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Whitey Bulger Does Hard Time

Whitey Bulger has added to his criminal resume. In case you missed the blaring headlines in the Boston newspapers and online, we want to make certain you heard that Whitey Bulger has been sent to solitary confinement. It appears the 85-year old in...

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Skull & Bones Inc. Floated on Stock Exchange

Funny story: Skull & Bones Inc. Floated on Stock Exchange

A new firm owned by father and son George H. Bush and George W. Bush and called the "Skull & Bones Inc". has been floated on New York's Stock Exchange. Shares opened at $66.60. The firm will be devoted to mass marketing and merchandising the...

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Johnny Depp: Forgotten American Accent

Hollywood, CA - After being asked why he no longer does any films where he portrays an American, the Kentucky native replied that he "has forgotten how to speak with an American accent." After the success of the box-office juggernaut film serie...

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Johnny Depp to Play a 50-Year Old Man Raised in Florida

Funny story: Johnny Depp to Play a 50-Year Old Man Raised in Florida

Johnny Depp, long known for portraying unusual, quirky, and memorable characters onscreen, faces perhaps his most challenging role in an upcoming film. Depp will play a fifty-year old man born in Kentucky but raised in Florida. Few details of the pro...

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Johnny Depp's fab new $25m 'Downton Abbey' mansion under 10ft of water in Brit floodplain disaster

Funny story: Johnny Depp's fab new $25m 'Downton Abbey' mansion under 10ft of water in Brit floodplain disaster

Somerset - The Pirates Of The Caribbean star is said to have been particularly impressed by the property's splendid river views when he first toured the Palladian pile late last year with current live-in squeeze Amber Heard. Set in 850 magnificen...

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Johnny Depp: I Hope I'm Not Possessed!

Funny story: Johnny Depp: I Hope I'm Not Possessed!

Actor Johnny Depp who has had so much fun doing the Pirates movies and others says that ever since he played Edward Scissorhand, he has felt odd. "I usually do well during the day but at night, it's different...and even sometimes in the day." D...

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Johnny Depp Confesses That 'The Lone Ranger' Has Left Him Traumatized

Funny story: Johnny Depp Confesses That 'The Lone Ranger' Has Left Him Traumatized

SAN ANTONIO - Johnny Depp was in San Antonio visiting the world famous Alamo. As he walked around the hallowed grounds of the Texas shrine he was approached by a reporter with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine. Pomona Vox asked Depp if he had got...

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Johnny Depp and Honey Boo Boo star in action adventure set in Transylvania

Funny story: Johnny Depp and Honey Boo Boo star in action adventure set in Transylvania

Johnny Depp and Honey Boo Boo are the stars of a new movie scheduled to hit theaters this fall. Searching Transylvania to Find Eddie Guest is a rambling adventure in which Johnny Depp plays American folklore legend Daniel Boone and Honey Boo Boo play...

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Taylor Swift Very Upset With The Olsen Twins

Funny story: Taylor Swift Very Upset With The Olsen Twins

NASHVILLE - Close friends of country artist Taylor Swift say that Taylor is so mad at the Olsen twins that she could eat a handful of nuts and bolts. It appears that Mary-Kate and Ashley co-wrote a song about one of Ashley's ex-boyfriends, Johnny...

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Johnny Depp Shocked As The Lone Ranger Bombs

Funny story: Johnny Depp Shocked As The Lone Ranger Bombs

LOS ANGELES - Johnny Depp has told a very close friend that he feels like going into the Witness Protection Program. Depp made that comment after his latest film The Lone Ranger appears headed for the last roundup. The actor who just turned 50,...

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Johnny Depp and Katie Holmes Caught Tongue Wrestling At The Encino Reservoir

Funny story: Johnny Depp and Katie Holmes Caught Tongue Wrestling At The Encino Reservoir

ENCINO, California - It appears that the former Mrs. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes has finally decided to participate in the dating game. Katie, who recently stated that she plans on giving up acting in order to fulfill her life long dream of being a s...

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Johnny Depp and Kristen Stewart To Star In the X-Rated Movie, The Landing Strip

Funny story: Johnny Depp and Kristen Stewart To Star In the X-Rated Movie, The Landing Strip

HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with G-Spot Pictures has just announced that production will soon begin on a new Johnny Depp - Kristen Stewart motion picture. The erotically romantic movie titled The Landing Strip is based on the book b...

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Russell Brand To Star In "Smoke & Mirrors - The Willie Nelson Story"

Funny story: Russell Brand To Star In "Smoke & Mirrors - The Willie Nelson Story"

BURBANK - TouchRock Pictures in association with Cloud 13 Films has just announced that Russell Brand will be starring in Bandini Borrapelli's Smoke & Mirrors - The Willie Nelson Story. The motion picture is based on country music legend Willi...

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Johnny Depp Devastated As Amber Heard Dumps Him

Funny story: Johnny Depp Devastated As Amber Heard Dumps Him

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that Johnny Depp sure got sucker punched by his brand new girlfriend Amber Heard as Mr. D got D'd for dumped. Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo noted that the relationship had barely gotten off the ground and...

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Johnny Depp Furious As His Girlfriend of 14 Years Vanessa Paradis Says She Wants Half of His $350 Million

Funny story: Johnny Depp Furious As His Girlfriend of 14 Years Vanessa Paradis Says She Wants Half of His $350 Million

NEW YORK CITY - Johnny Depp may soon learn exactly how Mel Gibson felt when he had to give half of his $1 billion to his wife in their divorce settlement. The ex-Mrs. Gibson is now one of the richest women in Australia, who is worth a cool $500 mi...

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Johnny Depp Dumps Vanessa Paradis and Quickly Rebounds With The Erotically Sexy Amber Beard

Funny story: Johnny Depp Dumps Vanessa Paradis and Quickly Rebounds With The Erotically Sexy Amber Beard

NEW YORK CITY - In a rebounding move that any NBA player would be proud of Johnny Depp has just dumped his girlfriend of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis and instantly jumped up and hooked up with the very attractive, sexy, actress Amber Beard. Pico de G...

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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split up because Johnny loves his pirate parrot too much!

Funny story: Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split up because Johnny loves his pirate parrot too much!

After 14 years of attempting to build a relationship Johnny Depp and his Vanessa have decided to split up mutually. The reasons for the split were plain to see because Johnny was never at home; he prefers a life on the seven seas and loved his parrot...

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Anna Chapman, The Former Russian Spy To Star With Ron Jeremy and Johnny Depp In The Spy Thriller "Undercover Cuddling"

Funny story: Anna Chapman, The Former Russian Spy To Star With Ron Jeremy and Johnny Depp In The Spy Thriller "Undercover Cuddling"

HOLLYWOOD - Noted Italian director Bandini Borrapelli has worked with some of the most popular and most beautiful actresses including Nina Dobrev, Mila Kunis, Paris Hilton, and Sofia Vergara. He recently spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle T...

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