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Funny story: Cheney Invites Putin to Go Hunting

Cheney Invites Putin to Go Hunting

Caspar, WY Former vice-president Dick Cheney has invited Russia leader Vladimir Putin to go duck hunting with him. "He was upset because no one in the country would go hunting with him after that unfortunate incident where that cretin got in fro...
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Funny story: Putin Puts Fox News, Tea Party On Payroll

Putin Puts Fox News, Tea Party On Payroll

Conspiracy theories abound in the U.S.: The government caused 9/11, the FBI killed MLK, the CIA assassinated Lee Harvey Oswald, and so on. I think there's no truth in any of it. So, reporting on any supposed conspiracy is difficult for me. Ye...
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Funny story: Two Members of The All-Girl Punk Band, Pussy Riot Are Attacked At A Fast Food Restaurant

Two Members of The All-Girl Punk Band, Pussy Riot Are Attacked At A Fast Food Restaurant

NIZHNY NOVGOROD, Russia - Russian singers Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Maria Alyokhina, members of the all-girl punk band Pussy Riot were having a nice quiet breakfast at Mickey D's when all of a sudden all hell broke loose. It started when Maria as...
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Funny story: Russian spook defects to the US, names 'hundreds' on double-agent NOC list

Russian spook defects to the US, names 'hundreds' on double-agent NOC list

Washington - A senior KGB official in the Kremlin's Department for Michelle Obama Affairs has been outed as a turncoat after accepting a huge US bribe to identify sleepers who've slipped one past US Homeland Insecurity checks. This weekend under...
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Says That President Putin Gave Her His Personal Cell Phone Number

Maria Sharapova Says That President Putin Gave Her His Personal Cell Phone Number

NEW YORK CITY - Tennis great Maria Sharapova recently told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that she really enjoyed traveling to Sochi, Russia and watching the XXII Olympic games. She said that one day while sitting in the stands sh...
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Funny story: Spooks targeted actor because he was a KGB 'count'

Spooks targeted actor because he was a KGB 'count'

London, UK - More lurid Cold War secrets are out tonight with the news that Sir Blaggo Red-Crave was a commie bastard who sold his soul to the effing Stasi. And his eldest daughter, Lady Clitora Red-Crave, is a two-faced, Putin-fellating', hard-as...
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Funny story: A Swedish Woman Flies A Drone Over Russia - President Putin Is Extremely Upset

A Swedish Woman Flies A Drone Over Russia - President Putin Is Extremely Upset

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Sonya Anderstaff, 51, says that she was just enjoying her new found toy drone and swears that she had no intention of causing anyone any harm. But the Russian KGB is not buying her story. President Putin has informed the Swedis...
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Funny story: Sochi Olympics Streaker Arrested and Then Mysteriously Vanishes

Sochi Olympics Streaker Arrested and Then Mysteriously Vanishes

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee is still extremely upset over a recent incident that took place in The Iceberg Skating Palace. The SOOC reports that a Scottish streaker ran onto the ice and was wrestled down. He was immedia...
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Funny story: Russia Lays Off 80 Spies - Blames It On The Economy

Russia Lays Off 80 Spies - Blames It On The Economy

MOSCOW - The Vodkavich News Agency has just learned that the Russian government has had to furlough some federal workers. The national news agency has said that the KGB has laid off 80 spies due to the down spiraling Russian economic situation.
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Funny story: Snowden Now Advising Russia's FSO at Club Formulation

Snowden Now Advising Russia's FSO at Club Formulation

The Guard Dog has just learned that additional to his conference with Amnesty International requesting asylum in Russia Edward Snowden is now advisor to Russia's Federal Guard Service (FSO). As cover, Mr. Snowden has adopted a new disguise as fema...
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Funny story: Barry Challenges Vlad on Snowden at Club Mephistopheles

Barry Challenges Vlad on Snowden at Club Mephistopheles

Presidents Obama and Putin have flown to an undisclosed location (rumored to be Club Mephistopheles in Hong Kong) for a secret meeting on the Edward Snowden problem. Carefully located surveillance (audio and optics) within this nightclub, plus co...
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Funny story: Just how close is Barack Obama to the KGB?

Just how close is Barack Obama to the KGB?

Washington AC/DC - This weekend's twist in a timeless Spy Who Shagged Me script sees Barry O's ass in a sling alright. Furious CIA spin is pinning the blame on a clownish Moscow desk junior secretary, caught cack-handed in a KGB swoop attempting t...
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Funny story: 'Alien' remains found in Royal park 'thought to be Lord Lucan'

'Alien' remains found in Royal park 'thought to be Lord Lucan'

Edinburgh - Reports from Holyrood Palace tonight said the fugitive MI6/KGB double agent was known for his dead letter drop rendezvous near Salisbury Crags where some newly discovered bones are thought to be those of the missing Irish peer. Lucan v...
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Funny story: David Cameron, Andy Coulson, Nat Rothschild and Peter Mandelson on Oleg Deripaska yacht: videotape emerges

David Cameron, Andy Coulson, Nat Rothschild and Peter Mandelson on Oleg Deripaska yacht: videotape emerges

London - The Royal YouBoob! channel has received millions of new hits after someone posted footage of the pleasure boat piss-up without any airbrushing of the two main protagonists. At noon today at a packed PMQs the PM told the Commons he was 're...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney...or Mitrokhin??

Mitt Romney...or Mitrokhin??

London - Espionage has never been so attractive since the author of the famous KGB dodgy dossier The Mitrokhin Archive: The KGB in Europe and the West 'fooled' the West with his definitive directory of Russian spooks. Colonel Vasili Nikitich Mitro...
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Funny story: Bavarian Illuminati blamed as E.Coli mutant traced to Plutonium-210 lab

Bavarian Illuminati blamed as E.Coli mutant traced to Plutonium-210 lab

Munich - The secret society's Germ(an) warfare wing has been caught cooking up a lethal new recipe to deal with Euroseptics (sick). Traces of the homegrown genetically modified Eco Lie bacteria have been sourced to a new batch of Plutonium-210, co...
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Funny story: KGB hitwoman's gofer carjacked

KGB hitwoman's gofer carjacked

London - (Karmic Mess): A man described as a former equerry to lardarse impostor the Queen Mother has had a spot of bother. Forty nine year-old Niall Hall was carjacked, stripped naked, robbed and abused by thugs who then cleaned out his bank acco...
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Funny story: Kremlin-Style Tactics Conceal EU Excess

Kremlin-Style Tactics Conceal EU Excess

Secret police arrests and a campaign of terror are keeping EU spending excesses a deadly secret. Exploding heads newspaper, the Daily Express, is gleefully exposing the European Commissions "grubby" attempts to conceal out-of-control spending.
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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