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Funny story: Bald man arrested

Bald man arrested

Former home secretary has been arrested today after being stopped by the police for indecently exposing his head in public.
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Funny story: Tough New Crime Measures

Tough New Crime Measures

In his final speech as Home Secretary, John Reid has announced radical new plans to reduce the UK's soaring crime rate, overhaul sentencing and address the problem of over crowded prisons.
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Funny story: Potential Murderer Released Early

Potential Murderer Released Early

In an unprecented move, outgoing Home Secretary John Reid has granted early release to potential murderer Albert Toshack, 4, from Wirral.
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Funny story: Taxi drivers to suggest all government policies after success of paedophile castration proposal

Taxi drivers to suggest all government policies after success of paedophile castration proposal

John Reid, New Labour's Thug-in-chief, has outlined plans to invite the nation's taxi drivers into the policy-making progress. This comes after the success of the "chemical castration" proposal for paedophiles, suggested by cabbie,...
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Funny story: Dr. John Reid Admits To Being Mystery "Hetero Male" Viewer of BBC's "Any Dream Will Do"

Dr. John Reid Admits To Being Mystery "Hetero Male" Viewer of BBC's "Any Dream Will Do"

LIVERPOOL, UK - 06/06/07. At GayCon UK, the UK's premiere Gay Conference, guest speaker and affirmed "pink-potter" Dr. John Reid today confirmed that he was the mystery "Hetero Male" viewer of BBC's acclaimed pansy singing...
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Funny story: Government Backs Down - Public Inquiry Soon

Government Backs Down - Public Inquiry Soon

After intense public and media pressure, the Government this morning caved-in, and has said that it will, after all, hold a Public Inquiry. Indeed, the Home Secretary John Reid, a dimwit, confirmed t...
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Funny story: John Reid announces every day to be April Fools Day

John Reid announces every day to be April Fools Day

I suppose that the next logical step after Tesco law, should be the introduction of Tesco jails. Local clinks are to be built on every street corner, to imprison for up to 4 hours, anyone found to be dropping litter or allowing their dogs to foul the...
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Funny story: Reid Unveils 'Bloody Foreigner' Plan

Reid Unveils 'Bloody Foreigner' Plan

Home Secretary and celebrated dimwit John Reid has said that a clampdown has been launched targetting "bloody foreigners who come to our country illegitimately and steal our benefits and women".
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Funny story: John Reid Takes Action On Guns

John Reid Takes Action On Guns

John Reid has taken decisive action by going out with a high powered rifle and shooting anyone he thinks may have a gun on or about their person.
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Funny story: Fake Doctor Gillian McKeith Gets Support From Dr. John Reid

Fake Doctor Gillian McKeith Gets Support From Dr. John Reid

Dr. Gillian McKeith, the TV nutritionalist, who has been told by the advertising standards authority not to use her doctorate to endorse products because it's not up to much, has received support from fellow Scot, Dr. John Reid (...
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Funny story: Do-Gooders Who Sign Identity Cards Petition Are Beaten Up

Do-Gooders Who Sign Identity Cards Petition Are Beaten Up

When the group NO2ID travelled to Downing Street and delivered a petition signed by 18 million people opposed to the introduction of identity cards, they got more than they bargained for. On their return, each of the people who had signed the petitio...
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Funny story: Britain is Far Better Than Brazil At Everything

Britain is Far Better Than Brazil At Everything

Compared with Brazil, the UK's kids are happy as sandboys. They are not gun crazy, like Brazilians. Brazil is a pathertic 56th in the world at making money per head, whereas we're a mighty 19th. And...
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Funny story: Comedians defend Reid heckler: "I've never got his jokes either"

Comedians defend Reid heckler: "I've never got his jokes either"

Some of Britain's top comedians and Ben Elton have rallied round Abu Izzadeen, the Muslim preacher who was arrested for heckling John Reid.
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Funny story: "John Reid is a Dimwit" - Clever Man

"John Reid is a Dimwit" - Clever Man

British Home Secretary John Reid has come under fire once more today, as the row over jailing dangerous criminals intensifies.
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Funny story: London Alert After 'Fiend' Talks to Neighbour

London Alert After 'Fiend' Talks to Neighbour

Armed police closed off areas of Hackney today, after a man talked to his neighbour sparking off a major security alert. The man, Den Macintosh who got away, is thought to have visited several shops, buying...
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Funny story: All UK Residents To Be Fitted With Tracker Chip By 2012

All UK Residents To Be Fitted With Tracker Chip By 2012

As part of the government's relentless plan to snoop on people 24 hours a day, news is emerging about a leaked memo that will see all of us being fitted with microchips if new proposed legislation is passed.
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Funny story: Prescott and Reid in Scuffle: More bad news for the government.

Prescott and Reid in Scuffle: More bad news for the government.

Deputy Prime Minister and ladies man John Prescott is to have a fight with Sycophantic Home Secretary John Reid this afternoon at half past three.
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Funny story: Secret Home Office Report: Masturbation rife in Britain's Prisons.

Secret Home Office Report: Masturbation rife in Britain's Prisons.

A disturbing new report by the home office has been leaked to the press in which it is revealed that British prisoners are masturbating up to five times a day. This is the latest revelation to rock the home office, described be weasel John Reid last...
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