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Funny story: Jolly Green Giant battles Godzilla in the Sea of Japan

Jolly Green Giant battles Godzilla in the Sea of Japan

The Sea of Japan: Disoriented from the gigantic volcanic ash cloud spreading over Europe the Jolly Green Giant some how got lost and wound up in the Sea of Japan accidentally stepping on the dwelling place of the fabled Japanese Dragon monster Godzil...
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Funny story: Apple, AT&T and Jolly Green Giant lawsuits

Apple, AT&T and Jolly Green Giant lawsuits

Lawsuits are abound over Apple Inc.'s use restrictions and recent software update for the iPhone. The multiple suits claim Apple and its carrier partner, AT&T Inc., are engaged in illegal monopolistic behavior. Apple spokesman Jonathan Braeburn r...
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Funny story: Jolly Green Giant Faces Paternity Test

Jolly Green Giant Faces Paternity Test

There is no happiness tonight in the valley of the Jolly (ho, ho, ho) Green Giant. The big guy has been sued for child support and is facing a paternity test tomorrow. The suit was filed on behalf of exotic dancer Mandy "Boom Boom" Mancini and her...
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Funny story: Jolly Green Giant Cites Discrimination in Investigation of Taco Bell E. Coli Outbreak

Jolly Green Giant Cites Discrimination in Investigation of Taco Bell E. Coli Outbreak

According to the outraged Giant, "First they blamed green onions, then lettuce. Some people just don't like the color green."...
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Funny story: Jolly Green Giant 'On Steroids'

Jolly Green Giant 'On Steroids'

The jolly green giant has tested positive in a random drugs test last night. Police say they have detected large amounts of the growth-inducing steroid Amoxoflacin in his blood.
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