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Funny story: "Nude Tuna Chunk Molested By Fresh Chipolata" Claims Juanita Juan

"Nude Tuna Chunk Molested By Fresh Chipolata" Claims Juanita Juan

Own up! You didn't realise tuna chunks wore clothes. So the concept of a naked tuna chunk is beyond your fixed imagination. Fair enough. Nobody's forcing you to read this anyway. But if you can't cope with the simple facts of life, get out now! News is flooding down our drainpipe that a mad chipolata committed an improper act on a tuna chunk in a London park last night. The tuna chunk,...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Nude Oil Outsold By Juanita Juan

Vanessa Hudgens Nude Oil Outsold By Juanita Juan

MAYFAIR: A naked oil painting of Vanessa Hudgens was sold for $44.99 at a Southeby's Auction last night. Moments later, a similar nude oil of beautiful Brit journalist Juanita Juan, painted by exactly the same artist, went under the hammer for...
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Funny story: Chicharito Forbids Sexy MU Mascot Juanita Playing Away With Chelsea's Ashley Cole

Chicharito Forbids Sexy MU Mascot Juanita Playing Away With Chelsea's Ashley Cole

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: On-form striker Javier Hernandez today forbade gorgeous MU mascot Juanita Juan from attending the away leg of the Quarter Finals against Chelsea. "I'm not having our fabulous Juanita going anywhere near that Ashley Cole", shout...
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Funny story: Rampant Justin Bieber Fought-Off By Gorgeous Juanita

Rampant Justin Bieber Fought-Off By Gorgeous Juanita

Drop-dead gorgeous Brit celebrity journalist, Juanita Juan, had to fight-off the amorous attentions of baby-faced Justin Bieber last night, as she queued to board a jet for London's Heathrow. Bieber, who had spotted famously wonky-eyed Juanita din...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Strays With Brit Man-Magnet Juanita Juan

Robert Pattinson Strays With Brit Man-Magnet Juanita Juan

LOS ANGELES: Reports are dribbling down the drainpipe that Twilight superstar Robert Pattinson has been spotted ogling famous Brit celebrity journalist, Juanita Juan. Drop dead gorgeous 20 year old Juanita (famous for her wonky eye) was spotted o...
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Funny story: Rebecca Black's 'Friday' Covered By Brit Sensation Juanita Juan

Rebecca Black's 'Friday' Covered By Brit Sensation Juanita Juan

Britain's sensational wonky-eyed starlet, Juanita Juan, today recorded a cover of Rebecca Black's song 'Friday' - and immediately claimed it far worse than the original. Juanita, a drop-dead gorgeous 20 year old top journalist and model, released...
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