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Marble Bust Found in Tomb of Jesus

In the first excavations of the newly discovered tomb of Jesus a marble bust and a missing chapter of the Gospel of St. Thomas have been found. The bust, according to the accompanying text is that of none other than Jesus. It bears a strong likeness...

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Said Judas Iscariot -- The Greatest Archaeological Find Ever?

Funny story: Said Judas Iscariot -- The Greatest Archaeological Find Ever?

Archaeologists have uncovered in a rubbish pit outside Jerusalem what may well be the find of the century outstripping even the discovery of Tutankhamen's tomb in 1922. It is a parchment believed to have been distributed weekly among the intelligents...

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The Case Against Jesus...Find of the Century

Funny story: The Case Against Jesus...Find of the Century

Archaeologists digging near Jerusalem have unearthed what could be the find of the century... a document purporting to list the actual charges made against Jesus Christ. Jesus was formally arraigned at the house of the High Priest Caiaphas before a gathering of Scribes and officials belonging to the Jerusalem Sanhedrin council. The list of indictments was read out to the defendant who made...

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Archaeologists Find Letter from Pontius Pilate

Funny story: Archaeologists Find Letter from Pontius Pilate

Archaeologists excavating along the North West coast of Palestine close to where Pontius Pilate had his palace have made a remarkable find. It is a letter written on papyrus. Experts are not sure if it is a copy or not. Was it ever sent? Did Tiberius Caesar read it and respond? If not, we could well be living now in a very different world indeed. Because what they unearthed is a letter from Po...

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British Heavy Metal Band Blamed For Betrayal Of Jesus

Funny story: British Heavy Metal Band Blamed For Betrayal Of Jesus

A new survey has revealed a shocking level of ignorance surrounding Easter and the events of Holy Week, amongst the general public. The survey, which was conducted by the respected agnostic journal, Navel-Gazing Today, was both scientific and repr...

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Judas Tells All - including his friendship with Charles Manson

Funny story: Judas Tells All - including his friendship with Charles Manson

Judas has spoken out about his betrayal of Jesus. He tells our reporter the truth behind the story. Apparently, Judas was a member of a Cult and didn't believe in Jesus at all. He was sent by the elders of the Cult to destroy Jesus' reputation as a 'good guy'. Judas was recuited by well-known Cult leader Charles Manson, the one with the wierd tattoo on his forehead and the 'evil eyes'.

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Joe Lieberman says: "Judas got It right"

There was much angst in the Democratic caucus last night after Senator Joe Lieberman effectively killed the health care bill. In a late night appearance before the caucus, Senator Joe Lieberman in an outspoken moment said to the caucus: "What...

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City Sign Judas Iscariot - What Next?

Funny story: City Sign Judas Iscariot - What Next?

It was revealed yesterday that Manchester City have finally signed Argentinian striker Judas Iscariot. Iscariot, who runs about a lot huffing and puffing, was said to be delighted by his move down the road. United fan, Mental Mickey, speaking f...

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Jesus Forgives Judas Ruining Passion Plays Across Christendumb

Funny story: Jesus Forgives Judas Ruining Passion Plays Across Christendumb

Lenten Passion plays across the Christian world attract tourist and tourism's dollars, Euros and even Asian visitors with a yuan for crucifixions. Most of the dramatic reenactments of the final days of the Jesus myth, like the gospels, pays special a...

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Disgraced Glitter to make record with Judas Iscariot

Funny story: Disgraced Glitter to make record with Judas Iscariot

The Spoof can exclusively reveal that the Disgraced Pop Paedo Pervert Gary Glitter will be recording in the studio with disgraced dirty disciple Judas Iscariot. Judas "Thirty Pieces" Isacriot An insider who has never met Judas or Gary told th...

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After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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