Cicada is not an instruction to the English Football Team, but in fact the name of a small beetle that has been gifted to us to save the human race.
Eleventeen totally-undocumented but parallel scientific booze-ups found that the sound emitted by the cicada was a ball-ache, hence the need to kick ardour.
The police from Iamtheboss, Countyourdays, have...
GSTAAD, Switzerland - Famed songstress, Julie Andrews has offered to give Susan Boyle free lessons in swearing.
"Contrary to popular public opinion, including some publicity seeking psychologists, Susan Boyle is not having a breakdown. She is mer...
LONDON - It seems as though "Britains Got Talent" keeps putting out amazing performers like Victoria's Secret puts out bras.
The latest BGT find is little 10-year-old Hollie Steel, who hails from Accrington, Lancashire in England.
Hollie who on...
Hollie Steel, 7 and a half , is the new me says Julie Andrews. Julie who has not been in the news since 1970, because she has talent has announced to the world... Hollie Steel is actually her, because she is a DNA clone.
Andrews 67, cloned her DNA...
Josef Fritzl, the man who kept his daughter locked in a cellar for 24 years, and had seven children with her, was a big fan of The Sound Of Music, and may have been trying to recreate it in his home, police...
Amy Winehouse, the troubled songstress, has surprised the pop world after announcing details of her new single, which is a cover of an old musical favourite.
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