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Ringo Confesses that Paul McCartney Really Died in 1965

Funny story: Ringo Confesses that Paul McCartney Really Died in 1965

New evidence shows that what for over fifty years was believed to be a mere hoax is in fact a stranger than fiction reality. Paul McCartney actually did die in 1965, and was replaced by look-alike and sound-alike William Campbell. This new evidence...

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Yoko: Glad Sir Paul Admitted John Wrote Lyrics

Funny story: Yoko: Glad Sir Paul Admitted John Wrote Lyrics

Yoko Ono's reaction to Paul McCartney's admission that John wrote most of the lyrics to the Lennon-McCartney will be good for Paul. She reportedly stated that John had asked her not to say a word about it but she feels free to talk now. She sai...

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Paul McCartney Admits John Wrote Most of Their Songs

Funny story: Paul McCartney Admits John Wrote Most of Their Songs

Famous Beatle Paul McCartney says it's a relief to get it off his shoulders but that he has admitted that Lennon-McCartney on the records were mostly Lennon and a lot less McCartney. Paul spoke with just a few writers, one from the Rolling Stone w...

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John Lennon To Be Cloned?

Funny story: John Lennon To Be Cloned?

A Canadian dentist has plans to clone the late Beatle, John Lennon after purchasing his tooth a couple of years ago for over $30,000. This was revealed recently during an episode of Dead Famous DNA on Channel 4 in England. Canadian dentist Dr.

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Documents Reveal That Beatles Almost Joined Lawrence Welk's TV Show

Funny story: Documents Reveal That Beatles Almost Joined Lawrence Welk's TV Show

ESCONDIDO, CA-Recently discovered archives at the Lawrence Welk resort near this city, belonging to the eponymous bandleader suggest that the Beatles might have joined Welk and his Musical Family when they visited the United States in 1964. There...

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Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Funny story: Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Former Beatle and present rock god Sir Paul McCartney, who confessed that he often talked to the late John Lennon to get song ideas, gave half of the royalties on those songs that John helped with to John's widow Yoko Ono. "It's just a gesture...

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Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Funny story: Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Former Beatle and present rock god Sir Paul McCartney, who confessed that he often talked to the late John Lennon to get song ideas, gave half of the royalties on those songs that John helped with to John's widow Yoko Ono. "It's just a gesture...

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George Harrison Pissed Because Paul McCartney Doesn't Ask Him For Song Ideas

Funny story: George Harrison Pissed Because Paul McCartney Doesn't Ask Him For Song Ideas

London, England George Harrison, who died in 2001, appeared in a seance last week to announce that he was pissed and had his feelings hurt when Paul McCartney mentioned that he sometimes talks to John Lennon and asks him for song advice. George,...

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Millions of "black holes" found in the Royal Albert Hall, not space!

Funny story: Millions of "black holes" found in the Royal Albert Hall, not space!

Sceintists have discovered millions of black holes and at first the scientific fraternity thought they were talking about those black holes a trillion miles away from earth; they could never have been further from the truth! The black holes have b...

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Sir Paul McCartney To Release New Version of 'Hey Jude'

Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney To Release New Version of 'Hey Jude'

Sir Paul McCartney has announced he is to release a new updated version of The Beatles 1968 classic 'Hey Jude'. Sir Paul, who performed Hey Jude during his recent live London 2012 Olympic Games opening ceremony gig on 27 July impressed himself so muc...

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A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paul McCartney of The Beatles

Funny story: A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paul McCartney of The Beatles

Paul McCartney played the bass guitar with The Beatles which is the most famous band in the history of recorded music. The Beatles got their start back in the early 60s at Liverpool's Cavern Club. At one time they were actually known as The Silver Beatles but McCartney suggested that the the name be shortened to just The Beatles in order to be able to fit the name on the front of Ringo's Lud...

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The Reason Why The Beatles Museum In Hamburg, Germany Is Closing

Funny story: The Reason Why The Beatles Museum In Hamburg, Germany Is Closing

HAMBURG, Germany - The great big yellow submarine that looms over the entrance to The Beatlemania Museum in downtown Hamburg will soon be sailing away for parts unknown. Loretta Piffinshaw with London's Ta Ta For Now News traveled to the German ci...

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Ten More Little Known Facts About John Lennon of The Beatles

December 8, 2011, marks the 31st anniversary of the passing of John Lennon who was part of the Beatles considered by many to be the greatest rock and roll band of all time. Hundreds of articles have been written about John over the past years including some which talked about the performers who influenced him, his early childhood growing up in Liverpool, and his uncanny ability to write a compl...

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Liam Gallagher Sues Himself

In the latest twist in the never-ending Liam Gallagher saga, the pop star is reportedly suing himself, legal documents show. The suit accuses Gallagher of flagrant prattery, unseemly arseholery, and excessive knobheadery. The former Oasis fro...

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Tooth Fairy Sues Omega Auction House for Sale of John Lennon's Tooth!

Funny story: Tooth Fairy Sues Omega Auction House for Sale of John Lennon's Tooth!

London - In court in London today the Tooth Fairy filed a lawsuit against Omega Auction house for selling a tooth belonging to the late John Lennon. "This tooth was never properly put under a pillow for me to take by Mr. Lennon,therefore I should...

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The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool Has Been Broken Into

Funny story: The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool Has Been Broken Into

LIVERPOOL - The curator of the Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum Bickerton T. Featherstone has reported that overnight thieves broke into the museum and made off with some valuable Beatles memorabilia, artifacts, mementos, and relics.

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Ringo Starr of The Beatles Finally Wins His Supreme Court Case After 45 Years In Litigation

Funny story: Ringo Starr of The Beatles Finally Wins His Supreme Court Case After 45 Years In Litigation

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Richard Starkey, aka Ringo Starr, 70, sat in his mansion Yellow Submarine Estates, nestled in the Hollywood Hills with a look of sheer satisfaction showing on his face. The man who had been the drummer for the greatest band in hi...

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John Lennon and George turn in their graves as Susan Boyle is announced as the UK's top, pop artist!

Funny story: John Lennon and George turn in their graves as Susan Boyle is announced as the UK's top, pop artist!

Susan Boyle has just been announced as the UK's top, pop artist and no other UK artist or group can even "lick her pussy in boots" (Who'd want to?). This shocking news had ex-Beatles John & George turning in their graves and Paul & Ringo re-r...

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