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Funny story:  NASA Sound Equipment Picks Up Snake Hissing Sounds On Jupiter

NASA Sound Equipment Picks Up Snake Hissing Sounds On Jupiter

HOUSTON - NASA is reporting that some extremely high tech sound equipment that it sent up to the planet Jupiter in April of 2009, has picked up what appears to be a snake hissing sound. Several of NASA's expert scientists have gotten together with...
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Funny story:  Jupiter To Be Renamed Back To Its Original Spelling - Joopiter

Jupiter To Be Renamed Back To Its Original Spelling - Joopiter

HOUSTON - Scientists are planning on changing the name of the planet Jupiter back to its original spelling which was Joopiter. A spokesperson for the Solar System Coalition stated that when Jupiter was first discovered it was given the name Joopit...
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Funny story:  Gary "The Space Cadet" Busey Asks Donald Trump For A Loan

Gary "The Space Cadet" Busey Asks Donald Trump For A Loan

TARZANA - Gary Busey's career was revitalized thanks to his two appearances on Donald Trump's NBC show Celebrity Apprentice. The singer, actor who just turned 69, on June 29, has never been shy and he would not hesitate for one second to try and s...
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Funny story:  Irish Astronomers: Vensus will collide with Jupiter Friday,  Will it spell the end?  American astronomers say 'Poppycock!"

Irish Astronomers: Vensus will collide with Jupiter Friday, Will it spell the end? American astronomers say 'Poppycock!"

DUBLIN (ABSNN) -- Irish astronomers told the press today that the planets Venus and Jupiter will collide at 0327 GMT this coming Friday. The two planets seem only inches away this evening and may be seen in the Western sky said astronomers. "We'r...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen's Ex Moves Their Children To Jupiter

Charlie Sheen's Ex Moves Their Children To Jupiter

Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards, who became famous as a model even though she looks like she's been freebasing Joker venom, has decided to enroll their two children in a boarding school on the planet Jupiter, just to keep them from Sheen and...
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Funny story:  God Photoshops Jupiter

God Photoshops Jupiter

An amateur astronomer from Australia has photos to prove that God has a computer and He's pretty good at photoshopping objects in the universe to change their appearance (God that is). Take Jupiter for example. Astronomers claim that normal pictur...
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Funny story:  Jupiter To Become Another Sun By 2012

Jupiter To Become Another Sun By 2012

Houston TX-- NASA astronomers confirmed today the planet Jupiter is about to become a second sun by 2012. The new sun will change life on earth forever and will have unexpected consequences, according to NASA scientists. The solar-system's larges...
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Funny story:  TV Fat Man Phil Jupitus is Giant 'Gas' Planet Jupiter Shock

TV Fat Man Phil Jupitus is Giant 'Gas' Planet Jupiter Shock

The Spoof can reveal professional fatty and lay-about Phil Jupitus, is actually the Giant Gas planet 'Jupiter'. For years the general public wondered where he came from and what the hell he does, but our undercover reporter has discovered the iden...
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Funny story:  Underpants Found Orbiting Jupiter!

Underpants Found Orbiting Jupiter!

The Russian Space Probe Soyuz IV - currently on a mission to explore the surface of Jupiter - has instead discovered a pair of Underpants orbiting the giant planet!...
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Funny story:  Jupiter and Saturn Breaking Up

Jupiter and Saturn Breaking Up

Mount Palomar, Ca (IP) - News from this observatory campus indicates that the planets Jupiter and Saturn are breaking up.
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Funny story:  Jupiter No Longer the Largest Planet

Jupiter No Longer the Largest Planet

Mt Palomar, CA (IP) - Jupiter's status as the largest planet in the solar system has been downgraded by the International Astronomical Union. The planet has gone on a diet and has lost a considerable amount of weight.
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Funny story:  NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

BRITISH NATIONAL SPACE CENTER, LONDON (SPACE:YUK)--No sooner was the ink dry on the historic "Joint Statement of Intent for Co-operation in the Field of Space Exploration" agreement signed in Washington DC, Thursday 19 Apri...
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Funny story:  Awesome Jupiter to wreak Thanksgiving havoc for Panspermia's Cult of the Snake

Awesome Jupiter to wreak Thanksgiving havoc for Panspermia's Cult of the Snake

Constellation of Sagittarius, Southern Hemisphere/Milky Way - (ReuterUs): They came at the dawn of time from the arsehole end of the universe, the Constellation of Ophiuchus - also known as Serpentarius - which gave them their adopted name of the Cul...
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