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Funny story: Hull Set To Be Renamed 'Hell' As Part Of Tourism Drive

Hull Set To Be Renamed 'Hell' As Part Of Tourism Drive

Council chiefs in Kingston-Upon-Hull have unveiled a proposal designed to boost the city's tourism industry. Their madcap idea is to rename the city 'Hell'. Council spokesman Claude Dogsbody explained the barmy plans earlier today. "Tourism fig...
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Funny story: Louise Mensch Terrified John Prescott Will Win Political Tweeter of the Year Award

Louise Mensch Terrified John Prescott Will Win Political Tweeter of the Year Award

Friends of Louise Mensch have revealed that she is being tormented by nightmares about losing the Political Tweeter of the Year award to John Prescott. Both politicians have been nominated for the award, but Louise is the only one in the world w...
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Funny story: Prescott brain goes under the hammer

Prescott brain goes under the hammer

Nathaniel Prescott, previously known as John has put his old brain up for auction with a reserve price of between 4 - 6 million Euros according to Burnhams Auction house in Mayfair. Director, David Spinks believes it will be of special interest to...
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Funny story: Lord John Prescott to open newly discovered Hull Barrier Reef

Lord John Prescott to open newly discovered Hull Barrier Reef

Lord Prescott, former deputy prime minister and Secretary of State for Chinese take-aways, is the special guest at a ceremony to celebrate the opening of the Hull Barrier Reef. Speaking at a special luncheon for the Hull Association of Street Drin...
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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks Computer Hard Drive Eaten By Dog Say Police

Rebekah Brooks Computer Hard Drive Eaten By Dog Say Police

A secret source within the Metropolitan Police has announced that the police were not able to recover Rebekah Brooks' computer hard drive because it had been eaten by her dog. This is the second time the police have used this excuse for not inve...
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Funny story: "45 Messages From John Prescott Hacked" Court Told - Former Deputy Prime Minister to seek Judicial Review

"45 Messages From John Prescott Hacked" Court Told - Former Deputy Prime Minister to seek Judicial Review

A private investigator is said to have intercepted up to 45 messages from the then Deputy Prime Minister and then emailed them to the News of the Screws, the High Court heard today. Lord Prescott's lawyers told how their client had been the victim...
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Funny story: Prescott's Vendetta Over Phone Hacking

Prescott's Vendetta Over Phone Hacking

Burly Prezza is angry that he has been the victim of phone hacking by the News of The World. Strong man Prezza is set to have a Western style showdown with News International. Angry Prezza was humiliated when pictures of him fondling diary secreta...
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Funny story: John Prescott ate his telephone, say Police

John Prescott ate his telephone, say Police

The London police are tonight trying out an unusual defence plea after a complaint by John Prescott that they did not follow up a lead that his phone calls were being tapped by the News of the World. The police are claiming that they did send so...
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Funny story: Prescott fails to become Treasurer. Quits in a huff.

Prescott fails to become Treasurer. Quits in a huff.

The Big Man himself has quit politics all together after being left out of Ed Miliband's Labour party shake up. The former Deputy PM under Tony Blair appealed to new Labour Leader Eddie for the position of Treasurer of the Exchequer. Unsurprisingl...
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Funny story: "My Phone Tap Hell" By John Prescott

"My Phone Tap Hell" By John Prescott

The amazing story of how John Prescott's phone tap hell saved his life has been revealed by a close friend for the first time. The friend has disclosed how the phone tap crises brought Prezza back from the brink of life threatening obesity and saved...
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Funny story: Harold Wilson 'is John Prescott's DNA Pa' Blair memoir reveals

Harold Wilson 'is John Prescott's DNA Pa' Blair memoir reveals

London - (Gonads): Cryptographers in MI5's Filthy Bastards Division have decoded another chapter in Blair's amnesia-riddled hagiography. This reveals Blair always knew that KGB bastard and ex-UK Prime Monster Harold Wilson fathered Labour's pie-g...
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Funny story: "Dodgy" Prescott admits decision to invade Iraq was very "Dodgy"!

"Dodgy" Prescott admits decision to invade Iraq was very "Dodgy"!

At last "Dodgy" John Prescott has admitted taking the Uk into war with Iraq was an utmost "dodgy" decision, a fact that the whole of the UK knew at the time, but was completely ignored. The hype and bullshit created by Blair, Bush and the rest of...
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Funny story: Prescott Now Showing His Colours

Prescott Now Showing His Colours

Retired boxer John Prescott has taken up his seat in the House of Lords, becoming Baron Prescott of Kingston-Upon-Thames. Lord Prescott, deputy to Joe Frazier for 10 years, was watched by his wife Pauline, without whom his popular affair wouldn't...
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Funny story: John Prescott gets soap stuck up own arse

John Prescott gets soap stuck up own arse

We have received reports that last night, the former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott, was rushed to hospital where a block of soap was removed from his rectum. Early details were vague, the rumour being that Mr. Prescott was involved in some w...
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Funny story: John Prescott in Stunning Anorexia Revelations

John Prescott in Stunning Anorexia Revelations

British politics was rocked today following shock revelations by New New Labour apparatchik's that for the last 40 years; John Prescott has been wearing a fat suit and high-tech prosthetics designed by NASA to disguise the fact that he is actually an...
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Funny story: Prescott's chipolata set to sizzle

Prescott's chipolata set to sizzle

Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott today announced that he is to retire from politics to forge a new career as a celebrity chef. Prescott told a hushed and empty House of Commons: "Ever since I bought a burger van three weeks ago, I have dream...
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Funny story: Come back John, all is forgiven

Come back John, all is forgiven

Question...what is the reward for voting labour? Answer... a minimum of nine bins and an alien for a neighbour. The idiots running Great Britain from the European parliament are at it again forcing daft Brits to toe their increasingly ridiculous line or face huge fines for putting too much shit in the landfill sites. But what about the mountain of doggy crap currently being deposited in lamp an...
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Funny story: John Prescott knows about egg on face and comes to the rescue

John Prescott knows about egg on face and comes to the rescue

Top twit of the year award goes to that used to be Labour candidate Stuart McLennan. He's even more of a twit than that trio of public school twits, Cameron, Osbourne and Johnson. Even more than Reid and Pricey could be, he has outwitted them. Old...
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