WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama revealed to Vice-President Joe Biden and his dinner guests George Clooney and Stacy Keibler the latest regarding that big mouthed North Korean fella Kim Jong Un.
The four were having dinner at the White House alo...
Washington DC- President Obama shocked the crowd at the White House Correspondents dinner by going where no president, Republican or Democrat, had ever gone before. Obama went blue.
Not since the Friar's club roast of Hugh Hefner has anyone dare...
WASHINGTON, DC - "Let me tell you: the Irish know more than a useful thing or two about the infamous butt burp, and that's saying something!" said U.S. Vice-President Joe Biden while speaking from the podium in his eulogy to fallen MIT police off...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden informed the White House Press Corps that he had just received an email from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
The vice-president said that he was surprised to see that Kim appeared to actually be in a be...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - China's Secretary of Asian Affairs Gong Ming Bing Bing, 67, has just sent a crystal clear message to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
The message which was highlighted in red demands that Kim Jong Un come to his senses and stop...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama informed the White House press corps that he received a text message from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
The president commented that Kim Jong Un told him that he will stop with all of his missile firing rhetor...
Washington - Fierce competition between the Veep, US Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel and Secretary of State/White House funnyman [sic] John Kerry (Kerry? WTF?? Don't make me laugh, qm! - 'Ed') has seen the competition routed as Joe Biden swept into pol...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former NBA rebounding champion and ex-member of the The Chicago Bulls, Dennis Rodman paid a visit to the White House.
He met for about ten minutes with President Obama before the president had to leave for an important meeting w...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he has just about had enough barking from that little Shih Tzu pup AKA Kim Jong Un.
The president has said that if Kimette keeps on talking like a crazed escapee from the Pyongyang Loony Bin then...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama caving in to the advice of his wife, the first mama, has asked the vice-president to apologize for his version of the Harlem Shake.
President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and Piers Morgan were all having lunch at...
JUNEAU, Alaska - After months of diligent research The Amalgamated Department of Data Gathering, which is based in Chicago, is reporting some astounding news.
According to ADDG representative Bagby B. Buckleybox his agency has learned that the sta...
WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. Vice-president Joe Biden has been living in the shadows of President Barack Obama long enough. That's why he made a New Years' resolution to find his own way into the limelight, when he promised members of his international...
Florida man, Frank Dobson, has claimed he is being fed subliminal messages from Vice President Joe Biden and says he is "waiting further instructions".
"I first began decoding the messages he was passing me through his appearances on TV and at pre...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama, 51, has advised Congress that he wants them to put getting rid of the United States penny on the frontburner.
The president speaking to a group of unemployed windshield wiper auto workers visiting the White Hous...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama received word from his Chief Secret Service Agent Laramie Cobalt that his favorite hamburger establishment Ray's Hell Burgers has shut its doors.
The president immediately asked what in the world had happened. He...
WASHINGTON, DC - It would seem that Chap is in the national doghouse once more as President Barack Obama announced to the White House press corps that he's grounded the "if I had a son" once more for participating in a public masturbating contest...
Washington AC/DC - "Here's a dollar for your trouble, Bud," US Vice President Joe Biden told Nick Clegg today as he narrowly avoided stepping on some kerbside dog poop outside Downing Street, "see that it gets cleaned up before it ruins someone's Gu...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Las Vegas oddsmakers have the San Francisco 49ers as 3½ point favorites over the Baltimore Ravens in Super Bowl XLVII (47).
Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that more money will be bet on this year's Super Bowl than i...