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Now that he wants to become an American, The Beeb wishes he hadn't been such an asshole

Funny story: Now that he wants to become an American, The Beeb wishes he hadn't been such an asshole

USA All the Way—Now that he's wed Hailey “Bald” Wynn, the blonde bombshell who shaves “down there,” teen heartthrob Justin “Canuck” Bieber wants to become an American. But he also wants to retain his Canuck citizenship. “As he says to me,” his blu...

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Justin Bieber Is Wasting His Life Away - Parents

Funny story: Justin Bieber Is Wasting His Life Away - Parents

A couple from Pennsylvania have spoken out about their concerns over their 6-month-old son who, they say, is "wasting his life away in idleness". Stephen and Karen Bielby, aged 21 and 21 respectively, were over the moon when Karen gave birth in No...

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I write my own songs

Funny story: I write my own songs

By Justin Bieber You may be wondering: How can songs this well-crafted be written by a young man? Sadly, I cannot answer your question. I do not understand the inner mechanations of my mind. I do not know how my soul secretes its desires. Perhaps, a higher purpose seeded my brain with an ability to rationalize a higher concept of emotion, a greater pathos. But yes, I do write my own songs. S...

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Kim Jong-un threatens South Korea with Donald Trump clones

In the most threatening rhetoric from Pyongyang yet the North Korean leader made it clear that if the South doesn't stop broadcasting Justin Bieber music through loudspeakers across the Korean DMZ that "A death worse than nucrear war wirr forrow".

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Ex-police worker caught downloading Justin Bieber

Funny story: Ex-police worker caught downloading Justin Bieber

A former civilian police employee has appeared before court after secretly downloading Justin Bieber's music at home, a court heard. Michael Dale, 33 was also an army reserve officer dealing with cadets since 1999 and working for the charity, Acti...

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After Zayn Malik's exit, Justin Bieber to join One-Direction

Millions of pre-teen girls were left heartbroken and teary-eyed after teen pop star Zayn Malik's hugely publicised departure from boy band One-Direction (not to mention the millions of parents who were left relieved and grateful). But the band, it se...

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Canada Seeks To Trade Away The Biebs

Funny story: Canada Seeks To Trade Away The Biebs

Ottawa, Ontario - Canada's Department of National Beaver Pelts and Other Foreign Trades, has initialized negotiations with its #1 trading partner, the U.S., to see which downtrodden celebrities they might be able to get in exchange for Pop-Star, Just...

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Bieber's Babe Pecker Shock!

Funny story: Bieber's Babe Pecker Shock!

Latest reports suggest Justin Bieber has been mocking girls in LA bars by proclaiming "I have a johnson, you haven't!" However Bieber did get as much back when one of his targets raised "her" dress and replied "yes I have sweety, what do you want...

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Dappy the Dinosaur to be moved from Natural History Museum

Funny story: Dappy the Dinosaur to be moved from Natural History Museum

After 36 years, the Natural History Museum has decided to mothball Dappy the Dinosaur and make way for a new huge guest to greet visitors to the premises. From next year, a huge whale called Adele - often referred to as the fat computer in the Tho...

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Justin Bieber Accidentally Pelts Keith Richards with Eggs

Funny story: Justin Bieber Accidentally Pelts Keith Richards with Eggs

Pago Pago Fledgling rock star wannabe Justin Bieber was going about minding his own business in a dark bar when a smelly old man who smelled like alcohol and urine challenged him to have a drink with him. Beiber assumed it was just one of his Bel...

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Justin Bieber Attempts Suicide by Pelting the New York Jets with Eggs

Funny story: Justin Bieber Attempts Suicide by Pelting the New York Jets with Eggs

Pittsburgh, PA-Justin Bieber, who recently joined the Pittsburgh Steelers in their Bible study meeting, was reportedly wanted by the NFL after pelting the Steelers' latest opponents, the New York Jets, with eggs during their post-halftime huddle.

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Kim Jong-Un Disappears As Spoof Writers Favour DLT And Justin Bieber Stories

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Disappears As Spoof Writers Favour DLT And Justin Bieber Stories

The mystery of why Kim Jong-Un has not been seen during the DLT indecent assault trial deepened this morning as sources close to the supreme ruler claimed that he had acute piles and doctors were playing "hide and seek" with him in his palace while t...

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Fanfiction prompts arrest of rising TV star

Funny story: Fanfiction prompts arrest of rising TV star

Jane Dawson, officer of New Orleans county, arrested 16-year-old Danny Rivers, star of the upcoming series Rock Out, at his own doorstep last evening. She explained to the Sheriff that she developed an impression of Rivers already after Googling...

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Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney

Funny story: Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney

Washington, DC Canadian citizen Justin Bieber risked starting an international incident when he was driving his Ferrari and failed to stop in time to avoid hitting the rear of the Rolls Royce in front of him. The Rolls Royce was carrying ex-Vice-Pres...

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Justin Bieber Joins Insane Clown Posse

Funny story: Justin Bieber Joins Insane Clown Posse

Detroit, MI Crazy clown duo, the Insane Clown Posse, whose followers include topless women and crazed looking guys called Juggalos, admitted new member Justin Bieber to the group. Justin Bieber says that he will start spraying people with Faygo P...

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Justin Bieber Buys Kim Jong-Un's Comic Book Collection From Craigslist

Funny story: Justin Bieber Buys Kim Jong-Un's Comic Book Collection From Craigslist

Pyongyang, North Korea Pop star and professional law-breaker Justin Bieber has contacted roly-poly dictator Kim Jong-Un and purchased his massive comic book collection off from Craigslist. The icing on the cake was supposedly Kim throwing in an autog...

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Justin Bieber spat with orlando bloom intensifies - offers acting lessons

Gossip pages around the world quickly picked up on the news that Justin Bieber had provoked orlando bloom once again, leading Peter Jacskon asking Bieber to leave his buddy alone. Not satisfied that he had made him cry in Ibiza in front of his friend...

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Justin Bieber Forming Militia, Plans to Assault Cliven Bundy Ranch

Funny story: Justin Bieber Forming Militia, Plans to Assault Cliven Bundy Ranch

Sources say Justin Bieber is distraught over how his shenanigans have backfired. Desperate to prove himself a man and gain 'street cred', the pop star embarked on a series of misadventures last year designed to show that he's a 'bad boy'. How...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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