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Funny story: John Lewis Delivery Service Leaves Local Man A Gibbering Wreck

John Lewis Delivery Service Leaves Local Man A Gibbering Wreck

A local man was recovering at home today after a top department store delivered a new washing machine. Mr Pendulum Vase, 47, of Bective Avenue, was found collapsed on the living room floor about 4pm yesterday by his wife Primula. She said: "We...
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Funny story: Lewis beats Hamilton in World Darts Grand Prix final

Lewis beats Hamilton in World Darts Grand Prix final

In the final of the darts grand prix last night, Adrian Lewis beat Andy Hamilton in a pulsating final that was almost as interesting as watching men drive cars very fastly round a circular track for hours on end until waved to stop by a flag. Afte...
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Funny story: MP-only sale at John Lewis Partnership shops

MP-only sale at John Lewis Partnership shops

John Lewis Partnership department stores nationwide are throwing open their doors on Sunday 27th April in a special "Expenses Day" sale exclusively for MPs.
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Plans for Bergdahl Post-CourtMartial Leaked

Another leak from the Empire Palace reveals Barack I will appoint Beau Bergdahl--after his court-martial--as His Excellency's Ambassador to the Taliban, given Bergdahls' extensive connections there.
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