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John Travolta to star in latest blockbuster "Greece Frightening!"

Funny story: John Travolta to star in latest blockbuster "Greece Frightening!"

John Travolta has accepted a role in the latest epic to hit the silver screen that has nothing to do Grease lightning; no it's Greece Frightening! John will play the role of Greek Prime Minister Tsipras who finally thrust a slippery blade through...

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Travolta Stops Fight Between Bullock And Blanchet

Funny story: Travolta Stops Fight Between Bullock And Blanchet

John Travolta says that calling Idina Menzel 'Adele Dazeem' at Oscars was a disaster. "I've been beating myself up ever since," he told me in an exclusive interview. But it turns out that the aging star, who has been the object of ridicule for his...

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John Travolta, Kim Novak and Goldie Hawn Cause Melting Chaos At Oscars

Funny story: John Travolta, Kim Novak and Goldie Hawn Cause Melting Chaos At Oscars

Last nights Oscar Ceremony ended in chaos after several high profile actors melted backstage, resulting in pools of molten plastic and the early end of the ceremony. Due to the excessive heat of stage lights and so much plastic surgery, several st...

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John Travolta Given $8 Million Dollars for NOT Making Battlefield Earth II

Funny story: John Travolta Given $8 Million Dollars for NOT Making Battlefield Earth II

Hollywood, CA. John Travolta was promised at least $8 million dollars from the Kickstarter website, organized by John Travolta's fans to NOT make Battlefield Earth II as originally threatened. One million of the dollars came from the first movi...

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Donald Trump Blames The Polar Vortex On Al Gore

Funny story: Donald Trump Blames The Polar Vortex On Al Gore

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump recently stated at one of his board of directors meetings in the Trump Tower that the Polar Vortex is nothing to sneeze at. He remarked that he is placing total blame for the dreaded PV on Al Gore. Trump stated that...

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Chelsea Handler Advises Kirstie Alley To Stop Badmouthing Her Best Friend Leah Remini

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Advises Kirstie Alley To Stop Badmouthing Her Best Friend Leah Remini

HOLLYWOOD - Chelsea Handler, host of the talk show Chelsea Lately, is known as having an Omarosa type temper. The dishwater blonde, who looks like she could be Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter's little sister, has just taken out her claws. She expressed...

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Leah Remini Reports Threats From The Church of The Scientific Method

Funny story: Leah Remini Reports Threats From The Church of The Scientific Method

BEVERLY HILLS - Leah Remini, who starred in the hit comedy show King of Queens with Kevin James, has reported a rash of threats from her former church. Remini said that she quit the Church of The Scientific Method because she got tired of having t...

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Tom Cruise and Heidi Montag's Romantic Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

Funny story: Tom Cruise and Heidi Montag's Romantic Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

REDONDO BEACH - Tom Cruise recently stated that at times he really misses his ex-wife Katie Holmes. The Mission Impossible star told Bedroom Pillow Talk that if there was any chance at all of him getting back together with Katie he would jump at i...

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John Travolta and Adam Lambert To Star In The TV Sit-Com 'One Of Us Is Gay'

Funny story: John Travolta and Adam Lambert To Star In The TV Sit-Com 'One Of Us Is Gay'

HOLLYWOOD - The Epitome Television Network has just announced that they will be premiering a new sit-com in the fall called One of Us Is Gay starring John Travolta and Adam Lambert. ETN spokesperson Tansinella "Tansi" Wickovich stated that the sho...

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Leah Remini won't shut the f**k up!

HOLLYWEIRD, CA, THE LAND OF NUTS AND FRUITS --- Wannabe actress Leah Remini refuses to go quietly back into the woodwork after severing ties with the merry band of L. Ron Hubbard's followers, who believe that earth is under the control of extraterres...

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John Travolta Tells Kirstie Alley and Katie Holmes To Stop Attacking Leah Remini

Funny story: John Travolta Tells Kirstie Alley and Katie Holmes To Stop Attacking Leah Remini

NEW YORK CITY - John Travolta flew into New York City to visit an old friend and he was asked about the recent scandal that is going on in his church. Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine asked Travolta why Kirstie Alley and Katie Holmes, w...

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Kelly Preston Suddenly Drops The John Travolta Divorce Talk

Funny story: Kelly Preston Suddenly Drops The John Travolta Divorce Talk

ORLANDO, Florida - After months of threatening to divorce her husband, movie star John Travolta, Kelly Preston has decided that she will stay with him and ride out the gay storm. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk at last count there were somewhere...

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Kelly Preston Fed Up With Hubby John Travolta Says They're Headed For Divorce City

Funny story: Kelly Preston Fed Up With Hubby John Travolta Says They're Headed For Divorce City

OCALA, Florida - Kelly Preston says that she has been extremely patient and understanding regarding her husband John Travolta's alleged sexploits, his volatile temper, and his addiction to Laurel & Hardy reruns. Kelly who is 50, recently told...

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Kirstie Alley's Tell-All Book Tells It All

Funny story: Kirstie Alley's Tell-All Book Tells It All

BEVERLY HILLS - Kirstie Alley's new book certainly blows the lid off of her countless romantic interludes, relationships, affairs, and circus-like physical antics. The 61-year-old former star of Cheers and Dancing With The Stars states in her reve...

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The SS Travolta Has Hit The Rocks

Funny story: The SS Travolta Has Hit The Rocks

PARIS - John Travolta and wife Kelly traveled to Paris, The City of Lights to get away from the bright spotlights of Tinsel Town. But they soon learned that the Parisian lights are probably much more brighter than those of Hollywood. It seems t...

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Mission Impossible? Tom Cruise starts search for wife number 4

Funny story: Mission Impossible? Tom Cruise starts search for wife number 4

Following the weekend announcement by Katie Holmes attorney that she has filed for divorce from Tom Cruise, both the couple were busy making plans to get on with their life today. Tom has started he ball rolling for his fourth wife by placing an a...

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Tom Cruise and Russell Brand to remarry after their divorces

Funny story: Tom Cruise and Russell Brand to remarry after their divorces

Following the shock announcement that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are to divorce, a friend of Cruises confirmed that he has not ruled out a fourth marriage. The Mission Impossible actor, 50 next week, was previously married to Mimi Rogers and Nico...

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John Travolta Says That He's Had It With All of These Gay Rumors and Says He's Moving To Mexicali, Mexico

Funny story: John Travolta Says That He's Had It With All of These Gay Rumors and Says He's Moving To Mexicali, Mexico

WEST HOLLYWOOD - John Travolta says that he can take a lot, but it has now gotten to the point of being too much of a lot. He recently spoke with Coquette Eucalyptus of The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette and told her that the rumor mills have now...

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