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Funny story: Joran va der Sloot Petitions EU to Marry His Peruvian Soul (cell) Mate Juanita!

Joran va der Sloot Petitions EU to Marry His Peruvian Soul (cell) Mate Juanita!

The tragic reality story of accused lady killer Joran van der Sloot took another bizarre turn today as the serial sociopath says not only has he found religion in jail, but also true love with his cell mate, identified only as a transgender shop lift...
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Funny story: Joran van der Sloot Claims Liz Taylor Died from Broken Heart...Over HIM!

Joran van der Sloot Claims Liz Taylor Died from Broken Heart...Over HIM!

Incarcerated sociolpath and serial womanizer Joran van der Sloot claimed from his Peruvian jail cell that film icon Liz Taylor, 79, died from a broken heart and unrequited love after she learned he wouldn't be released anytime soon! Van der Sloot...
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Funny story: The Devil's In the Dutchmen! Vincent Tabak & Joran van der Sloot Linked To Aruba Springbreak Disappearances!

The Devil's In the Dutchmen! Vincent Tabak & Joran van der Sloot Linked To Aruba Springbreak Disappearances!

The Aruba and Holland Tourism Industry were hit today with the shocking bombshell news that accused women killers Vincent Tabak and Joran van der Sloot, both Dutchmen, met and partied 6 years ago on Aruba the same time US student Natalie Holloway w...
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Funny story: Julian Assange Refutes Joran Van der Sloot's Claim that Janet Napitalano is Carrying His Baby!

Julian Assange Refutes Joran Van der Sloot's Claim that Janet Napitalano is Carrying His Baby!

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange continues to come under personal attack after being 'detained' in a 104 room mansion somewhere in England as more details of his alleged promiscuous behaviour begin to emerge from even the most unlikely of Sources!...
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Funny story: Revealed: Joran van der Sloot's Christmas Wish List & Shocking Jail House Sex Tape!

Revealed: Joran van der Sloot's Christmas Wish List & Shocking Jail House Sex Tape!

Tis the season to be jolly, and based on the shocking sex tape just released of van der Sloot's romps with a bevy of married female Peruvian guards, minders, and human rights defenders, it appears that the alleged serial murderer is getting more "att...
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Funny story: Van der Sloot Tweets Fans from Peru Jail Cell: "I guess I won't be home for Christmas!"

Van der Sloot Tweets Fans from Peru Jail Cell: "I guess I won't be home for Christmas!"

Tweeting from his plush Peruvian jail cell, accused killer Joran van der Sloot, incarcerated over the beating death of a local young girl, laments the fact that he won't be able to celebrate the holidays with his myriad fans from his social networkin...
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Funny story: Joran van der Sloot Called as Character Witness in Amanda Knox Appeals Trial!

Joran van der Sloot Called as Character Witness in Amanda Knox Appeals Trial!

The Italian appeals trial for America's "Foxy" Knoxy was thrown into confusion today when Knox's defense attorney called on Serial Woman Killer Joran van der Sloot to appear as a character witness! Almost three years to the day since Amanda Knox a...
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Funny story: Joran van der Sloot Claims He Should be Rescued Too

Joran van der Sloot Claims He Should be Rescued Too

Upon getting word while incarnated in a Peruvian prison that one-by-one, the 33 Chilean miners who have been trapped underground since August 5 are now being brought out of the mine, alleged murderer Joran van der Sloot issued a statement through his...
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Funny story: Peru Issues Missing Persons Alert After 3 Female Guards Go Missing & Panties Found in Van der Sloots Private Room!

Peru Issues Missing Persons Alert After 3 Female Guards Go Missing & Panties Found in Van der Sloots Private Room!

Joran Van der Sloot continues his mystique over women as Peruvian authorities say he is linked to the mysterious disappearance of three (3) female guards at the prison where he is being held over the murder of a local woman. The case centers aroun...
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Funny story: Head of Castro Castro Prison Seen Driving New Honda Accord

Head of Castro Castro Prison Seen Driving New Honda Accord

LIMA, Peru - Eduardo Conquista, the head of Castro Castro Prison in Lima, Peru, was spotted today driving to work in a brand new Honda Accord just hours after reports that Natalee Holoway's mother, Beth Twitty snuck into the prison to confront Jo...
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Funny story: Van der Sloot Escape Foiled When Plans for Transfer to Maternity Ward Axed by Gynecologist!

Van der Sloot Escape Foiled When Plans for Transfer to Maternity Ward Axed by Gynecologist!

Peruvian Prison Officials narrowly averted public embarrassment after an elaborate scheme by Joran van der Sloot to escape confinement was revealed after a routine pregnancy test on the detained serial killer. It is widely known in the Peruvian Ja...
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Funny story: Van der Sloot Given 3 Months to Live after Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release to Scotland!

Van der Sloot Given 3 Months to Live after Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release to Scotland!

In a shocking report just released today by the European Union Council of Ministers regarding the Human Rights and Health and Safety of Incarcerated Felons, Joran van der Sloot has been granted a humanitarian release by the Peruvian government when i...
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Funny story: Van der Sloot Goes Mental When He Finds Out Natalie Holloway Might Be Alive & "Friends" with Levi Johnston On Chat Site!

Van der Sloot Goes Mental When He Finds Out Natalie Holloway Might Be Alive & "Friends" with Levi Johnston On Chat Site!

As if it couldn't get any worse for incarcerated Peruvian Jail Queen Joran van der Sloot, today he found out from sadistic guards that there is a good chance that Natalie Holloway is alive and well living in Thailand! On a thread from 'Pattaya Gir...
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Funny story: Joran van der Sloot on Levi Johnston: "I Coulda Been Him!"

Joran van der Sloot on Levi Johnston: "I Coulda Been Him!"

Incarcerated sociopath, con man and accused murderer Joran van der Sloot was said to have gone round the bend today in his Peruvian Jail when he heard that protege and Pen pal Levi Johnston was about to score big with surprise marriage to Bristol P...
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Funny story: Melody Granadillo: "Hey, I dated Joran van del Sloot. Can I have some money?"

Melody Granadillo: "Hey, I dated Joran van del Sloot. Can I have some money?"

Melody Granadillo, 23, the ex-girlfriend of celebrity chick killer Joran Vanderbeek, has traded her soul for some sheckels, by making a beeline to ABC's borefest "20/20" to cash in on the deaths of two young girls. Grandillo used the first 11 of h...
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Funny story: Van Der Sloot Is Mentally Ill, Says Mother!

Van Der Sloot Is Mentally Ill, Says Mother!

The mother of Joran van der Sloot claims her son is mad as a hatter according to his mother's friend and apparent spokesperson, Pasel de la Schlep. "Joran was always talking in a silly little wheezy voice and eating flies while he was growing up",...
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Funny story: Joran Van der Sloot Retracts Peru Confession

Joran Van der Sloot Retracts Peru Confession

It seems that suspected double-murderer and sociopath, Joran van der Sloot can't make his mind up about whether he really is a killer or not. Van der Sloot has confessed to killing US citizen Natalee Holloway in Aruba, and Stephany Flores in a Lim...
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Funny story: Joran Van der Sloot - Rats Invade My Cell At Night

Joran Van der Sloot - Rats Invade My Cell At Night

Joran Van der Sloot, currently in solitary confinement in a Lima, Peru, prison on suspicion of murdering Stephany Flores in a hotel room has been complaining about conditions in the prison to the Dutch press. Dutch reporter Aarhuis De Grootengronk...
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