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Funny story:  Lady Gaga's Secret Tryst With Jon Gosselin

Lady Gaga's Secret Tryst With Jon Gosselin

MANHATTAN - When it comes to men, Lady Gaga has never been shy nor has she ever needed anyone to act as matchmaker. She recently dumped her boyfriend Taylor Kinney because, as she put it, she got tired of him always telling her how talented she wa...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Il Left $1 Million North Korean Wons To Jon Gosselin

Kim Jong Il Left $1 Million North Korean Wons To Jon Gosselin

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's Rice Press News Agency is reporting that the late Kim Jong Il left a net worth of $4 billion. The bulk of his estate will go to his four children Kim Ah So, Kim Foo Foo, Kim Oh Saki, and Kim Yo Yo Yo. A re...
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Funny story:  Jon Gosselin Penniless and Broke Asks Ex-Wife Kate Gosselin For A Loan

Jon Gosselin Penniless and Broke Asks Ex-Wife Kate Gosselin For A Loan

READING, Pennsylvania - it appears that one of the former stars of the television cable show Jon and Kate Plus 8 has fallen on hard times. After his divorce from his wife Kate Gosselin, Jon Gosselin became, in his own words, the South Korean Play...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump Wants Kate Gosselin To Appear On Next Season's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

Donald Trump Wants Kate Gosselin To Appear On Next Season's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump realizing that it has really been quite a rough two years for Kate Gosselin has asked her to appear on his next edition of Celebrity Apprentice. Trump was recently interviewed by Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illu...
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Funny story:  Kate Gosselin Is Devastated At The News That Her Show 'Kate Plus 8' Has Been Cancelled

Kate Gosselin Is Devastated At The News That Her Show 'Kate Plus 8' Has Been Cancelled

READING, Pennsylvania - One minute Kate Gosselin is riding high with a hit cable show, a nice looking hairdo, and a budding relationship with a rock and roll icon and the next she gets knocked to the nasty ground on her good looking butt. Kate has...
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Funny story:  Reality Shocker: Kate Gosselin Wants It To Go Back To 'Jon and Kate Plus 8'

Reality Shocker: Kate Gosselin Wants It To Go Back To 'Jon and Kate Plus 8'

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin has appeared on Dancing With The Stars where she pretty much showed America that she ain't no dancer. Then she traveled up to Alaska with the eight kiddoes and visited the Palins and went wilderness camping an...
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Funny story:  Jon Gosselin and Heidi Montag To Star In The Action-Filled Sexually Explicit Spy Drama "Less Is More"

Jon Gosselin and Heidi Montag To Star In The Action-Filled Sexually Explicit Spy Drama "Less Is More"

LOS ANGELES - Jon Gosselin the Jon in the former reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8, recently filmed a cameo appearance on the highly rated cable show The Real Housewives of Intercourse Pennsylvania. He sat down with iRumors Taffeta Kixx and talked...
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Funny story:  Billy Ray Cyrus Admits That He Has 'The Hots' For Kate "The Great" Gosselin

Billy Ray Cyrus Admits That He Has 'The Hots' For Kate "The Great" Gosselin

POMONA - Billy Ray Cyrus was having his $400 shark-skin cowboy boots fitted with brand new heels when he ran into his old friend Texas singer Shake Russell. The two had actually toured together in the late 80s and had become good friends singing o...
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Funny story:  Kate Gosselin Defends Her Trip To Mexico By Saying She Needed To Buy Her Kiddoes Christmas Toys Including Piñatas, Maracas, and A Real Live Baby Burro

Kate Gosselin Defends Her Trip To Mexico By Saying She Needed To Buy Her Kiddoes Christmas Toys Including Piñatas, Maracas, and A Real Live Baby Burro

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin has been criticized by her ex-husband Jon Gosselin for going off to Mexico and leaving the kids with a babysitter whom he does not even know. Jon said that ever since her appearance last year on Dancing With T...
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Funny story:  Jon Gosselin Gets Job at Starbucks

Jon Gosselin Gets Job at Starbucks

Hollywood - Jon Gosselin got a job at Starbucks to help for gifts for his eight children. "Reality television was nice, and paid a lot of money, but without a reality show to fall back on, well, I needed to raise some extra cash." Jon Gosselin to...
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Funny story:  Jon Gosselin Begs Kate for Money to Buy Engagement Ring

Jon Gosselin Begs Kate for Money to Buy Engagement Ring

News sources claim that Jon Gosselin has recently found gainful employment in the tech industry, meaning he is back to earning a mere pittance of what he was making before as a pseudo-reality celebrity. Meanwhile, his ex-wife Kate is still making...
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Funny story:  Jon Gosselin Injured After Salami Falls Out Of Pants!

Jon Gosselin Injured After Salami Falls Out Of Pants!

Jon Gosselin, formerly of "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" fame and described by Kate as having a really tiny penis, was injured Wednesday as he and a new girlfriend danced night before last. The event happened in San Francisco's "Club: Bodego Red " as t...
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Funny story:  Two Of Gosselin's Boys Kicked Out Of School!

Two Of Gosselin's Boys Kicked Out Of School!

Two of the Jon and Kate Gosselin boys have been kicked out of their second grade class according to a report just coming in. The note from merely stated that, at the present, the two were too distracting to have in class. Many blame the Gosseli...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods, Jon Gosselin Compare Short 'Tails'

Tiger Woods, Jon Gosselin Compare Short 'Tails'

After Kate Gosselin told the whole world about Jon Gosselin being a little short on length and Elin Woods stated a similar story about Tiger Woods, the two have been seen together at a clinic in Beverly Hills. Although neither admitted anything, t...
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Funny story:  The Alaskan Wilderness Adventures of Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin

The Alaskan Wilderness Adventures of Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin, the former governor of Alaska and Kate Gosselin, the former wife of Korean 'playboy wannabee' Jon "The 3-Inch" Gosselin are both thrilled to be able to spend sometime together, but not in a gay or lesbian way of course.
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Funny story:  Dancing With The Stars Reunion Dinner Minus Kate

Dancing With The Stars Reunion Dinner Minus Kate

Seems there's no love lost between this year's contestants on Dancing with the Stars (DWTS) and Kate Gosselin. There is a reunion dinner planned and someone forgot to invite Kate. Strike that, they all forgot to invite her, and she's none too happy a...
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Funny story:  Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay and Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay and Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

LOS ANGELES - The couple who went from being the happiest couple in America to being the meanest, angriest, most effed up couple within a few short weeks is back in the headlines. Jake "The Snake" Pavelka says that Vienna "The Whore" Girardi is no...
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Funny story:  Van der Sloot Goes Mental When He Finds Out Natalie Holloway Might Be   Alive &  "Friends" with Levi Johnston On Chat Site!

Van der Sloot Goes Mental When He Finds Out Natalie Holloway Might Be Alive & "Friends" with Levi Johnston On Chat Site!

As if it couldn't get any worse for incarcerated Peruvian Jail Queen Joran van der Sloot, today he found out from sadistic guards that there is a good chance that Natalie Holloway is alive and well living in Thailand! On a thread from 'Pattaya Gir...
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