Edinburgh - Reports from Holyrood Palace tonight said the fugitive MI6/KGB double agent was known for his dead letter drop rendezvous near Salisbury Crags where some newly discovered bones are thought to be those of the missing Irish peer.
Lucan v...
London - The Royal YouBoob! channel has received millions of new hits after someone posted footage of the pleasure boat piss-up without any airbrushing of the two main protagonists.
At noon today at a packed PMQs the PM told the Commons he was 're...
London - Espionage has never been so attractive since the author of the famous KGB dodgy dossier The Mitrokhin Archive: The KGB in Europe and the West 'fooled' the West with his definitive directory of Russian spooks.
Colonel Vasili Nikitich Mitro...
Munich - The secret society's Germ(an) warfare wing has been caught cooking up a lethal new recipe to deal with Euroseptics (sick).
Traces of the homegrown genetically modified Eco Lie bacteria have been sourced to a new batch of Plutonium-210, co...
London - (Karmic Mess): A man described as a former equerry to lardarse impostor the Queen Mother has had a spot of bother.
Forty nine year-old Niall Hall was carjacked, stripped naked, robbed and abused by thugs who then cleaned out his bank acco...
Secret police arrests and a campaign of terror are keeping EU spending excesses a deadly secret.
Exploding heads newspaper, the Daily Express, is gleefully exposing the European Commissions "grubby" attempts to conceal out-of-control spending.
London - (Smoke 'n' Mirrors): Was a Mediterranean-looking couple hunted in the Gareth Williams death probe 'disguised with clever latex masks'?
A police e-fit issued this week shows a heavily camouflaged KGB pair who were caught on CCTV.
To al...
Norfolk/Suffolk Border - (Boy Oh Boy): Rumors of a Mad Vlad caveat "...because we always outsource to Mossad, heheh!" have done little to dent Julian Assange's mood.
Persistent reports that the whistleblower was thrown out of the KGB 'by Putin him...
London - (Undercover News): The February 2010 exposé by Spoof writer queen mudder named Chelsea WAG Vanessa Perroncel as a KGB femme fatale.
And the shocking revelation may have lead directly to the outing of flame haired Russian Mata Hari Anna Ch...
So far, information regarding Anna Chapman - arrested this week in the USA on Espionage charges - has been sketchy at best. Which is pretty much what you'd expect from a spy.
Here at Skoob News, we have managed to establish that she was born in Ru...
Washington AC/DC - (Deep Penetration News): Du Pont Circle salons are in uproar amid reports detailing why traitors Ames and Hanssen are shitting bricks in jail this evening:
A ten year classified probe into the renegades' recruitment skills has...
London - (B-O-G-O-F Mess): A UK supermarket group suspected of being 'up to its ass' in terrorism has emerged as the eminence grise behind the US spy saga.
The food retailer had been under covert surveillance for decades ever since Princess Diana...
London - (Aldrich Ames Mess): The spotlight is on a UK-based KGB passport forgery gang suspected of issuing fake IDs to a Mossad hit squad behind the Dubai assassination of Hanmas operative Mahmoud al-Mabhouh.
The shadowy counterfeitters are belie...
London - (Clouseau News): The head of Scotland Yard's anti-terror squad says yesterday's FBI bust of Russian sleeper moles is just the begining.
Citing hundreds of cold case reviews the Met's Assistant Commissioner for Downright Skulduggery said t...
New York - (Bob Hanssen Mess): A sinister femme fatale codenamed 'Madame Rouge' - believed to be an ex-mistress of jailed Ponzi scammer Bernard Madoff - is being sought in the FBI Russian espionage probe.
The lynchpin behind the KGB money launderi...
Cumbria - (Mad Vlad Putin Mess): Secret papers seen this weekend show the Cumbrian massacre villain was previously an up-and-coming KGB spy.
A Special Branch secret op however thwarted his ultimate mission goal of blowing up the UK's top nuclear p...
Smolensk - (Tunguska Firecracker Mess): Jaroslaw Kaczynski's famous 2005 statement "The affirmation of homosexuality will lead to the downfall of civilization. No way, Jose! Not in my backside, er...backyard!" has really rattled Polish separatist les...
Bloodyvostock - (Gazprom Mess): The grassy knoll-esque hitman is believed to have slipped into the country last Friday.
Russian intelligence suspects a Day Of The Jackal-like plot is on the cards to excise tyrannical despot Vlad 'The Impaler' Puti...