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Did paedo Savile have his very own Cleveland-style dungeon?

Funny story: Did paedo Savile have his very own Cleveland-style dungeon?

London - Professional profilers analyzing serial monster Jimmy Savile's depraved 60-year rampage are asking the inevitable, 'just how really bad was this bastard?' A confidential briefing this week will see sleuths from the Met's Serious & Or...

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Josef Fritzl claims he's more (in) famous than Hitler!

Funny story: Josef Fritzl claims he's more (in) famous than Hitler!

Austrian child abuser, child rapist and father of them all, Josef Fritzl is a pretty naughty old chap. After being caught and exposed normally he should have been sentenced to a short sharp career in Dachau or Auschwitz, Adolf would certainly have...

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Austrian dungeon master Fritzl's Brazilian soul mate 'on hair raising copycat hostage charges'

Funny story: Austrian dungeon master Fritzl's Brazilian soul mate 'on hair raising copycat hostage charges'

Pinheiro, Brazil - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Sao Paulo police said today they 'immediately noticed the resemblance' between the Austrian incest wackjob and Jose Agostinho Pereira. The deviant hostage taking nutter was arrested after cops 'spotted...

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Israeli polygamy cult nutter Goel Ratzon's 'kiss my ass' rulebook

Funny story: Israeli polygamy cult nutter Goel Ratzon's 'kiss my ass' rulebook

Tel Aviv - (Fritzl-Schnitzl): A self-styled Israeli 'messiah' Goel Ratzon enforced his concentration camp-style polygamy cult with an S&M 'holy commandments' rule book police have been told. Documents found in one of his squalid downtown spide...

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Australia gets its very own Joseph Fritzl

Funny story: Australia gets its very own Joseph Fritzl

State of Victoria - (OMG): Just when ya thought the incest pathogen was consigned to oblivion with Austrian dungeonmaster Joseph Friztl's life sentence along comes another perv. And big time. And in Australia of all places. A court suppression or...

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Austrian dungeonmaster Fritzl behind Jaycee Lee Dugard abduction?

Funny story: Austrian dungeonmaster Fritzl behind Jaycee Lee Dugard abduction?

El Dorado - (Reuterus): Was jailed Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl the inspiration behind Phillip Garrido's 1991 abduction and impregnation of 11 year-old US schoolgirl Jaycee Lee Dugard? California police are probing the claim after a tipoff...

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Pope schmoozes Austrian church after incest nutter Fritzl furore

Funny story: Pope schmoozes Austrian church after incest nutter Fritzl furore

Amstetten, Austria - (Tunnel Visionary Mess): Pope Joe Ratzinger has 'bent over backwards' to appease disgust and dismay among his senior Austrian gofers in the aftermath of a public outcry about an underground tunnel between the Vatican and Amstett...

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Ex-KKK grand wizard discovered hiding in Austrain incest nutter Fritzl's tunnel to Vatican

Funny story: Ex-KKK grand wizard discovered hiding in Austrain incest nutter Fritzl's tunnel to Vatican

Salzburg, Austria - (Dungeonmaster Ass Mess): Former US presidential wannabe and ex-Ku Klux Klan grand wizard David E Duke has been cornered by police deep inside an Austrian tunnel linking Amstetten incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's torture dungeon to t...

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Britain's very own Fritzl 'hiding in Buckingham Palace dungeon' Summit shockhorror

Funny story: Britain's very own Fritzl 'hiding in Buckingham Palace dungeon' Summit shockhorror

London - (Royal Ass mess): Police fear that London's fatuous G20 Summit could be seriously disrupted this week following reports that the country's very own Joseph Fritzl scandal is about to break. A lengthy a probe into 'some deranged, disgusting...

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Colombian incest nutter more depraved than Fritzl court told

Funny story: Colombian incest nutter more depraved than Fritzl court told

Tolima Province, Colombia - (Reuterus & Lurid Ass Mess): The Fritzl hostage incest syndrome has spread to Colombia where police have arrested a 69 year-old man accused of fathering eleven children by his daughter. Arcedio Alvarez, dubbed the M...

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Fritzl's Italian incest club discovered in Vatican dungeon

Funny story: Fritzl's Italian incest club discovered in Vatican dungeon

Rome - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): The Vatican's very own Joseph Fritzl-style dungeon was busted today in a dawn raid on the Catacombs. It resulted in Rome cops arresting a 69 year-old man and his son following a probe into the Austrian ince...

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Incest Dad Seeks Contact with Tot Mom

The Austrian Ogre, 73-year-old Josef Fritzl, is seeking his prison's permission to start an e-mail relationship with jailed 22-year-old American Tot Mom Casey Anthony. "I don't see any harm in it," Fritzl confirmed from his country club prison i...

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Fritzl monument to be erected

Funny story: Fritzl monument to be erected

The small township of Amstetten, Austria, have revealed plans to erect a small statue dedicated to the infamous Joseph Frizl What the local council, led by Mr. Hans Pedo Pfile, declined to mention was it would be constructed entirely out of used t...

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Fritzl in cheeky lawyer request

Funny story: Fritzl in cheeky lawyer request

It has been revealed today that evil Austrian All-Rounder Jo Fritzl attempted to get representation by a British semi-professional legal company due to their 'No Win; No Fee' policy. CEO Fathima Clalve explained, "We received a phone call from a...

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Incest Dad Looks Forward to Prison Hair Transplant

The 73-year-old "Austrian Ogre," who got life in prison for murder and incest, says he hopes to get an even fuller head of hair while behind bars. Joseph Fritzl, who enslaved his daughter in his cellar and sexually abused her 3,000 times during...

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Tom Cruise and Anthony Hopkins to star in biopic of Joseph Fritzl

Funny story: Tom Cruise and Anthony Hopkins to star in biopic of Joseph Fritzl

MAIM executives in Hollywood today announced they were putting a biopic of the life and crimes of Austrian Joseph Fritzl into production, and that it would star Tom Cruise and Anthony Hopkins. In true Hollywood tradition it will be entirely accura...

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Another Austrian Nazi Story

Funny story: Another Austrian Nazi Story

The US has deported to Austria a former SS man it says was involved in the Nazi killing of more than 8,000 Jews, shot in a single day and buried in pits. Nasty bastard. Josias Kumpf, 83, moved to the US from Austria in 1956, settling in Wisconsin...

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Josef Fritzl Sentenced To Life In Cellar

Funny story: Josef Fritzl Sentenced To Life In Cellar

Austrian Josef Fritzl, who kept his daughter in a cellar for 24 years, and fathered her seven children, has been convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment in a cellar! Fritzl, 73, was found guilty of all charges against him, including rape, in...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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