A dangerous new cleaver-juggling craze in America threatens to cut a deep gash in the population as President Obama, clearly bedraggled from recent Congress pressure, declared his support for the extreme sport.
The craze was started by Lincoln Abr...
... You don't need a partner to juggle.
... Having blue balls isn't a bad thing.
... You don't have to worry about how many other people your partner has juggled with.
... Jugglers aren't judged by the size of their balls.
... You don't have to wear protection.
... You don't have to worry if your juggling partner is a minor.
... After juggling, you can do it again right away.
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