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Funny story: Justice Department Indicts Mortgage Czar

Justice Department Indicts Mortgage Czar

In the wake of the 2008 financial crisis stemming from massive mortgage security fraud, the Justice Department, under increasing pressure to hold someone (anyone) accountable, has named Patrick "Patsy" Connelly as a principle target for prosecution.
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Funny story: Representative Barred From Restroom Is Desperate

Representative Barred From Restroom Is Desperate

An Arizona state House committee on Friday will hold a hearing on a bill that could jail undocumented immigrants if they use public restrooms or other public resources like schools or roads. The Committee on Federal and State Affairs will consider...
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Funny story: Spirit of Justice Found with Self Inflicted Wounds

Spirit of Justice Found with Self Inflicted Wounds

WASHINGTON - Security guards in the Robert F. Kennedy Department of Justice Building have found what appear to be self-inflicted wounds on the Spirit of Justice this morning, during a routine inspection of her and her counterpart, Majesty Law.
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Funny story: Police: Sword Wielding Man Demanded Free Tacos

Police: Sword Wielding Man Demanded Free Tacos

"Thou must stuff thine tortilla full of tasty meat and cheese!" shouted the assailant, Don A. Blaid. Apparently police in Texas said they arrested Mr. Blaid after his use of a sword in an attempt to coerce a waitress into giving him free tacos.
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Funny story: Obama seeks "injustice for all" in Trayvon Martin case

Obama seeks "injustice for all" in Trayvon Martin case

WASHINGTON, DC --- In a surprise---some might say, an astonishing---admission during a recent White House press conference during which he eulogized the late anti-Semitic bigot Helen Thomas, President Obama admitted that, when he was the same age as...
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Funny story: Justice Scalia Gets Knuckles Rapped

Justice Scalia Gets Knuckles Rapped

93 Year-old Sister Maria Inamorata caused a stir today when she halted court proceedings to admonish Justice Antonin Scalia. In the middle of a series of caustic questions the Justice was delivering to a clearly distressed plantiff's lawyer, the d...
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Funny story: Teen sentenced to ten years in church chooses Church of Satan

Teen sentenced to ten years in church chooses Church of Satan

MUSKOGEE, Oklahoma (ABSNN) - When Oklahoma District Judge Mike Norman sentenced a teenaged youth who caused his friend's death in a car crash to church for ten years, he likely thought the boy would choose an evangelical church like the Nazarenes or...
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Funny story: Australian Murder Mystery Resolved After 32 Years

Australian Murder Mystery Resolved After 32 Years

An Australian Coroner has finally closed the case file on one of Australia's longest running murder mysteries. In the Darwin Magistrates Court today, Coroner Sheila Castlemaine-XXXX made a landmark ruling in the notorious 1980 'A Cry In The Dark'...
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Funny story: Nottingham Magistrates' Sessions to be shown live at the Majestic cinema!

Nottingham Magistrates' Sessions to be shown live at the Majestic cinema!

Nottingham City Labour Councillor Mr B Ackander (56), has been praised for his efforts in getting the Nottingham Magistrates' and Criminal Court sessions to be shown live at a City Centre Cinema, now renamed the Majestic. Cllr B Ackander explained: "With the Coalition Government's cutbacks, it was essential we found a way to help ease the financial burden caused by their vicious cutbacks. And a...
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Funny story: Pig Accused of Setting Fire in NY Barn, Threatens Lawsuit

Pig Accused of Setting Fire in NY Barn, Threatens Lawsuit

A pig (the animal, not the human, variety) in upstate NY has been accused of knocking off the top of a hot water heater and starting a fire in a barn. Uh-oh. Experts opined that the perp in this case was curious about the water heater; hence he s...
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Funny story: Answers given in Nottingham Courts

Answers given in Nottingham Courts

This article was sent in by a decrepit ageing ex-security officer. Who, although today he cannot remember where he left his hearing aids, glasses, bus-pass or what day of the week it is, refers to his old personal notebook, to dredge up some answers given in the courts, he remembers: Magistrate to Defendant: "... so how do you propose to pay this fine?" Defendant's Reply: "Wiv me dole!" J...
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Funny story: Ja Rule a Revolutionary?

Ja Rule a Revolutionary?

Jeffrey Atkins-commonly known as JA Rule, the Queens-based rapper with four platinum records under his belt and an album to be released this coming August-may be finding new ways to put his mark on the hip-hop industry. Atkins was sentenced Monday...
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Funny story: United States Supreme Court Makes a Mockery of Justice!

United States Supreme Court Makes a Mockery of Justice!

The United States Supreme Court has once again made a mockery of all that is good, right,and just in this country when it ended it's current session without ruling on the pivotal Parking Rights Case of Click vs. The District of Columbia. Needless...
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Funny story: Casey Anthony Ends Up With Same Jury as OJ Simpson and Police in Rodney King Beating

Casey Anthony Ends Up With Same Jury as OJ Simpson and Police in Rodney King Beating

The American justice system was generally held in high regard by countries throughout the world, that is until some recent decisions by jurors have made the system more of a joke than justice. In a stunning move of brilliance the defense team f...
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Funny story: Ken Clarke preparing for 100% discount on political career

Ken Clarke preparing for 100% discount on political career

Justice Secretary Ken Clarke is preparing himself for a 100% discount on his political career after his plans to half the sentence of convicted criminals in England and Wales who chose to plead guilty to their crimes, were shelved. Prime Minister...
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Funny story: Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'to call UK Justice Secretary Ken Clarke as a character witness'?

Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'to call UK Justice Secretary Ken Clarke as a character witness'?

New York - His sex crime views are the stuff of misogynist rapture amid a mounting press furor. Today a groundswell of pubic opinion is backing Clarke to take the stand supporting the beleaguered IMF ex-CEO. "Ken would make an ideal expert witn...
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Funny story: Local Man Fined, Sentenced & Disgraced over Dead Gazebo!

Local Man Fined, Sentenced & Disgraced over Dead Gazebo!

A local man, whose identity can not be revealed even though the lying, fornicating Bastard was proven GUILTY beyond doubt in a Court of Law, claims he is the victim of a miscarriage of justice involving a confluence of fraudulent events, identify the...
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Funny story: IMF Head Discovers 'Rikers Island' Is Not Plush Co-op Apartment in the Hamptons!

IMF Head Discovers 'Rikers Island' Is Not Plush Co-op Apartment in the Hamptons!

Temporarily 'indisposed' IMF head Strauss-Kahn (DSK) is said to be shocked, dazed and confused after finding out Rikers Island was not the day spa in the Hamptons where he would be waited on hand and foot at the government's expense. Checking his...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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