Showing:

Funny satire stories about Jon Venables

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 3 pages)
Funny story: Jon Venables Birthday Bash!!!!

Jon Venables Birthday Bash!!!!

Prison Officers shocked Jon Venables yesterday when they paraded into his prison cell early morning on the day of his birthday. After chucking a few birthday cards and presents in his hands, they demanded he have a quick scrub as he had a fun day pla...
View 'Jon Venables Birthday Bash!!!!'
Funny story: WTF? Thompson/Venables cover-up dominates yet another Prime Monsterial agenda

WTF? Thompson/Venables cover-up dominates yet another Prime Monsterial agenda

London - "Utter bollox!" is how sources close to the Cabinet Orifice described it today. The response comes as a conspiracy theory website threatens to publish DNA data 'that has held four consecutive British Prime Monsters to ransom'. Yeah, ri...
View 'WTF? Thompson/Venables cover-up dominates yet another Prime Monsterial agenda'
Funny story: Jon Venables used 'body-double' for court video appearance.

Jon Venables used 'body-double' for court video appearance.

As news is released that convicted child-killer, Jon Venables, is to be jailed for two years over shocking child pornography charges, we can now reveal that Venables was not even in court to hear his own sentence and he is currently not even in the c...
View 'Jon Venables used 'body-double' for court video appearance.'
Funny story: Public Outcry As Jon Venables Only Gets Two Years For Child Porn Offences

Public Outcry As Jon Venables Only Gets Two Years For Child Porn Offences

There was an outcry in the UK today as child-killer Jon Venables was sentenced to a mere two years in prison after pleading guilty to downloading and distributing indecent images of children - including the rape of an eight year old girl. Venables...
View 'Public Outcry As Jon Venables Only Gets Two Years For Child Porn Offences'
Funny story: Jon Venables To Appear In Court On Child Pornography Charges Amid Outrage

Jon Venables To Appear In Court On Child Pornography Charges Amid Outrage

Jon Venables, the convicted killer of little Jamie Bulger is to appear at the Old Bailey on charges of downloading child pornography in breach of bail conditions. Sparking a furious response from observers and the public. "This bloke was releas...
View 'Jon Venables To Appear In Court On Child Pornography Charges Amid Outrage'
Funny story: Jon Venables 'hung out to dry' over paedo pics

Jon Venables 'hung out to dry' over paedo pics

London - (Reuterus): CPS sources have vehemently denied that James Bulger's convicted killer has already been tried and found guilty by a redtop media hellbent on prejudging complex criminal issues. But defence barristers have said they fear Jon...
View 'Jon Venables 'hung out to dry' over paedo pics'
Funny story: Jon Venables Moves In with New Pal Ian Huntley

Jon Venables Moves In with New Pal Ian Huntley

Jon Venables, the grown-up child murderer who was a child himself when he took to murdering children, has reportedly found happiness with his new mate, Ian Huntley. The two of them have been given a luxury penthouse at a top-secret prison location...
View 'Jon Venables Moves In with New Pal Ian Huntley'
Funny story: Megabux compensation as Huntley blames Venables furor

Megabux compensation as Huntley blames Venables furor

Durham - (Rioters): Convicted child killer Ian Huntley could be in line for a seven-figure compensation payout after blaming anti-Jon Venables hysteria for a vicious knife attack that saw him rushed to hospital yesterday. The 36 year-old killer to...
View 'Megabux compensation as Huntley blames Venables furor'
Funny story: 'King' Charles promises royal pardon to Thompson and Venables

'King' Charles promises royal pardon to Thompson and Venables

London - (IRA Mess): Desperate royal wannabe Charles Windsor will issue an official royal pardon to Robert Thompson and Jon Venables when he ascends the throne. The promise to exonerate the killers comes amid revelations (Chapter 666) that the pa...
View ''King' Charles promises royal pardon to Thompson and Venables'
Funny story: Is Jon Venables the father of twins?

Is Jon Venables the father of twins?

London - (Rotters): The paternity of two year old tots 'Jamie and Robbie Smith' - currently in the care of 'Baby P' social services - was being probed today amid reports they are Jon Venables' kids. Police officers swooped on Venables in his HMP B...
View 'Is Jon Venables the father of twins?'
Funny story: Venables/Thompson connection amid MPs' 'Omagh IRA cover-up' fury calls?

Venables/Thompson connection amid MPs' 'Omagh IRA cover-up' fury calls?

London - (Subterfuge Mess): Is a corrupt government espionage unit involved in the Venables/Thompson fiasco? And can anyone find a connection to classic intelligence howlers like the WMD dodgy dossier, the disappearance of Shergar/Lord Lucan/MoD l...
View 'Venables/Thompson connection amid MPs' 'Omagh IRA cover-up' fury calls?'
Funny story: Jon Venables New Identity Discovered!

Jon Venables New Identity Discovered!

The identity of Jon Venables, the killer who was released from prison on licence and given anonimity to protect him from the public after murdering toddler James Bulger in 1993, has been discovered, it has been reported. Venables, along with his s...
View 'Jon Venables New Identity Discovered!'
Funny story: Venables Identity Changed... Now Doesn't Know Who He Is

Venables Identity Changed... Now Doesn't Know Who He Is

Baby-battering Man of Mystery Jon Venables has successfully undergone a 13th change of identity in as many weeks, as the probation service attempt to keep him safe from vigilante attacks. However, despite avoiding the pitchfork-brandishing masses,...
View 'Venables Identity Changed... Now Doesn't Know Who He Is'
Funny story: Jon Venables Instructs Local Estate Agent

Jon Venables Instructs Local Estate Agent

A Local Estate Agent who wishes to remain anonymous has admitted that he's been approached to secure a property for a young man. News broke today that this 'buyer' has been sensationally confirmed as being a Life-Pensioner Sponsored By The Dept For...
View 'Jon Venables Instructs Local Estate Agent'
Funny story: Jon Venables 'Not Very Well'

Jon Venables 'Not Very Well'

Reports are coming in that convicted baby killer Jon Venables is not feeling very well as he languishes in a prison where most people just want to do him harm. Venables was taken into custody for breach of his terms of release amid widespread rumo...
View 'Jon Venables 'Not Very Well''
Funny story: House of Lords to abolish Jack Straw over Bulger cover-up mess

House of Lords to abolish Jack Straw over Bulger cover-up mess

London - (Whitewash): Jack Straw's desperate bid to abolish the House of Lords to save his sordid, corrupt ass was dealt a death blow today. A secret bipartisan House of Lords cabal has vowed to shaft the disgraceful Opus Dei appeasement artist an...
View 'House of Lords to abolish Jack Straw over Bulger cover-up mess'
Funny story: Kray Twins 'were the Thompson and Venables of their day'

Kray Twins 'were the Thompson and Venables of their day'

London - (Hellfire Club Mess): Notorious mobsters Ronnie and Reggie Kray began their criminal careers 'much like Robert Thompson and Jon Venables' according to a criminal archives discovery at the Tower of London. But the only reason the long arm...
View 'Kray Twins 'were the Thompson and Venables of their day''
Funny story: Dog the Bounty Hunter hired to track down Venables & Thompson

Dog the Bounty Hunter hired to track down Venables & Thompson

Dog The Bounty Hunter has been hired to track down Jon Venables And Robert Thompson the killers of two year old James Bulger. A Secret Millionaire has instructed The Get The Bastards Club to hire Chapman to track down the evil pair and find out their...
View 'Dog the Bounty Hunter hired to track down Venables & Thompson'

Showing page 1 (of 3 pages)
Breaking News...

Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 plus 1?

7 20 3 6


68 readers are online right now!

Go to top