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Biden and Trump will begin 2020 presidential campaign with fisticuffs and other challenges

Funny story: Biden and Trump will begin 2020 presidential campaign with fisticuffs and other challenges

Last week Mr. Biden stated that as “a damn good athlete” he would be inclined to invite Mr. Trump out behind the high school gym—if they were still in high school. Mr. Trump immediately responded with Mr. Biden as “weak” in various ways and that i...

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Biden Trump MMA Fight Set For After Election

Funny story: Biden Trump MMA Fight Set For After Election

Joe "Boxer" Biden and Donald Trump will put words to action when they meet for an MMA match following the presidential election. The Trump campaign has already hired Mickey Goldmill to train The Donald before the match, though Trump has typically...

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Obama Admits Birthers Got It Right, Italians Celebrate

Funny story: Obama Admits Birthers Got It Right, Italians Celebrate

Washington, DC - In what pundits are calling "Birthers of a Nation," President Barack Obama today acknowledged that "perhaps" he was born outside the United States to foreign parents and therefore did not qualify to become President. It was a stunnin...

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Hillary Twerks Joe Biden In Scranton: Pantsuit Reveals Bite Marks In Buttock Region

Funny story: Hillary Twerks Joe Biden In Scranton: Pantsuit Reveals Bite Marks In Buttock Region

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, while visiting Joe Biden's boyhood home in Scranton, Pennsylvania, it was reported that Clinton had trouble keeping her balance while standing outside the house. Earlier in the day, she was caught on camera stumbling w...

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Clinton Slams Bush: 'Warmongering, Cynical Establishment Career Politician!'

The Dynasty Wars are heating up. Never mind Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Clinton vs Bush is where it's at! Or at least, it's where the money's at, anyways! See the transcript of Clinton's latest semi-public post on the notable TOR website known as Dark Internet Policy Forum: Jeb Bush? Look, I strongly believe in America and in meritocracy. OK? I just can't accept that in America, of all...

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Dead Sewer Rat Out Polls Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden Against GOP Candidates!!

Funny story: Dead Sewer Rat Out Polls Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden Against GOP Candidates!!

After Joe Biden's numbers against the GOP frontrunners shocked many for a man who has yet to make a speech, many thought the Democratic party would be satisfied. But to everyone's surprise in steps...er perhaps thrown in, a dead rat dubbed Ronald Rat...

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Hillary Goes Balls To The Wall To Woo Elizabeth Warren

Funny story: Hillary Goes Balls To The Wall To Woo Elizabeth Warren

BILLINGSGATE POST: Hearing reports of Vice-President Biden meeting with Elizabeth Warren to get her blessing for his possible run for the presidency, Hillary Clinton cut short her vacation in the Hamptons with her unfaithful sidekick, Slick Willie,...

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Obama and Kim Jong-Un Phone Call

Funny story: Obama and Kim Jong-Un Phone Call

Last Fall, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un became enraged with the United States due to the upcoming release of the movie "The Interview." It has long been rumored that the dictator personally called President Obama to express his outrage, but until now the details of their conversation have never been revealed. Thanks to a secret North Korean source we are now able to publish a transcri...

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Get Your Slippery Tongue Out Of Mrs Carter's Ear, Mr Vice President

Funny story: Get Your Slippery Tongue Out Of Mrs Carter's Ear, Mr Vice President

Washington AC/DC - Vice President Joe 'The Anteater' Biden was unwittingly the star performer at the swearing in of Obama's latest Sitting-On-Da-Fence Secretary of Snakes today. Ashton Carter looked oblivious during his podium acceptance speech s...

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Vice-President Bidet explains away "butt buddy" gaffe

Funny story: Vice-President Bidet explains away "butt buddy" gaffe

Speaking to a crowd in Iowa, U. S. Vice-president-in-Charge-of-Vice Joe Bidet outed himself as a "recovering homosexual" today. Before an audience of ten or fifteen supporters, Bidet gave a shout out to an old friend, calling, "Neal Smith, old but...

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Obama fires himself appoints Michelle Secretary of Defense

Funny story: Obama fires himself appoints Michelle Secretary of Defense

Yesterday the President decided he must step down, following a long consultation with himself at the mirror in a white house bathroom. He was willing, he said to news services, to swap positions with Joe Biden and let him try the presidency while...

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Joe Biden Apologizes to Erdogan of Turkey, Aragorn - Son of Arathorn

Funny story: Joe Biden Apologizes to Erdogan of Turkey, Aragorn - Son of Arathorn

Washington, D.C. - Ever the one with his foot in his mouth, Vice President Joe Biden seems to be on an apology tour himself lately. Earlier this week, Mr. Biden was forced to apologize to the leader of Turkey, President Erdogan, after stating that Tu...

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Virginia Woman Sues Joe Biden After Being Blinded by His Bright Smile

Funny story: Virginia Woman Sues Joe Biden After Being Blinded by His Bright Smile

Fairfax, VA - A local woman has filed charges against Vice-President Biden because she claims that during a speech he gave recently, which the plaintiff attended, Mr. Biden flashed his pearly whites at the woman and temporarily blinded her. Th...

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Obama to Quit Presidency to Follow His Dream

Funny story: Obama to Quit Presidency to Follow His Dream

Washington, DC President Barack Obama announced today that he will be resigning the office of President of the United States "as soon as we can locate Vice-President Joe Biden." President Obama said that he would be vacating the Presidency in ord...

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Selena Gomez Said Justin Bieber Begged Her To Return To Him In Order To Avoid Being Deported

Funny story: Selena Gomez Said Justin Bieber Begged Her To Return To Him In Order To Avoid Being Deported

NEW ORLEANS - Selena Gomez has said that she has always loved performing in The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. She added that part of the reason is because backstage the venue always has a great array of Cajun and Creole food which she says she can...

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The White House To Host A Huge Piñata Party For Illegal Aliens

Funny story: The White House To Host A Huge Piñata Party For Illegal Aliens

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, and civilian advisers Oprah Winfrey and Eva Longoria have just finalized the plans for what the White House is calling The Biggest Piñata Party In The History of Piñata Parties. The pre...

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Selena Gomez Gets Back With Justin Bieber For The 7th Time - Taylor Swift Says The Girl Will Never, Ever Learn

Funny story: Selena Gomez Gets Back With Justin Bieber For The 7th Time - Taylor Swift Says The Girl Will Never, Ever Learn

DIME BOX, Texas - Selena Gomez is becoming known as the younger version of Katy Perry. Perry entered into a relationship with John Mayer three times and three times she got her cute looking butt dumped by the man known as "The Player" Mayer. An...

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The Russian Warship RS Siberia Has Left Cuba

Funny story: The Russian Warship RS Siberia Has Left Cuba

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden has informed the White House Press that the Russian warship the RS Siberia has just left Havana Harbor and is sailing back to Russia. According to the Russian national news agency Vodkavich, the RS Siber...

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