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Jennifer Aniston Spotted In The Company of A Hot Hollywood Hunk

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston recently told Barbara Walters on The View that she feels as if she and her fiancé Justin Theroux have been engaged for ten years. The former Friends star said that she has gotten to the point where she no longer cares...

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Angelina Jolie Hints That She May Be Dumping Brad Pitt

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Hints That She May Be Dumping Brad Pitt

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie recently appeared on The View and she made some interesting comments to Barbara Walters. Jolie said that she is growing very impatient with fiancé Brad Pitt who keeps putting off their wedding plans. She said that...

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Jennifer Aniston's Friends Plead With Her To Dump Her Coattail-Riding Fiancé Justin Theroux

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston's Friends Plead With Her To Dump Her Coattail-Riding Fiancé Justin Theroux

BEL AIR, California - It is no secret that Jennifer Aniston has grow extremely impatient that her fiancé of one year, Justin Theroux keeps putting off their wedding plans. Aniston is 44, and she has pointed out on many occasions that her biologica...

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Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Boyfriend Justin Theroux That She'd Like To Have A Baby Before She Turns 50

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Boyfriend Justin Theroux That She'd Like To Have A Baby Before She Turns 50

BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston who is 44, has just told her fiancé Justin Theroux, 42, that she would love to have a baby before her 50th birthday. Aniston has not hidden the fact that she is really getting tired of waiting around for Justin to...

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Jennifer Aniston Finally Addresses Those Stork Rumors

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Finally Addresses Those Stork Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston and her long time fiancé Justin Theroux were recently spotted at The Fredericks of Hollywood Bra Museum. The two were seen giggling at a bra that had been donated to the museum by Dolly Parton. Jennifer also was ama...

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George Clooney Admits He Has A Crush On Jennifer Aniston

Funny story: George Clooney Admits He Has A Crush On Jennifer Aniston

LAS VEGAS - George Clooney flew to Las Vegas to take a much needed break from the on-going question carnival that is taking place in LaLaLand regarding his break up with the gorgeously sexy Stacy Keibler. Clooney said that it was a fantastic two y...

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Brad Pitt Concerned As Angelina Jolie's Weight Plummets Down To 91 Pounds!

Funny story: Brad Pitt Concerned As Angelina Jolie's Weight Plummets Down To 91 Pounds!

NEW YORK CITY - Friends of Angelina Jolie, 38, are very concerned at her tremendous weight loss. One longtime friend identified as Ribby Ping, 40, said that at first everyone just figured that Angie had one hell of a tapeworm. But after X-rays...

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Brad Pitt Blames His 21 Pound Weight Gain On Hot Dogs

Funny story: Brad Pitt Blames His 21 Pound Weight Gain On Hot Dogs

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt said that the tremendous stress that he has gone through the past two weeks has caused him to eat like a thoroughbred racehorse. And as a result he has gained a whopping 21 pounds which he blames mostly on his addiction t...

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Jennifer Aniston Having Second Thoughts About Getting Married

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Having Second Thoughts About Getting Married

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston is reportedly having second thoughts about getting married to Justin Theroux. The latest issue of Glamboyant Magazine has an article written by Savannah Kettle which conveys the fact that Aniston has had a change...

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Brad Pitt Insists That Angelina Jolie Get A Lip Reduction

Funny story: Brad Pitt Insists That Angelina Jolie Get A Lip Reduction

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt recently made mention of a fact that could end up getting him in a whole world of hurt with fiancée Angelina Jolie. Pitt, 47, told the Celebrity Globe that Angie recently checked into the Salvatore Goombalini General Hosp...

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Jennifer Aniston's Wedding To Justin Theroux Is Off

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston's Wedding To Justin Theroux Is Off

BEVERLY HILLS - The word out of LaLaLand is that the wedding that was being touted as the Wedding of the Year has been called off. Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo reported that Aniston, 44, has decided to cancel her wedding to fellow...

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Jennifer Aniston Admits She Still Pines For Brad Pitt

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Admits She Still Pines For Brad Pitt

MARINA DEL REY, California - Jennifer Aniston recently stated that lately she has found herself on the moody side and feels that her biological clock is ticking at double time. The 43-year-old actress who is engaged to Justin Theroux, 41, remarked...

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Justin Theroux Having Second Thoughts About Marrying Jennifer Aniston

Funny story: Justin Theroux Having Second Thoughts About Marrying Jennifer Aniston

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Theroux was in the Big Apple celebrating the upcoming marriage of one of his closest friends Dr. Mondello F. Barsillian, an unemployed dentist. Theroux was asked about his upcoming marriage to Jennifer Aniston and the 41-yea...

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Jennifer Aniston Reveals She Will Name Her Baby Brad

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Reveals She Will Name Her Baby Brad

HOLLYWOOD - In yet another example of modern times where weddings sometimes follow the birth of babies, Jennifer Aniston has just issued a dual announcement. She told the Hollywood press that she and boyfriend Justin Theroux are engaged and that s...

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Angelina Jolie Is Furious With Brad Pitt At His Suggestion That They Have A Double Wedding With Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Is Furious With Brad Pitt At His Suggestion That They Have A Double Wedding With Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt and Angelina visited the Big Apple with their brood of half dozen kids. The couple had been wanting to have them visit the Statue of Liberty, Central Park, Madison Square Garden, and the apartment building where Madonna l...

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Jennifer Aniston Gets Quite A Shock Regarding Her Relationship With Justin Theroux

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Gets Quite A Shock Regarding Her Relationship With Justin Theroux

TARZANA, California - Jennifer Aniston recently attended a music concert featuring Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz. The concert was held at the newly opened Gary Busey International Speedway which is located on a tract of land that was once...

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Jennifer Aniston Is Close To Kicking Justin Theroux Out The Door and To The Curb

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has to be one of the most unluckiest women when it comes to men. The beautiful blonde actress has no trouble getting a boyfriend, but for some unknown reason she has a very hard time keeping one. According to Pic...

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A Very Depressed Jennifer Aniston Fears That Justin Theroux Is Getting Ready To Dump Her

Funny story: A Very Depressed Jennifer Aniston Fears That Justin Theroux Is Getting Ready To Dump Her

OXNARD, California - Jennifer Aniston had driven up the Pacific Coast Highway to Oxnard to visit one of her favorite cousins Melba Toastowitz. As the two cousins sat in Melba's backyard listening to a CD by The Who Jennifer turned to Melba and ask...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

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