Dr John Reid has confirmed that he is to end his 4 year reign as chairman of Celtic FC.
The former Labour minister will be succeeded by whisky magnate and fellow lifelong Hoops fan, Ian Bankier.
Confirming that he will stand down at the club's...
Former home secretary has been arrested today after being stopped by the police for indecently exposing his head in public.
In his final speech as Home Secretary, John Reid has announced radical new plans to reduce the UK's soaring crime rate, overhaul sentencing and address the problem of over crowded prisons.
In an unprecented move, outgoing Home Secretary John Reid has granted early release to potential murderer Albert Toshack, 4, from Wirral.
John Reid, New Labour's Thug-in-chief, has outlined plans to invite the nation's taxi drivers into the policy-making progress. This comes after the success of the "chemical castration" proposal for paedophiles, suggested by cabbie,...
LIVERPOOL, UK - 06/06/07. At GayCon UK, the UK's premiere Gay Conference, guest speaker and affirmed "pink-potter" Dr. John Reid today confirmed that he was the mystery "Hetero Male" viewer of BBC's acclaimed pansy singing...
After intense public and media pressure, the Government this morning caved-in, and has said that it will, after all, hold a Public Inquiry. Indeed, the Home Secretary John Reid, a dimwit, confirmed t...
I suppose that the next logical step after Tesco law, should be the introduction of Tesco jails. Local clinks are to be built on every street corner, to imprison for up to 4 hours, anyone found to be dropping litter or allowing their dogs to foul the...
Home Secretary and celebrated dimwit John Reid has said that a clampdown has been launched targetting "bloody foreigners who come to our country illegitimately and steal our benefits and women".
John Reid has taken decisive action by going out with a high powered rifle and shooting anyone he thinks may have a gun on or about their person.
Dr. Gillian McKeith, the TV nutritionalist, who has been told by the advertising standards authority not to use her doctorate to endorse products because it's not up to much, has received support from fellow Scot, Dr. John Reid (...
When the group NO2ID travelled to Downing Street and delivered a petition signed by 18 million people opposed to the introduction of identity cards, they got more than they bargained for. On their return, each of the people who had signed the petitio...
Compared with Brazil, the UK's kids are happy as sandboys. They are not gun crazy, like Brazilians. Brazil is a pathertic 56th in the world at making money per head, whereas we're a mighty 19th. And...
Some of Britain's top comedians and Ben Elton have rallied round Abu Izzadeen, the Muslim preacher who was arrested for heckling John Reid.
British Home Secretary John Reid has come under fire once more today, as the row over jailing dangerous criminals intensifies.
Armed police closed off areas of Hackney today, after a man talked to his neighbour sparking off a major security alert. The man, Den Macintosh who got away, is thought to have visited several shops, buying...
As part of the government's relentless plan to snoop on people 24 hours a day, news is emerging about a leaked memo that will see all of us being fitted with microchips if new proposed legislation is passed.
Deputy Prime Minister and ladies man John Prescott is to have a fight with Sycophantic Home Secretary John Reid this afternoon at half past three.
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