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Funny story:  Shebby Singh explains 'Global Advisor' role at Blackburn Rovers

Shebby Singh explains 'Global Advisor' role at Blackburn Rovers

Blackburn Rovers Global Advisor Shebby Singh broke his silence today to explain what his job title actually means. Speaking to Robbie Savage on BBC radio phone-in 606 (nicknamed moan-o-moan in the football industry) he finally revealed the answer...
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Funny story:  Repentant Yorkshireman Admits KFC Gravy Blunder

Repentant Yorkshireman Admits KFC Gravy Blunder

Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax today made a public apology for intimating that fast food chain, KFC, failed in its duty of customer service by neglecting to provide gravy with their chips. Mither, 64, had previously stated that he ha...
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Funny story:  Yorkshireman Flatly Refuses KFC Lunchbreak Snack

Yorkshireman Flatly Refuses KFC Lunchbreak Snack

Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, 64, of Cleckhuddersfax, today stunned work colleagues by flatly refusing to join them in a lunchbreak KFC takeaway. It seems it's traditional for the team, that when they're working the late shift (2-10pm) of a Friday, one o...
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Funny story:  Hurricane Irene Victim Spells out "SOS" on Roof of KFC Franchise using Cockroaches

Hurricane Irene Victim Spells out "SOS" on Roof of KFC Franchise using Cockroaches

Baltimore, MA - An employee trapped in a KFC outlet flooded by hurricane Irene managed to alert officials by spelling out "SOS" on the roof of the building using drowned cockroaches. The employee, Ramone Concha, was rescued still wearing his work apr...
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Funny story:  KFC Embroiled in Dispute over Name of Dessert

KFC Embroiled in Dispute over Name of Dessert

Food giant KFC has entered into an acrimonious dispute with Johnson and Johnson over the name of a new dessert. KFC Corp, based out of Louisville, KY, has long been associated with the Kentucky name and believes that they should have unrestricted...
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Funny story:  Restaurant Threesome - Hooters, IHOP, KFC

Restaurant Threesome - Hooters, IHOP, KFC

Threesome Anyone? A major consolidation in the restaurant chain industry was announced this week. The three restaurant chains of Hooters, IHOP and KFC will merge and be transformed under one roof. The new restaurant name will be "International Ho...
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Funny story:  McDonalds hit back with new Morrissey burger

McDonalds hit back with new Morrissey burger

McDonalds are to launch a cheeky new burger called the Morrissey in retaliation to the singer's scathing attack on the fast food outlets. The burger is set to contain a triple deck of ham, beef and chicken and it's advertising slogan will be 'You're...
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Funny story:  KFs to combine and take on fast food giant

KFs to combine and take on fast food giant

Kentucky Fried Anchovy and Kentucky Fried Bison are to join forces to take on the might of the Chicken empire. "If it turns out that KFA and KFB are not mighty enough to take on our rival," said Major Heartburn of KFA, "then we can call on our sis...
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Funny story:  Bin Laden's Personal Journal Reveals Lifelong Obsession with Obtaining KFC Secret Spices Recipe

Bin Laden's Personal Journal Reveals Lifelong Obsession with Obtaining KFC Secret Spices Recipe

"Why Allah, do you torture me so," are the final words written in Osama bin Laden's personal journal captured by the American military. But these pleading words, written in Arabic, do not refer to the terrorist leader's dream of destroying America, b...
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Funny story:  Evolutionist with 1 inch cock rocks science world!

Evolutionist with 1 inch cock rocks science world!

Crackpot Barry Sagani, the overly optimistic evolution buff has sensationally rocked the science world with his 1 inch cock. Like it says in the headline. The male chicken was hatched from an average sized egg, yet, now fully grown it measures onl...
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Funny story:  Man Becomes Homicidal Maniac After Saying He'd 'Kill for Decent Burger'

Man Becomes Homicidal Maniac After Saying He'd 'Kill for Decent Burger'

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - A local Birmingham man has taken his pact to the extreme, as 52 people are dead and scores more are injured. Josh Coe, 21, had said he would 'kill for a decent burger', and after chancing upon a KFC restaurant he found a Zinger...
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Funny story:  Lickin' Fingers Cut by KFC

Lickin' Fingers Cut by KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken is dropping its 50 year old slogan - 'Finger Lickin Good' with the simple 'So Good' in a move to improve its image. Head of Operations in UK & Ireland explained that licking fingers was an environmental hazard. 'How...
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Funny story:  KFC in Nuneaton, UK, have proof that their chicken is real chicken, watch You Tube!

KFC in Nuneaton, UK, have proof that their chicken is real chicken, watch You Tube!

Kentucky Fried Chicken have often been accused of serving reconstituted chicken in the their nuggets instead of real chicken. So a branch in Nuneaton, UK came up with a clever idea of having live chickens run around their place. They asked the loc...
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Funny story:  Skating With The Star's Star Decapitated By Double Axe Axle Twist!

Skating With The Star's Star Decapitated By Double Axe Axle Twist!

Skating with the star's Buffy Heddress nearly pulled off a perfect Double Axe Axle Twist on Tuesday nights show. But the ice soon turned blood red when her male amateur partner Francis Mullheir failed to properly initiate the "twist" needed to keep t...
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Funny story:  Bitter Disagreement in Subway Restaurant

Bitter Disagreement in Subway Restaurant

This week I been undercover. Wearing my trusty mac and suspicious hat, I have wandered in and out of many public places, attempting to witness spontaneous drama in the flesh. It took a while. Nothing occured in Blockbuster, McDonald's, KFC or Poundland. And the usual scuffling grounds of Hollywood Bowl, Pizza Hut and Hair on Broadway proved unsuccessful. I was almost giving up hope, when I...
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Funny story:  Why I have been banned from every fast food joint in Stockport

Why I have been banned from every fast food joint in Stockport

I'll start by making my apologies. I can be a little bit grumpy at times, especially when I am lacking in Vitamin Caffeine. However, that said, I feel that banning me from every McDonald's, Burger King, Kentucky Fried Chicken and the like in the Royal Borough of Stockport was slightly harsh. McDonald's were the first. It was early. I walked in bleary eyed and asked quite plainly for a black cof...
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Funny story:  KFC fined for animal cruelty

KFC fined for animal cruelty

Kentucky Fried Chicken, the world's greasiest Fa(s)t Food outlet, was fined £19,000 today after a Cockroach was found eating a chip in its Leicester Square Branch. The Cockroach, Denzil the Muncher, had apparently entered the establishment after e...
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Funny story:  Basil Brush loves Megan Fox and the Colonel's Chicken

Basil Brush loves Megan Fox and the Colonel's Chicken

Basil Brush TV personality of the year or he should be, today was asked about the rumours that he loves Megan Fox, the American actress and Model. We asked Basil do you like Megan Fox, to which he replied "BOOM BOOM". Basil went on to say that he...
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