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Funny story: Red Sox announce radical replacement for Bobby V

Red Sox announce radical replacement for Bobby V

Boston Red Sox and Liverpool FC owner John Henry today announced that the Boston Red Sox were teaming up with scientists from the University of Liverpool to clone George Herman 'Babe' Ruth to replace Bobby Valentine who was fired after the Sox failed...
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Funny story: Red Sox Owner Sings "Brown Sugar" to His Manager

Red Sox Owner Sings "Brown Sugar" to His Manager

Not since Mick Jagger sang about "Brown Sugar" has there been such a sickeningly sweet brouhaha over the naturally exotic sweetener. Yes, Bobby Valentine had breakfast with owner John Henry in Seattle. It was the meal of the day for the two Red So...
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Funny story: King John Henry Orders Beckett's Head on a Platter!

King John Henry Orders Beckett's Head on a Platter!

Around 1202 in merry olde England when politics and challenging the king was dangerous business, the first Becket went the way of sainthood prematurely. In merry olde Boston in 2012, King John Henry VIII of the Boston Red Sox Nation has ordered hi...
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Funny story: Fenway Sports Group, "walk alone" in their appointment of the new Liverpool Manager!

Fenway Sports Group, "walk alone" in their appointment of the new Liverpool Manager!

This was ANFIELD: Liverpool Football Club haven't got a squad of high quality players in sufficient depth, to get them back into the top four places, of the Premiership table. Many Liverpool fans will not accept another season of mediocrity, anot...
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Funny story: Animal rights to visit Anfield, Liverpool, as concern mounts over 11 donkeys!

Animal rights to visit Anfield, Liverpool, as concern mounts over 11 donkeys!

This is ANFIELD, Liverpool: Animal rights investigators have instigated an investigation in the Anfield area of Liverpool, after reports that 11 donkeys and their old Scottish handler were forceably fed humble pie for over 90 minutes, on Saturday 24...
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Funny story: Downton Abbey Ends and Downtown Fenway Begins

Downton Abbey Ends and Downtown Fenway Begins

The aristocrats in England are going on hiatus as the overblown kingpins in Boston are back at it. Yes, folks, the British prestige series came to an end Sunday with the tabloids ready to pounce on the scandalous behavior of the eldest daughter, a...
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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel Chief

Emperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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