a player aged 29 or over.
Zenit St Petersburg have made a fresh approach to permanently sign Andrey Arshavin, with Arsenal seeking £10m for the 31-year-old forward.
Vurnon Anita has completed his move from Ajax to Newcastle United on a five-year contract.
I reckon she'd form a great partnership with Andy Carroll.
A new book claims that Manchester City "accidentally" made an offer for Lionel Messi, swiftly rejected, on the night the club was taken over by Sheikh Mansour in 2008.
Messi in Manchester? What a load of old kaka.
South Africa - (Reuterus & Gonads): It's turning out to be a right messy business.
Last week's paternity announcement by Portuguese football captain Cristiano Ronaldo has left fellow internationals in stitches.
Ricardo 'Kaka' Izecson dos Sa...
Although Paraguay is not picked as the favorite to win the World Cup, after news broke today that a famously buxom lingerie model from Paraguay has promised to run around the World Cup Stadium naked if her country wins the World Cup, male fans have b...
After many complaints about the poor calls being made by the referees hired to service the World Cup 2010 soccer matches, FIFA officials have decided to hire trained monkeys to referee the remaining games.
Said one official "there is no doubt in o...
World's richest football club, Manchester City, are tonight involved in a new controversy after mistakenly signing the popular entertainment duo, Wallace & Gromit.
The pair - an old man and his dog - were whisked to Eastlands this afternoon af...
The Real Madrid footballer Kaka has announced that he is developing, in conjunction with style guru Lawrence Loo-Ellen Bowlegs, a new rage of fashion pants for the fashion unconscious person.
Called "Kaka Pants", this versatile range has been deve...
Footballer Kaka IS leaving Real Madrid.
Contrary to reports about his £100 million transfer to Manchester City Football Club with a half a million quid a week salary, we can exclusively reveal that he is in the process of a transfer to Tring Athl...
Milan - Sewage workers are into their third week on strike in Milan causing sanitary systems to back up and raw sewage to overflow onto the streets. Mayor Benny Benito called a press conference today where he announced, "Kaka stay ina Milan!"
Rude and rootless footballers KaKa and Robinhoe have been lured and lusted after by many a football franchise. The boyz from Brazil have positioned themselves for the maximum enjoyment of football fans and franchise owners alike...
That is unti...
Brazilian world superstar Kaka has turned down a £100million transfer to nouveau riche club, Manchester City overnight.
The Brazilian attacking midfielder was originally offered personal terms of half a million pounds a week, but Kaka has claimed...
In an easily explained mix up over names Mark Hughes elderly secretary, Edith Miggins, 72, has mistakenly tabled an offer of £107 million pounds to AC Milan for Cack.
Not surprisingly, Milan telexed right back to say that their offer had been acce...
After his multi-million pound signing to move to Manchester, Brazilian star Kaka made his debut in this evening's Corrie:
'Ay oop, Kaka, how's tricks?'
'Nobbut fair to middlin', Bet, fair to middlin'. Give us a pint of Newton and Ridley's, love.'
'Ah 'eard you was on 'oliday in Italy.'
'Aye, I was, but it were reet boring, nowt but loads of poncey money-grabbin' footballers and their s...
Brazilian star Kaka is up for sale on e-bay. His current club, Italian giants AC Milan, have decided to move out of the box, so to speak, and have put their influential playmaker on the open market.
Two bids have been made to date but the reserve,...
Chaos this morning at Eastlands, where executives at Manchester City seem to have bowed to fan pressure, and have decided to shelve plans to buy the AC Milan star, Kaka, for a reputed £107million.
The club will, instead, buy Woolworths.
AC Milan star Kaka, has told fans of Manchester City that, although he would like the chance to play in the Premier League, and would relish the opportunity to help the Sky Blues to break out of the ever-present shadow of their city rivals Manchester...
Representatives of Manchester City FC have been left red-faced after falling for an eBay scam, we can exclusively reveal.
Staff at the club, now the richest in the world since being bought in September 2007 by Sheikh Itallabout, became embroiled i...
Manchester City landed the multi talented superstar Robinho despite rival offers from the Sheriff of Nottingham amd the Maid marion footballers. Robinho claims to glad to be a Mancity mauler but rumor has it that he is anxious to win some trophies.
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