WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- In a God-like pronouncement, the US Supreme Court ruled, by a 5-3 vote, that jurors are no longer allowed to deliberate in secret.
Now, to prevent "prejudice" and "bias" in trials involving illegal aliens or other "protected...
Since when does a judge have a right to an opinion? This is outrageous! A judge, particularly a female, should remain silent, wear black, smile and never utter a single word! Male judges, on the other hand, since they're equipped with a piece of phys...
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