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Shock at Latest Young Briton Tempted Abroad by Extremist Sect

Funny story: Shock at Latest Young Briton Tempted Abroad by Extremist Sect

Another young British man has fled the country to join the ranks of the US Chat Show Brotherhood, the extreme group notorious for its ruthless pursuit of TV ratings and relentless drive to destroy Western culture and control the minds of Western subj...

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Russell Brand blasts Graham Norton for 'making my mum cry' over failed marriage to Katy Perry

Funny story: Russell Brand blasts Graham Norton for 'making my mum cry' over failed marriage to Katy Perry

Appearing on the Graham Norton show to promote new film Rock of Ages, Essex boy Russell Brand blasted the Irish chat show for making his mum cry, after Norton asked about the fellow comics failed marriage to singer Katy Perry. Brand said that Nort...

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Radio 2 controller: We don't want Chris Moyles

Funny story: Radio 2 controller: We don't want Chris Moyles

BBC Radio 2 controller Bob Shannon has sparked controversy at the Beeb by saying the network he controls do not want motormouth Chris Moyles when he is pensioned off from the Radio 1 breakfast show. In an interview with the Media Guardian, Radio 1...

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Jonathan Ross explains why he's changing his name to Rory Ramiro

It was a bold move that many industry insiders were calling 'career suicide'. Now, in an exclusive interview, British TV presenter Jonathan Ross speaks out for the first time about his decision to change his name to Rory Ramiro. "Look, it's all ab...

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Jonathan Ross nominated, wins poll

Funny story: Jonathan Ross nominated, wins poll

Following his appearance as host on this year's British Comedy Awards comedian and broadcaster Jonathan Ross is top of a new TV viewers poll. In Saturday night's programme the unshaven celebrity appeared to have gained yet more weight, while sport...

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Betty Kitten daughter of Jonathan Ross in alleged clam jam party ruckus

Funny story: Betty Kitten daughter of Jonathan Ross in alleged clam jam party ruckus

Betty Kitten, the daughter of Jonathan Ross who recently fell out of the closet, has allegedly been cautioned by the police after holding a lesbian party at her house. The party was alleged to taken place last Saturday evening at the home of Ross...

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Russell Brand did NOT shag Jonathan Ross's daughter. Shock claim.

Funny story: Russell Brand did NOT shag Jonathan Ross's daughter. Shock claim.

The world of celebrity stuff and things is moderately reeling today from the announcement that there is allegedly at least one bird on the planet that pneumatic tadger wielding Brand hasn't bedded, apart from his own relatives that is. Following o...

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Sachs telephones Ross about lezzer daughter

Funny story: Sachs telephones Ross about lezzer daughter

Jonathan Ross is hopping mad apparently after Andrew Sachs ripped the shit out of him for having a lezzer as a daughter. 'Ripped the shit' has been revealed to be an English colloquialism for taking the piss. As soon as news broke regarding Jo...

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Gay woman reveals 'Wossy' shame

Funny story: Gay woman reveals 'Wossy' shame

A gay woman from London today revealed her shame on national radio. "I can confirm that Jonathon Ross is my dad", said the woman. "This has been something of a family secret but we all agreed that if anyone ever asked, we would answer honestly.

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Jonathan Ross Reveals Daughter Is Gay... Or Something

Funny story: Jonathan Ross Reveals Daughter Is Gay... Or Something

Britain was underwhelmed in waves of apathy today as the tabloid Press reported on Jonathan Ross's 'outing' of his daughter. Broadcasting personality "Wossy" has two daughters and a son. Asked on a radio programme on Tuesday how he would feel if o...

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Russell Brand Wants To Eat His Own Ejaculate

Funny story: Russell Brand Wants To Eat His Own Ejaculate

Prancing, mincing, flouncing, waspish wag Russell Brand is desperate to eat his own sperm, writes Dick Fidler, Prattling Egomania Correspondent. In last night's show at the West End Mockney Vampyre Theatre, Brand - who, as well as being a parasiti...

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Manuel's Contract to "Nobble Ross" doesn't quite go to plan...

Funny story: Manuel's Contract to "Nobble Ross" doesn't quite go to plan...

A contract to "Nobble" cheeky chappy, chat show host, Jonathan Ross, didn't quite go to plan last Friday night as millions of viewers watched zany comedian Ross Noble attack the bemused presenter during his weekly show. The contract is believed to...

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Wossy channels Tyler Durden

Funny story: Wossy channels Tyler Durden

London - (Fisticuffs): The Beeb's new reality tv season has debuted with Jonathan Ross re-enacting classic scenes from the cult movie Fight Club. Switching from monotone Norton default mode the iconic presenter initiated guests Ross Noble and Gary...

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Jonathan Ross still presents a chat show shock

Funny story: Jonathan Ross still presents a chat show shock

The man who said he was leaving the BBC to do something else is surprisingly still working for the BBC presenting his chat show on a Friday evening. Jonathan Ross or Paul Ross's brother as he is known to Paul Ross was seen interviewing the fat unf...

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Jonathan Ross Blatantly Plugs Wife's 'Kick-Ass' Movie

Funny story: Jonathan Ross Blatantly Plugs Wife's 'Kick-Ass' Movie

Friday Night With Jonathan Ross on the BBC, although occasionally controversial is not usually the catalyst for a licence-payers' revolt, yet that's what happened last night. Jonathan Ross interviewed Aaron Johnson, the star of new movie Kick-Ass,...

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Dream Diarist: Jonathan Ross

Funny story: Dream Diarist: Jonathan Ross

Dear Dream Diarist, please could you explain my dream. I was at an ATM withdrawing twenty pounds, when I noticed that there was a lot of money stuck in the slot. I collected my twenty pounds and this extra money and put them into my wallet. As I was meeting my friend Damien (I don't know anybody called Damien, I do know a Damian, if that helps), I popped into the café where were meeting, and as...

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Jonathon Woss advised to change his name to Jonathon Goodluck

Funny story: Jonathon Woss advised to change his name to Jonathon Goodluck

Jonathon Woss was told by TV bosses yesterday that their idea of Woss getting a chat show on Channel 4 has been scrapped. Bosses at Channel 4 had approached Woss with a view to him making a channel 4 chat show after Woss's departure from the BBC.

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Woss believes Weptiles Wule

Funny story: Woss believes Weptiles Wule

Jonathon Woss has been weading up on the believes of David Ike and thinks that his theowy that the world is wun by the Illuminati who are gween weptiles is pwobably twue. David Ike has been lecturing all over the world for years and is managing to...

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