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Funny story: Josh Beckett Can Still Win 20 Games in 2012

Josh Beckett Can Still Win 20 Games in 2012

Can Josh Beckett still win 20 games this season for the Boston Red Sox? Could he end the season of 2012 with a record of 20-12? Panic-stricken fans in Red Sox Nation are ready to let Beckett go to the highest bidder, dismissing his career as alrea...
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Funny story: Red Sox Ace Josh Beckett Faces the Prevailing Winds

Red Sox Ace Josh Beckett Faces the Prevailing Winds

Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine revealed after another so-so outing by pitcher Josh Beckett that the former ace suffered from a bad case of wind in the first two innings. The dastardly Miami Marlins were the culprits, having thrown the pitcher a c...
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Funny story: Looking Up "Josh Beckett" in the Dictionary

Looking Up "Josh Beckett" in the Dictionary

Our trusty photo dictionary has become a great deal less helpful than last year's Wikipedia. Every time we lookup a difficult word, we see the picture of a Boston sports star. Just last night, we were compelled to take a look again at some of our...
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Funny story: Who Needs an Asteroid? Josh Beckett Has Hit Boston

Who Needs an Asteroid? Josh Beckett Has Hit Boston

Josh Beckett is the Red Sox answer to Doomsday, Dec. 21, 2012, and he ought to switch his number to 12/21/12. Beckett has never made a secret of his dislike for Boston. In that sense, he resembles another former Red Sox superstar who simply put u...
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Funny story: The Man of 1000 Excuses: Josh Beckett

The Man of 1000 Excuses: Josh Beckett

Josh Beckett may be reaching for more excuses than you can find zeros in a multi-million dollar paycheck. In case your math is a little off because your own paycheck does not hit the comma button too often, that's a good half dozen reasons in the...
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Funny story: Thumbsucker Josh Beckett Develops Hangnail

Thumbsucker Josh Beckett Develops Hangnail

How much peace of mind does it take? Josh Beckett, who is not from the Show Me State, despite his recent behavior, now wants another opinion on his beleaguered green thumb. Lately everything he touches tends to wither. After flying to San Antonio...
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Funny story: Tales Out of School and Inside the Clubhouse for Red Sox

Tales Out of School and Inside the Clubhouse for Red Sox

Boston Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine has posted a new clubhouse Sign-up Sheet: "All Finks Must Log In." Ace pitcher Josh Beckett has applied for the job as the Red Sox team pooper-scooper. He wants to know who has been thrown under the bus in t...
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