As the first half of Super Bowl 43 came to a close with the Green Bay Packers leading 21-10, former head coach and beloved NFL color commentator John Madden knew it was time.
Despite having no idea what time is was, or for that matter how he had g...
The legendary John Madden, football commentator and computer game mogul, announced his retirement from the sporting world today.
Madden, aged 73, became famous following a national campaign to find a future Sports Announcer with the name "John Mad...
John Madden, the burly former Oakland Raiders coach who has been one of pro football's most popular broadcast analysts for three decades, is calling it quits.
"I'm calling it quits", stated Madden Wednesday.
Madden worked for the past three sea...
Sources in the NFL have just confirmed that the head of legendary broadcaster John Madden has grown another 4 inches in diameter. Madden was again forced to throw out all of his t-shirts and buy new ones with larger neck holes.
PALO ALTO, Calif. -- Just days after its release, Electronic Arts has announced the recall of all EA SPORTS Madden NFL 07 videogame DVDs and cartridges for all platforms. The recall came after gamers grumbled that no matter what teams or players they...
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