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Funny story:  Gene Simmons of KISS Says Madonna Has No Business Performing At The Super Bowl Because She Lip Syncs

Gene Simmons of KISS Says Madonna Has No Business Performing At The Super Bowl Because She Lip Syncs

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - KISS bassist Gene Simmons who stars in the cable reality show Gene Simmons Family Jewels has really fired off quite a volley at Madonna who has just been selected to perform at the upcoming Super Bowl XLVI (46). Simmons spoke wit...
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Funny story:  Nicki Minaj Says That Madonna's Kiss Right On Her Lips Was So Erotically Sensuous It Even Made Her Playpen Tingle With Joy

Nicki Minaj Says That Madonna's Kiss Right On Her Lips Was So Erotically Sensuous It Even Made Her Playpen Tingle With Joy

NEW YORK CITY - Nicki Minaj tweeted that she kissed a girl and she liked it. The girl is actually a woman formerly known as Madonna. Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight stated that the rap singer, who just turned 29, said that she has been ki...
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Funny story:  Entrepreneur/Philanthropist Reaches Out to a Despondent Porn Star

Entrepreneur/Philanthropist Reaches Out to a Despondent Porn Star

For Oliver Ebby, President of Brand Services - United (BS-U), compassion struck as he listening to Marketspace, the syndicated financial news hour. "A feature story on BS-U was followed by a piece on AIDS in the porn film industry. There was Mic...
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Funny story:  Shakira Says She Would Love To Be The Next Woman That Sandra Bullock French Kisses

Shakira Says She Would Love To Be The Next Woman That Sandra Bullock French Kisses

LEXINGTON, Kentucky - Shakira performed before a standing room only crowd at Lexington's famed Colonel Stonewall Jackson Commemorative Coliseum and was asked some questions backstage. The gyrating Colombian firecracker was asked if she has ever pu...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Stealing Madonna's Act?

Lady Gaga Stealing Madonna's Act?

Ever since Lady Gaga hit the national scene a few years ago, she's been trying to invent herself. First copying punk and glam rock stars such as Iggy Pop and David Bowie and then megastars Cher and Madonna, she's never really been able to come into h...
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Funny story:  Newark Airport Now Boasts a Special "Final Goodbye Kiss" Area

Newark Airport Now Boasts a Special "Final Goodbye Kiss" Area

The New Jersey airport found it necessary to set this up after a Rutgers University graduate student breached security by entering a restricted area to give his girlfriend one last kiss before she left for L.A. Havoc ensued, with many angry passenge...
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Funny story:  Gene Simmons Admits Tongue On Steroids

Gene Simmons Admits Tongue On Steroids

The George Mitchell Report on major league baseball players has caught a strange fish in it's net. Former Kiss star, Gene Simmons, has been using steroids on his tongue. "How we got Simmons piss samples mixed in with all the others, I don't know.
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Funny story:  Worn out masked rockers KISS, release new album + new make-up line for their wrinkled fans!

Worn out masked rockers KISS, release new album + new make-up line for their wrinkled fans!

Geriatric KISS, make-up and release their new album to celebrate 35 years in the rock business! Parallel to their new album release, which no person under the age of 45 would be seen dead with, they are launching their new, non-runny, make-up line...
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Funny story:  Kissing Men Removed From Taco Stand

Kissing Men Removed From Taco Stand

A group of openly gay men were removed from an El Paso, Texas taco restaurant after two of them were seen making out at one of the tables. Security guards removed the whole group and city police officers sided with the restaurant, saying that they h...
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Funny story:  Granny Kisses 120 Babies in a minute

Granny Kisses 120 Babies in a minute

A widowed grandmother broke the World record for baby kissing at a local shopping centre today. Patricia Kensington, 68, stopped and kissed 120 babies while standing by the shopping trolley parking bay. Mrs. Kensington's task was to grab each terr...
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Funny story:  I Want To Die With You Mandy On The Street Tonight In An Everlasting Kiss

I Want To Die With You Mandy On The Street Tonight In An Everlasting Kiss

An incredible statement made tonight by Burnley man Jimmy Jacket of Accrington Road, to his girlfriend Mandy Allsorts, also of Accrington Road. Mandy said: "Why does he want to die like that? It's not even like he's a good kisser. He's just ave...
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Funny story:  Kiss My Mistress

Kiss My Mistress

Iconic glam rock band Kiss have released a single called My Mistress which has gone straight into the US singles charts at number four. The group, which has re-formed many times and in many different line-ups since their debut in 1973, is famous for...
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Funny story:  Kiss Members Revise Party Schedule to "Not Every Day"

Kiss Members Revise Party Schedule to "Not Every Day"

Former members of the rock group "Kiss" have announced that their party schedule will be cut back from the every day regimen they attempted to follow for years. "While we still want to rock and roll all night and party every day" stated Gene Simm...
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Funny story:  KISS Does Condi

KISS Does Condi

On tour in Sweden: KISS--the iconic supreme rock band--has added Condoleeza Rice under their belt as a fan (or perhaps a groupie)?...
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Funny story:  Buster and the Baby Angel, chapter 10

Buster and the Baby Angel, chapter 10

This disappearing act was far from the first time Buster found himself stunned and alone, though it was the first time he could remember it happening after a kiss. His introductory introduction to abandonment came when Gypsy Mom decided to take to the caravan road without him. He didn't count his abusive Dad's departure since it came early and often like the Election Day voters in Chi tow...
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Funny story:  The road to Wrestlemania

The road to Wrestlemania

Vince is going to in a tag team match with HBK and Marty Jennety at wrestlemania. Vince is supposed to pick a surprise Partner for this match. When asked about his partner He said "I can guarantee that my partner will join the kiss my ass club in the...
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Funny story:  Marlboro Man update

Marlboro Man update

Marlboro Man is riding through grasslands empty and void. His hands are bloody his matches are wet. He is pissed. He had to kill and sell the calf he liked to kiss the most, ´cause the damn Krauts had raised the cigarette tax. $ 4.25 is what they now...
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