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Pitbull Performs At The American Music Awards With A Nasty Twerking, Sexy-As-Hell Ke$ha

Funny story: Pitbull Performs At The American Music Awards With A Nasty Twerking, Sexy-As-Hell Ke$ha

LOS ANGELES - One of the most talked about performances at this year's AMA's was the Pitbull - Ke$ha duet. The 26-year-old Ke$ha strutted her stuff all over the Nokia Theater stage dressed in cowgirl boots, a red gingham blouse, and tight Daisy Du...

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Pope To Followers: "Fuck It"

Funny story: Pope To Followers: "Fuck It"

Rome---Not long after stunning his followers by announcing his sudden retirement, Pope Benedict XVI has delivered his farewell speech before a huge crowd of cheering supporters. In his speech the Pope explained his reasons for quitting, something no Pope has done in centuries. Here is a condensed version of the Pope's address: Dear followers, I greet you, and I am honored by you...

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's Marriage Heading For The Rocks

Funny story: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's Marriage Heading For The Rocks

CHICAGO - Reports coming out of the Windy City state that there are some astonishing marital rumblings emanating from the Justin Timberlake - Jessica Biel marriage. The couple known as TimBi have barely been married three weeks and a close source...

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Britney Spears Finally Reveals Why She Dumped Justin Timberlake

Funny story: Britney Spears Finally Reveals Why She Dumped Justin Timberlake

REDONDO BEACH - Britney Spears was having the Fee Fi Fo Fum Foo Foo Platter at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner when she noticed iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli sitting a few tables away. The X-Factor judge, who knows that Miss Vermicelli...

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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 24th August 2012

Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 24th August 2012

Jasmine Lennard first person evicted from Celebrity Big Brother house. Oh well, more time for her to wish she was still sleeping with Simon Cowell. Pictures of a naked Prince Harry in Vegas hotel surface on gossip website TMZ. That's the problem with Vegas, if you bet on the wrong number, you can lose your shirt. And the rest of your clothes. Justin Timberlake puts his bachelor pad on the...

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Ashton Kutcher Smitten With Mila Kunis

Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Smitten With Mila Kunis

HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis has stated that she was devastated when her relationship with Justin Timberlake ended. The former star of That 70s Show told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Justin lured her into their relationship with promi...

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Justin and Demi to duet

Funny story: Justin and Demi to duet

The world of showbiz turned 360 degrees and then another 180 just for good measure last night with the sensational news of a long awaited duet between teen heart throbs Justin and Demi. It was confirmed by publicists today that 'Mr Trousersnake'...

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Justin Timberlake Won't Bring the Sexy to Elton John Role

Funny story: Justin Timberlake Won't Bring the Sexy to Elton John Role

Justin Timberlake has agreed to play the iconic Sir Elton John in an upcoming movie about John's life, but will not be allowed to apply his natural talent for suggestive body movement in the role. Timberlake was warned by producers before film con...

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Britney Spears Has Come A Long Way Since Her "Playpen" Flashing Days

Funny story: Britney Spears Has Come A Long Way Since Her "Playpen" Flashing Days

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears recently hit the big 3-Oh. And she says that she does not feel a day over 40. The blonde singer who is perhaps best noted for being the most infamous lip syncer in the music industry celebrated with her fiancé Jason...

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Justin Timberlake joins the US Marines!

Funny story: Justin Timberlake joins the US Marines!

After taking up an offer to escort a rather dishy, female martial arts expert to the Marine Corps ball Justin Timberlake felt so inadequate that he decided to toughen himself up and join the marines. The dishy Marine, Kelsey de Santis, proved that...

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Justin Timberlake Caught Cheekily Cheating On Jessica Biel With Scarlett Johansson

Funny story: Justin Timberlake Caught Cheekily Cheating On Jessica Biel With Scarlett Johansson

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Timberlake seems to have taken the title of Cad With The Nads from Jesse James as he was spotted in a compromising situation with Iron Man 2 actress Scarlett Johansson. Timberlake who has just recently returned back into the...

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Justin Timberlake and Girlfriend Mila Kunis Are Still Receiving Some Flak For Their MTV Movie Awards Show Groping

Funny story: Justin Timberlake and Girlfriend Mila Kunis Are Still Receiving Some Flak For Their MTV Movie Awards Show Groping

SANTA MONICA - Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis were recently having a nice quiet dinner at The Shanghai Sue Sushi Sandwich Shop. The happy couple was approached by Pia Confetti of The El Lay Informer who said that they looked like a couple of sch...

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Justin Timberlake Reveals His Very Serious Voice Problem

Funny story: Justin Timberlake Reveals His Very Serious Voice Problem

LOS ANGELES - Justin Timberlake, or as he prefers to be known as these days, Mila Kulis' "Main Squeeze" (pun intended) recently talked about his medical affliction. Timberlake spoke openly with Missy Wonderbox of Hollywood Innuendo at a Pizza Doll...

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Queen Elizabeth II Accepts Invite to U.S. Marine Corps Ball

Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Accepts Invite to U.S. Marine Corps Ball

First it was Mila Kunis, then Justin Timberlake, each accepting a Marine's invitation to the Marine Corps Ball to be held in November in Greenville, North Carolina. Now it's been revealed that there's at least one other famous invitee who has acc...

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Justin Timberlake and His Girlfriend Mila Kunis Explain Their Sexual Groping At The MTV Movie Awards

Funny story: Justin Timberlake and His Girlfriend Mila Kunis Explain Their Sexual Groping At The MTV Movie Awards

LOS ANGELES - Well it's only been a little over two months since Justin Timberlake broke up with Jessica Biel but you've got to hand it to the skinny little fella he sure does know how to move on. Justin, 30, showed up at the MTV Movie Awards wit...

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MTV Movie Awards - Downright Dirty - Timberlake And Kunis In Gropeathon

Funny story: MTV Movie Awards - Downright Dirty - Timberlake And Kunis In Gropeathon

Critics today appeared to be pretty universal in their condemnation of the MTV Movie Awards at LA's Gibson Amphitheater, slamming the show for being 'downright dirty' and complaining about the persistent use of cuss words. The 'dirty' part occurre...

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Baseball Bombshell: Cameron Diaz Proposes To New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod

MIAMI - Cameron Diaz, 38, the actress who recently stated that her biological clock is ticking so fast and so loud, that it sometimes wakes her up in the middle of the night has finally taken the life-altering leap. While she and her boyfriend New...

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"Trouser Snake" is Now Flying Solo After Embarrassing Party Speech By Biel

Funny story: "Trouser Snake" is Now Flying Solo After Embarrassing Party Speech By Biel

It has emerged that love rat Justin Timberlake has split with 'on-off' girlfriend Jessica Biel after she threw an 'awkward' party for him and gave a gushing speech. In her eulogy Biel admitted when she first fancied Justin she 'stalked him' for week...

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