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Pete Rose and Mark McGuire Hold Baseball Commissioner Hostage

Funny story: Pete Rose and Mark McGuire Hold Baseball Commissioner Hostage

Cooperstown, NYIn breaking news, Pete Rose and Mark McGuire, former baseball players, have grabbed baseball commissioner Bud Selig and taken him here to Cooperstown, in an attempt to get themselves put into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Rose of course,...

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A-Rod Is Invited To Join José Canseco, Sammy Sosa, and Barry Bonds For Friday Night Cards

Funny story: A-Rod Is Invited To Join José Canseco, Sammy Sosa, and Barry Bonds For Friday Night Cards

MIAMI - Former Major League Baseball player José Canseco has reportedly called up suspended New York Yankees player Alex Rodriguez. Canseco who was found to have used steroids during his playing days decided to call up A-Rod and invite him to join...

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Jose Canseco Takes On the Wuss-tah Tornados

Jose Canseco has returned to Boston after a prolonged absence. He used to play for the Red Sox-and willingly came to the 100th Fenway shindig a few weeks ago to flex his biceps to the adoring crowds. The Welch's grapefruit juice toast at the Pa...

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Celebrity Apprentice: Richard Hatch Has Not Been Fired By Donald Trump - But He Is Headed To Prison (Again!)

Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice: Richard Hatch Has Not Been Fired By Donald Trump - But He Is Headed To Prison (Again!)

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - Richard Hatch who is appearing on the television reality show Celebrity Apprentice has not been fired by Donald Trump but he has been ordered back to prison for violating the conditions of his being released from prison aft...

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Celebrity Apprentice's First Victim - Donald Trump Fires David Cassidy

Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice's First Victim - Donald Trump Fires David Cassidy

NEW YORK CITY - Another season of Donald Trumps Celebrity Apprentice has just hit the airwaves and this group is certainly one of the motliest gathering of folks to ever grace the Donald's show. Some of the more 'better known' contestants include...

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Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" To Include La Toya Jackson, David Cassidy, Jose Canseco, and Hope Dworaczy

Funny story: Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" To Include La Toya Jackson, David Cassidy, Jose Canseco, and Hope Dworaczy

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump, the man with the billion dollar bank account and the $7 hairdo, has just revealed to The Big Apple Globe Gazette the names of this years former celebs who will be competing on the hit show Celebrity Apprentice. And as...

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McGwire, Canseco, Clemens, Bonds, Sosa, and Palmeiro In New Sports Reality Show "Hey Have We Got Some Big Baseballs Or What?"

Funny story: McGwire, Canseco, Clemens, Bonds, Sosa, and Palmeiro In New Sports Reality Show "Hey Have We Got Some Big Baseballs Or What?"

CHICAGO - The Sports Globe Network has just signed six baseball superstars to appear in a brand new reality show entitled Hey Have We Got Some Big Baseballs Or What? The show which was originally titled, OK, So Who The Hell Is Lying? will feature...

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Canseco Says McGwire Still Lying About Steroid Use

Funny story: Canseco Says McGwire Still Lying About Steroid Use

Jose Canseco, the former major leaguer who has publicly admitted to steroid use and claims that he introduced Mark McGwire to steroids, says that his former teammate is still lying. Canseco claims that McGwires recent confessions do not go deep enou...

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Roger Clemens and Jose Canseco To Star In Their Own Reality Show

Funny story: Roger Clemens and Jose Canseco To Star In Their Own Reality Show

ATLANTA - A press release has been released stating that ex-major league baseball stars Roger Clemens and Jose Canseco have been signed to appear in a reality show. It was announced that the show will revolve around cooking and is named Roger and...

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Jose Canseco: "Officers, I Am Not An Illegal Alien!"

Funny story: Jose Canseco: "Officers, I Am Not An Illegal Alien!"

SAN DIEGO, California - Former Major League Baseball player Jose Canseco was detained by US Department of Immigration authorities at San Diego's San Ysidro border crossing on suspicion of having an illegal substance which actually turned out to be ro...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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