That's all folks. Johnny Robinson, the slightly effeminate yet absolutely charming gentleman, favourite of gay British satirists was finally voted off the X-Factor this evening. Voted off in favour of somebody with ripped fishnets and a hairy face.
Leaked reports have it that X-Factor's slightly effeminate contestant, Johnny Robinson is to perform a duet on tonight's show with survivalist and former SAS man Bear Grylls, singing The Troggs' 60's classic 'What the hell's that all about?' track, W...
Four X-Factor contestants are gearing up to dance the Gay Dork - Britain's latest dance craze - live on TV, Sunday evening. Kitty Brucknell, Frankie Cocozza, Janet Devlin and Johnny Robinson were inspired by the idea, which originated on a satirical...
X-Factors Johnny Robinson confounded the critics Saturday with a stunning rendition of the jazz classic - It's That Old Devil Called Love Again.
Johnny, regarded by many as a makeweight who'd get voted out in the first week, has slaughtered the cr...
News has leaked out - possibly via a sagging pit prop - that Johnny Robinson, out of the X-Factor has been selected to front the ultimate anthemic anthems CD of anthems of all time.
Mega musical guru of gurus, Simon Cowbell, has got his head toget...
X-Factor's ever so slightly effeminate, but not necessarily gay, contestant, Johnny Robinson, has been in talks with the big boys at world renowned satirical website, The Spoof - with a view to signing up as a writer.
Sources say that Robinson fir...
Gay satirists who write for a popular satirical website (Which we can't name here for fear of ridicule.) who apparently have a soft spot for gerbils and cross dressing, were rejoicing this evening as Johnny Robinson made it through to next week's rou...
LONDON - Gay novelty X-Factor contestant Johnny Robinson went into Saturday's performance feeling decidedly pessimistic, as the show was rock themed, and Johnny by his own admission, had never attempted to sing a rock song in his life.
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