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Funny story: Two and A Half Men's Angus T. Jones Kisses Away An Amazing $300,000 Per Week!

Two and A Half Men's Angus T. Jones Kisses Away An Amazing $300,000 Per Week!

LOS ANGELES - Well it would certainly not be hard to figure out who holds the title as the dumbest 19-year-old in the entire United States. The dubious distinction goes to none other than Angus T. Jones who portrayed Jake Harper on the sit-com Two...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Helps Two and A Half Men's Ratings Go Through The Roof!

Miley Cyrus Helps Two and A Half Men's Ratings Go Through The Roof!

HOLLYWOOD - Liam Hemsworth's fianceƩ Miley Cyrus appeared on an episode of Two and A Half Men and the ratings went through the roof. Cyrus, who is 19, was offered the guest starring role of Georgia, which was later changed to Mississippi (Missi) b...
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Funny story: Mila Kunis Ready To Marry Ashton Kutcher

Mila Kunis Ready To Marry Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis, 29, The star of Black Swan, Krippendorf's Tribe, and The True Story of Sasquatch has stated that she is ready to marry her boyfriend Ashton Kutcher, 34. But there is one slight, little holdup - Demi Moore. Ashton is still m...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Says, Paul Ryan's Voice Sounds Just Like His

Charlie Sheen Says, Paul Ryan's Voice Sounds Just Like His

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen was relaxing by the pool at his Mulholland Estate Mansion Casa Jose Cuervo. He was listening to a Led Zeppelin CD, while drinking Tequila Sunrises, and talking about the Emmy Awards and how his ex-cast member on Two an...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Guest Star As Ashton Kutcher's Sexy Sex Therapist On "Two And A Half Men"

Lindsay Lohan To Guest Star As Ashton Kutcher's Sexy Sex Therapist On "Two And A Half Men"

HOLLYWOOD - The creator, producer, and writer of the hit situation-comedy Two and A Half Men, Chuck Lorre seems to keep trying to outdo himself. And it appears that taking Lorre's track record into account he does have a pretty good feel for what...
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Funny story: The Shocking Reason Why Demi Moore Filed For Divorce From Ashton Kutcher

The Shocking Reason Why Demi Moore Filed For Divorce From Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - After six years of marriage Demi Moore has filed for divorce from her "Boy Toy" husband Ashton Kutcher. Moore, 49, spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and told him that she hated to file but that she really had no c...
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Funny story: Jon Cryer To Teach "Two And A Half Men" Seminar At Harvard

Jon Cryer To Teach "Two And A Half Men" Seminar At Harvard

Jon Cryer, the former co-star of " Two And A Half Men" will be teaching a seminar at Harvard University based on the show. The seminar will be part of Harvard's "Examples Of Crap In Media" which is also tied to the very popular "Women's Extreme...
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Funny story: Rachel "Bree" Oberlin, One of Charlie Sheen's 'Goddesses' Explains Why She Dumped His 'Winning' Butt

Rachel "Bree" Oberlin, One of Charlie Sheen's 'Goddesses' Explains Why She Dumped His 'Winning' Butt

FORT LAUDERDALE - Charlie Sheen's Traveling Dysfunctional Carnival Sideshow and Ego Booster Tour aka My Violent Winning Torpedo of Truth Vs. The Losing Trolls of Lies Tour rode into Fort Lauderdale, Florida minus one of "Carlito" Sheen's two goddesse...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen, Rob Pattinson, and Kristen Stewart To Begin Filming "Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of The West"

Charlie Sheen, Rob Pattinson, and Kristen Stewart To Begin Filming "Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of The West"

LOS ANGELES - Charlie "Space Traveler" Sheen and Twilight stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have met with famed producer Bandini Borrapelli and have agreed to star in the science fiction - spy thriller Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of T...
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Funny story: Jon Cryer Announces He Will Be Directing Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and Bristol Palin In The Film "The Spoiled Circus Brats"

Jon Cryer Announces He Will Be Directing Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and Bristol Palin In The Film "The Spoiled Circus Brats"

HOLLYWOOD - Actor Jon Cryer, former cast member on television's number one situation comedy Two and A Half Men, until Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen messed up that little 'gold mine' of a show all to hell, will be stepping into the director's chair.
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's 'Prattleship' Gets Torpedoed In Detroit and Sinks To The Bottom of Lake Erie In Five Minutes!

Charlie Sheen's 'Prattleship' Gets Torpedoed In Detroit and Sinks To The Bottom of Lake Erie In Five Minutes!

DETROIT - Charlie Sheen, the man with no show, no real friends, and really no clue opened up the first stop of his Charlie Sheen's My Violent Winning Torpedo of Truth Vs. The Losing Trolls of Lies Tour before a sell out crowd of 4,300, 4,289 who were...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has Agreed To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"

Charlie Sheen Has Agreed To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen, aka "The Man Without A Show" has just agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of the very popular TV series The Vampire Diaries. The shows producer Manolo Middlezuck confirmed that he met with Sheen at a Tacos, Tacos,...
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Funny story: Roseanne Barr Defends Charlie Sheen - Hmmm, The Old Two Peas In An iPod Syndrome

Roseanne Barr Defends Charlie Sheen - Hmmm, The Old Two Peas In An iPod Syndrome

LA HABRA, California - Former comedienne Roseanne Barr who starred for nine years in the top rated sit-com The Roseanne Show was having breakfast at a Mickey D's when she remarked to a friend that she is siding with Charlie "Showless" Sheen in The Ch...
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Funny story: The Cast of 'Two and A Half Men' Speak Out On Charlie "Showless" Sheen

The Cast of 'Two and A Half Men' Speak Out On Charlie "Showless" Sheen

HOLLYWOOD - Well now that Charlie Sheen has just lost his job on the number one rated comedy show Two and A Half Men, which was paying him $1.8 million per week the maverick actor will have all kinds of free time on his hands. And in the words of...
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Funny story: Jon Cryer Moves in with Charlie Sheen

Jon Cryer Moves in with Charlie Sheen

Newly divorced and jobless, Jon Cryer has rented a U-Haul and begun the process of moving in with Charlie Sheen and the goddesses. Asked if he wasn't happily married just last week when we interviewed him, Cryer replied, "Well, yeah, yeah I guess...
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Funny story: CBS Cancels Charlie Sheen's "Two and A Half Men" - Co-Star John Cryer Cries Like A Baby

CBS Cancels Charlie Sheen's "Two and A Half Men" - Co-Star John Cryer Cries Like A Baby

HOLLYWOOD - CBS executives have finally thrown in the billion dollar towel and have cancelled the remainder of the season of America's number one hit situation comedy, Two and A Half Men. Word from the top brass of the CBS Network stated that afte...
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Funny story: "Two And A Half Men" Executives Are Thinking About Replacing Charlie Sheen With Mel Gibson

"Two And A Half Men" Executives Are Thinking About Replacing Charlie Sheen With Mel Gibson

HOLLYWOOD - Network executives with the number one rated comedy show in America, Two and A Half Men, have stated that they are fed up with the high school, out-of-control antics of its star Charlie Sheen. One of the executives stated that many fee...
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