From an Unknown Secret Location It was discovered today that many of the most evil people in the world have formed a super secret coalition in order to have a no-limit, no girls allowed, he-man poker game camp out.
There were a few others not allo...
HOLLYWEIRD, CA - Had Ed McMahon lived long enough to see the sex tape of his famous boss, Johnny Carson, that's reportedly being offered, privately, for sale to the highest bidder, McMahon might have amended his famous introduction of the Tonight Sho...
David Letterman has stated that the greatest late night talk show host of all time was Johnny Carson. He pointed out that Johnny is without a doubt the best even though Jay "The Chinmaster" Leno thinks that he is.
David has gone on record as saying that Leno and him both learned 90 percent of what they know about being late night TV talk show hosts from the great Johnny Carson.
He then adde...
HOLLYWOOD - The list of the new television season's cancelled shows continues to grow as yet another one gets added to the list of television losers.
After only airing four episodes ABC has pulled the plug on Charlie's Angels a show which network...
"Johnny's still dead, isn't he? Wait, wait...I just sent you a picture of his headstone that my daughter took this morning. Check you're email. Go ahead. I'll wait," said Joan Rivers while she was laid out on the operating table of her Brazilian plastic surgeon's office as she spoke with her agent over the speakerphone. "Well then. Did you get it? Good. So you see, I still got a chance! You just d...
LOS ANGELES, CA - After a 17-year run, America's most beloved chin will no longer be hosting the Johnny Carson Show. That coveted position will now be filled by America's favorite forehead.
After 17 years of trying to fill Johnny Carson's shoes,...
Sam Anderson of Buckley, Indiana is on his deathbed but, except for the tall hooded guy stretched out there beside him on the bed with a sickle, you wouldn't know it.
"I'm excited", stated Anderson! "Oh I hurt like the dickens but by tomorrow nig...
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