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The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp was a sometimes-lawman, sometimes-outlaw who sometimes owned a saloon and occasionally dealt cards or shot buffalo, depending on the economy and job market of the Territory (Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, Alaska, California) in which the itinerant jack of all trades happened to hang his hat on any given day. He went by a number of aliases, including Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewa...

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Obama To Ban Shotgun Weddings: Calls It Asymmetrical Warfare

Funny story: Obama To Ban Shotgun Weddings: Calls It Asymmetrical Warfare

BILLINGSGATE POST - Vice-President Biden announced today that he will recommend to the President that shotgun weddings be banned. A shotgun wedding is a situation in which a girl gets knocked up and the family forces the boy and girl to get married.

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Leominster Men Latest Victims Of John Wayne-Induced Happy Slaps

Funny story: Leominster Men Latest Victims Of John Wayne-Induced Happy Slaps

Leominster is the latest sleepy provincial market town to be hit by a spate of John Wayne-induced happy slap attacks. The outbreak of about 60 incidents last night followed two earlier attacks by wives in Selby, North Yorkshire. They attacked thei...

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Selby Wives In Happy Slap Bonanza During John Wayne Movies

Funny story: Selby Wives In Happy Slap Bonanza During John Wayne Movies

Selby's married women have gone on a 'happy slapping' rampage today during TV screenings of John Wayne movies. As we reported earlier today, Mr Barry Glimpse was attacked by his wife and sister-in-law while watching Rio Bravo. It transpired th...

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Selby Man Copy Cat Happy Slapped While Watching John Wayne

Funny story: Selby Man Copy Cat Happy Slapped While Watching John Wayne

A Selby man was subject to a happy slap attack by his wife and sister-in-law today while watching the John Wayne western Rio Bravo. The incident appears to have been a copy cat version of a similar attack last month. Barry Glimpse, 47, of Ikea...

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Selby Man In Happy Slapping Incident While Watching John Wayne

Funny story: Selby Man In Happy Slapping Incident While Watching John Wayne

A Selby man was sitting quietly watching TV this afternoon when he was "happy slapped" by his wife. Royce Bandersnatch, of Cumberbatch Rise, had been looking forward to watching the classic Howard Hawks western, El Dorado, featuring John Wayne, Ro...

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New Johnny Cash Song Discovered About John Wayne - "A Boy Named Marion"

Funny story: New Johnny Cash Song Discovered About John Wayne - "A Boy Named Marion"

Johnny Cash historians have discovered a previously unknown Cash ballad amongst his files that might be his next posthumous hit. It appears to be a rewrite of his big '60's hit "A Boy Named Sue" that is a tribute to movie star John Wayne. Wayne's name at birth was actually Marion, normally a woman's name, which supposed caused him grief with his classmates in school. Cash seemingly saw the similar...

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Easy Rider Dennis Hopper Bikes His Way Into The Unknown At 74

Funny story: Easy Rider Dennis Hopper Bikes His Way Into The Unknown At 74

Legendary actor Dennis Hopper has died at the age of 74. Hopper, who was not the easiest person to be around, according to those who loved him, had prostate cancer. "Hopper was a pain in the ass but a great friend", stated Jack Nicholson. "He gave...

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Local Man Disappointed By Dallas Cowboys

Funny story: Local Man Disappointed By Dallas Cowboys

Local man Martin Shuttlecock could barely conceal his bitter disappointment this evening when he tuned in his HD TV hoping to see a movie double bill and found that the show was a sports programme featuring NFL teams Dallas Cowboys and Minnesota Viki...

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Texas Governor Rick Perry Sells The Alamo To Mexico

Funny story: Texas Governor Rick Perry Sells The Alamo To Mexico

SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Daily Discloser is reporting that Texas Governor Rick Perry has just finalized a deal with the Republic of Mexico's President Nacho Winslow for the south of the border country to purchase the Alamo. The governor said...

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John Wayne AKA "The Duke" to be defrosted

Funny story: John Wayne AKA "The Duke" to be defrosted

In a controversial move, John Wayne's family has released a statement this morning stating that former actor and darling of classic western films is to be defrosted. Wayne was accidentally frozen back in 1979 when he locked himself in a freezer ro...

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Miley Cyrus to Star in True Grit Remake

Funny story: Miley Cyrus to Star in True Grit Remake

The Coen brothers have announced plans to remake the John Wayne classic western, True Grit. Wayne won his only Oscar playing a "one eyed fat man" sheriff named Rooster Cogburn who helps a young girl (Kim Darby) avenge the murder of her father. The...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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