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Loveable Twit Sought for Next Strictly Come Dancing

Funny story: Loveable Twit Sought for Next Strictly Come Dancing

The BBC is engaged in a search for the next loveable twit to take part in the 2011 Strictly Come Dancing. The Inspector General of the Beeb announced there was only one other main criterion, besides being a loveable twit and that was that they cou...

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John Sergeant banned from Dancing for Crimes Against Humanity

Funny story: John Sergeant banned from Dancing for Crimes Against Humanity

In a heartbreaking tragic miscarriage of justice, John Sergeant has been BANNED from dancing in Europe for 25 years, for dance floor related crimes against humanity. Under the circumstances a mainland UK ban was inevitable, but the full European...

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Strictly Come Dancing Judge Arlene Phillips To Be Axed For Being Hideously Ugly

Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing Judge Arlene Phillips To Be Axed For Being Hideously Ugly

Arlene Phillips, the Strictly Come Dancing judgess, is at the centre of a new controversy tonight, after it was revealed she has been suspended from the show whilst an investigation into her ugliness has been carried out. Arlene, a Manchester Quee...

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Strictly Come Dancing John Sergeant Proposes To Kristina Rihanoff

Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing John Sergeant Proposes To Kristina Rihanoff

The ousted BBC Strictly Come Dancing contestant, John Sergeant, made his farewell appearance on the show tonight, and in a shock development, stunned viewers when he issued his dance partner, Kristina Rihanoff with a Proposal of Marriage. Sergeant...

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Sergeant - Major Crisis for BBC

Funny story: Sergeant - Major Crisis for BBC

John Seargeant has left the BBC show 'Strictly Cum Dancing' despite being the 'people's champion' and kept in the show by the votes of the proletariat. Broken Promises Following a visit from the Mitchell brothers, who pointed out to John the di...

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Sergeant's marching orders

Funny story: Sergeant's marching orders

John Sergeant has quit the hit show Strictly Dancing. He told BBC bosses that he felt he was preventing people who could dance from winning. After finishing bottom in every show, only to be saved by the viewers votes each time, the ungainly hippop...

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Strictly Come Dancing John Sergeant To Host His Own Dance Show

Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing John Sergeant To Host His Own Dance Show

John Sergeant, the Strictly Come Dancing contestant who sensationally bowed out of the show - or was kicked out, depending on who you believe - had some good news to spread this evening, when it was announced he is to front his very own BBC dance sho...

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Sergeant Sensationally Slopes Off Strictly

Funny story: Sergeant Sensationally Slopes Off Strictly

Portly Jo Brand looky-likey, John Sergeant, has stunned TV Execs by sensationally quitting top rated show Dr Who. The portly Jo Brand looky-likey has fled the country and is believed to be in hiding at a small villa on the Costa Del Sol on Portugal's...

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John Sergeant replaced by Jonathan Ross

Funny story: John Sergeant replaced by Jonathan Ross

Jonathan Ross, the disgraced lurid phone call fanatic has stepped in to save the BBC from a looming "Bloody Battle" between the judges and the British public on the now infamous Strictly Come Dancing TV programme. Said a distraught Ross "I feel i...

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