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Funny story:  The KKK Has Petitioned To Have Justin Bieber Deported Back To Canada

The KKK Has Petitioned To Have Justin Bieber Deported Back To Canada

TUCSON, Arizona - The Ku Klux Klan has informed the news media that it is sick and tired of listening to the punk antics of one Justin Bieber. American Spotlight Magazine reports that Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz, who is The Grand Exalted Dragon W...
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Funny story:  The KKK Will Hold A Parade To Protest The Suspension of Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson

The KKK Will Hold A Parade To Protest The Suspension of Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson

TUCSON, Arizona - The national chapter of the Ku Klux Klan has just announced that they are planning a protest parade to take place in West Monroe, Louisiana, home of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family. The parade will be held to protest the suspensi...
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Funny story:  The KKK Says They're Proud of Megyn Kelly

The KKK Says They're Proud of Megyn Kelly

TUCSON, Arizona - Megyn Kelly has managed to knock Obamacare, the Indiana Pacers, and The Tea Bag Party Christmas Party Fund Scandal off of the front page. The 43-year-old talking head with FOX News has stirred up a holiday hornets nest with her c...
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Funny story:  The KKK Has Purchased Some Spy Drones

The KKK Has Purchased Some Spy Drones

TUCSON - The CIA has just received official confirmation that the Arizona chapter of the Ku Klux Klan has just purchased state-of-the-art spy drones. According to a CIA informant who goes by the code name of The Lone Ranger, the 27 spy drones were...
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Funny story:  Ku Klux Klan Changes Mind About Ted Nugent

Ku Klux Klan Changes Mind About Ted Nugent

Waco Texas - The Grand Dragon of the local branch of the Ku Klux Klan announced at a press conference today that they have reluctantly decided not to offer an honorary membership to Ted Nugent. "Ted certainly has the right mindset to be one of...
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Funny story:  Honey Boo Boo's Gay Uncle Poodle To Get His Own Reality Show

Honey Boo Boo's Gay Uncle Poodle To Get His Own Reality Show

McINTYRE, Georgia - It had to happen sooner or later. The TLC reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will be giving birth to a spinoff. According to a network spokesperson, the new show will feature the uncle of Honey Boo Boo, Marvin Lee Thompson.
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Funny story:  NYT publishes KKK cartoon, riots erupt in eleven southern states

NYT publishes KKK cartoon, riots erupt in eleven southern states

Riots erupted in eleven southern states today after The New York Times published a derisive cartoon linking the GOP and The Tea Party to the Klu Klux Klan. The cartoon showed three Klan members in white sheets and was labeled Larry, Curley, and Moe.
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Funny story:  The KKK Is Having To Outsource

The KKK Is Having To Outsource

TUCSON, Arizona - The sad state of the nation's economy is having an adverse affect on everyone and the Ku Klux Klan is no exception. The Arizona chapter of the KKK is reporting that due to a tightening of their budget they will be having to do so...
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Funny story:  KKK Supports Obama for Reelection 2012

KKK Supports Obama for Reelection 2012

The current Grand Wizard's of the Klu Klux Klan Forrest Wayne Rattliff, Jed Jordan, and Ryan Hanson, and Taylor Woodson Murphy have voiced their support of President Obama for 2012. In a statement prepared today, KKK Grand Wizard Forrest Wayne Rat...
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Funny story:  KKK Endorses OWS

KKK Endorses OWS

Stinkpile, TN-- The Ku Klux Klan has thrown its support behind the #Occupy Wall Street movement. Grand Dragoon Wally Wallabe said both movements "have so much in common." A contingent of 20 KKK members in full costume is travelling to New Y...
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Funny story:  Brazilian model blames white supremacists for 38KKK-cup hell

Brazilian model blames white supremacists for 38KKK-cup hell

Houston, Texas - (YouBoob!): Numerology-obsessed Ku Klux Klanners have been blamed for Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey's nervous breakdown. Five gallons of silicone gel were surgically drained from her world renowned 38KKK-cup stonkers last year af...
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Funny story:  Lawsuits Filed Against the NFL

Lawsuits Filed Against the NFL

New York NY: Two diverse lawsuits have been filed in federal district court against the National Football League (NFL). The separate lawsuits involve the Ku Klux Klan (KKK) and the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), r...
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Funny story:  President Obama Says That He Is Not Against Gay Marriage But That He Is Against Bi-Racial Gay Marriage

President Obama Says That He Is Not Against Gay Marriage But That He Is Against Bi-Racial Gay Marriage

TUCSON, Arizona- President Barack Obama was in Arizona, the "Pink" state so called in honor of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio. The president was speaking before an end-of-year convention of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of Th...
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Funny story:  Boehner, Bachmann, Huckabee, and King Protest List of "Haters"

Boehner, Bachmann, Huckabee, and King Protest List of "Haters"

(Hate Group Monthly) - Several House Republicans are outraged that the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) has added four groups to a nationwide database of colored pins on the map. This brings the number of hate groups in the U.S. even closer to t...
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Funny story:  UK Pizza restaurant chain employ Ku Klux Klan members!

UK Pizza restaurant chain employ Ku Klux Klan members!

One of the UK's most popular pizza eat-ins, Pizza Tent, are being accused of employing members of the Ku Klux Klan! A racist incident involving several "Black" footie players near Bournemouth has sparked the allegations. The football players we...
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Funny story:  Hog Jaw, Arkansas Cancels Tomorrow's Cross Burning

Hog Jaw, Arkansas Cancels Tomorrow's Cross Burning

The annual Hog Jaw Cross Burning scheduled tomorrow at the river levee has been cancelled for multiple reasons. No date has been set for the re-scheduling of the event, but it will be reported as soon as we know something. Laverne Deacon, wife of...
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Funny story:  Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Wants The Ku Klux Klan To Leave The State Immediately or Risk Being 'De-Hooded'

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Wants The Ku Klux Klan To Leave The State Immediately or Risk Being 'De-Hooded'

TUCSON, Arizona - Governor Janifellatia (Jan) Brewer has just informed The Grand Exalted Dragon Wizard of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of The Off-White Bougainvillea, Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz that she wants him and his group of quasi r...
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Funny story:  The Ku Klux Klan Turns Down Mel Gibson For Membership Saying He Is Way Too Unbalanced, Crazy, and One Hell of A Friggin Racist

The Ku Klux Klan Turns Down Mel Gibson For Membership Saying He Is Way Too Unbalanced, Crazy, and One Hell of A Friggin Racist

TUCSON, Arizona - The Grand Exalted Dragon Wizard of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of The Off-White Bougainvillea, Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz was asked if the Australian actor Mel Gibson had in fact recently applied for membership into th...
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