The Mayor of London Boris Johnson has today announced that the Jubilee Line will be closed for good and filled with billions of tonnes of excrement.
After months of suffering for commuters who have had to put up with such excuses as broken down tr...
London - (Dependency Culture Mess): A 'wrong sort of crack' cocaine was found on the derailed faux royal line today.
Disgusted commuters were herded like sheep onto underground cattle wagon replacement services as chaos brought the entire Blood Di...
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