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Kate Gosselin's Shocking Secret

Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Shocking Secret

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin's nanny has stated that lately Kate has really been down about the fact that in the span of a few short years she has seen one reality show get cancelled (Jon and Kate Plus 8), her marriage to Jon Gosselin dissol...

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Jon Gosselin Desperately Wants To Dance On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Jon Gosselin Desperately Wants To Dance On Dancing With The Stars

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for the hit show Dancing With The Stars has said that Jon Gosselin, ex-husband of Kate Gosselin, has stated that he is desperate to appear on the dance show. Jon who with his ex-wife are the parents of eight children w...

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Kate Gosselin Says She Is No Racist

Funny story: Kate Gosselin Says She Is No Racist

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin sat in her home shaking her head as she read story after story on the Internet about her so called slant-eyed impression. Gosselin spoke with Tilapia Frisbee a reporter with The Right Coast Revue. She explaine...

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Is Lady Gaga Eating For 2?

Funny story: Is Lady Gaga Eating For 2?

NEW YORK CITY - When Lady Gaga sings her hit song "Born This Way" she is certainly not referring to her very obvious 11-pound weight gain which has just occurred in the past month or so. A close inside source revealed that the 26-year-old singer h...

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Lady Gaga's Secret Tryst With Jon Gosselin

Funny story: Lady Gaga's Secret Tryst With Jon Gosselin

MANHATTAN - When it comes to men, Lady Gaga has never been shy nor has she ever needed anyone to act as matchmaker. She recently dumped her boyfriend Taylor Kinney because, as she put it, she got tired of him always telling her how talented she wa...

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Kim Jong Il Left $1 Million North Korean Wons To Jon Gosselin

Funny story: Kim Jong Il Left $1 Million North Korean Wons To Jon Gosselin

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's Rice Press News Agency is reporting that the late Kim Jong Il left a net worth of $4 billion. The bulk of his estate will go to his four children Kim Ah So, Kim Foo Foo, Kim Oh Saki, and Kim Yo Yo Yo. A re...

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Jon Gosselin Penniless and Broke Asks Ex-Wife Kate Gosselin For A Loan

Funny story: Jon Gosselin Penniless and Broke Asks Ex-Wife Kate Gosselin For A Loan

READING, Pennsylvania - it appears that one of the former stars of the television cable show Jon and Kate Plus 8 has fallen on hard times. After his divorce from his wife Kate Gosselin, Jon Gosselin became, in his own words, the South Korean Play...

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Donald Trump Wants Kate Gosselin To Appear On Next Season's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

Funny story: Donald Trump Wants Kate Gosselin To Appear On Next Season's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump realizing that it has really been quite a rough two years for Kate Gosselin has asked her to appear on his next edition of Celebrity Apprentice. Trump was recently interviewed by Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illu...

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Kate Gosselin Is Devastated At The News That Her Show 'Kate Plus 8' Has Been Cancelled

Funny story: Kate Gosselin Is Devastated At The News That Her Show 'Kate Plus 8' Has Been Cancelled

READING, Pennsylvania - One minute Kate Gosselin is riding high with a hit cable show, a nice looking hairdo, and a budding relationship with a rock and roll icon and the next she gets knocked to the nasty ground on her good looking butt. Kate has...

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Reality Shocker: Kate Gosselin Wants It To Go Back To 'Jon and Kate Plus 8'

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin has appeared on Dancing With The Stars where she pretty much showed America that she ain't no dancer. Then she traveled up to Alaska with the eight kiddoes and visited the Palins and went wilderness camping an...

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Jon Gosselin and Heidi Montag To Star In The Action-Filled Sexually Explicit Spy Drama "Less Is More"

Funny story: Jon Gosselin and Heidi Montag To Star In The Action-Filled Sexually Explicit Spy Drama "Less Is More"

LOS ANGELES - Jon Gosselin the Jon in the former reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8, recently filmed a cameo appearance on the highly rated cable show The Real Housewives of Intercourse Pennsylvania. He sat down with iRumors Taffeta Kixx and talked...

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Billy Ray Cyrus Admits That He Has 'The Hots' For Kate "The Great" Gosselin

Funny story: Billy Ray Cyrus Admits That He Has 'The Hots' For Kate "The Great" Gosselin

POMONA - Billy Ray Cyrus was having his $400 shark-skin cowboy boots fitted with brand new heels when he ran into his old friend Texas singer Shake Russell. The two had actually toured together in the late 80s and had become good friends singing o...

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Kate Gosselin Defends Her Trip To Mexico By Saying She Needed To Buy Her Kiddoes Christmas Toys Including Piñatas, Maracas, and A Real Live Baby Burro

Funny story: Kate Gosselin Defends Her Trip To Mexico By Saying She Needed To Buy Her Kiddoes Christmas Toys Including Piñatas, Maracas, and A Real Live Baby Burro

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin has been criticized by her ex-husband Jon Gosselin for going off to Mexico and leaving the kids with a babysitter whom he does not even know. Jon said that ever since her appearance last year on Dancing With T...

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Jon Gosselin Gets Job at Starbucks

Funny story: Jon Gosselin Gets Job at Starbucks

Hollywood - Jon Gosselin got a job at Starbucks to help for gifts for his eight children. "Reality television was nice, and paid a lot of money, but without a reality show to fall back on, well, I needed to raise some extra cash." Jon Gosselin to...

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Jon Gosselin Begs Kate for Money to Buy Engagement Ring

Funny story: Jon Gosselin Begs Kate for Money to Buy Engagement Ring

News sources claim that Jon Gosselin has recently found gainful employment in the tech industry, meaning he is back to earning a mere pittance of what he was making before as a pseudo-reality celebrity. Meanwhile, his ex-wife Kate is still making...

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Jon Gosselin Injured After Salami Falls Out Of Pants!

Funny story: Jon Gosselin Injured After Salami Falls Out Of Pants!

Jon Gosselin, formerly of "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" fame and described by Kate as having a really tiny penis, was injured Wednesday as he and a new girlfriend danced night before last. The event happened in San Francisco's "Club: Bodego Red " as t...

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Two Of Gosselin's Boys Kicked Out Of School!

Funny story: Two Of Gosselin's Boys Kicked Out Of School!

Two of the Jon and Kate Gosselin boys have been kicked out of their second grade class according to a report just coming in. The note from merely stated that, at the present, the two were too distracting to have in class. Many blame the Gosseli...

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Tiger Woods, Jon Gosselin Compare Short 'Tails'

Funny story: Tiger Woods, Jon Gosselin Compare Short 'Tails'

After Kate Gosselin told the whole world about Jon Gosselin being a little short on length and Elin Woods stated a similar story about Tiger Woods, the two have been seen together at a clinic in Beverly Hills. Although neither admitted anything, t...

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