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Funny story:  The Reason Why The Beatles Museum In Hamburg, Germany Is Closing

The Reason Why The Beatles Museum In Hamburg, Germany Is Closing

HAMBURG, Germany - The great big yellow submarine that looms over the entrance to The Beatlemania Museum in downtown Hamburg will soon be sailing away for parts unknown. Loretta Piffinshaw with London's Ta Ta For Now News traveled to the German ci...
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Funny story:  Ten More Little Known Facts About John Lennon of The Beatles

Ten More Little Known Facts About John Lennon of The Beatles

December 8, 2011, marks the 31st anniversary of the passing of John Lennon who was part of the Beatles considered by many to be the greatest rock and roll band of all time. Hundreds of articles have been written about John over the past years including some which talked about the performers who influenced him, his early childhood growing up in Liverpool, and his uncanny ability to write a compl...
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Funny story:  Liam Gallagher Sues Himself

Liam Gallagher Sues Himself

In the latest twist in the never-ending Liam Gallagher saga, the pop star is reportedly suing himself, legal documents show. The suit accuses Gallagher of flagrant prattery, unseemly arseholery, and excessive knobheadery. The former Oasis fro...
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Funny story:  Tooth Fairy Sues Omega Auction House for Sale of John Lennon's Tooth!

Tooth Fairy Sues Omega Auction House for Sale of John Lennon's Tooth!

London - In court in London today the Tooth Fairy filed a lawsuit against Omega Auction house for selling a tooth belonging to the late John Lennon. "This tooth was never properly put under a pillow for me to take by Mr. Lennon,therefore I should...
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Funny story:  Pope Beatifies John Lennon And Paul McCartney

Pope Beatifies John Lennon And Paul McCartney

Vatican City-- A very stoned Pope Benedict XVI has just beatified rock legends John Lennon and Paul McCartney by mistake. The stoner pope smoked too much weed before the ceremony, and confused John and Paul with Pope John Paul II. The beatification...
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Funny story:  The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool Has Been Broken Into

The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool Has Been Broken Into

LIVERPOOL - The curator of the Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum Bickerton T. Featherstone has reported that overnight thieves broke into the museum and made off with some valuable Beatles memorabilia, artifacts, mementos, and relics.
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Funny story:  Ringo Starr of The Beatles Finally Wins His Supreme Court Case After 45 Years In Litigation

Ringo Starr of The Beatles Finally Wins His Supreme Court Case After 45 Years In Litigation

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Richard Starkey, aka Ringo Starr, 70, sat in his mansion Yellow Submarine Estates, nestled in the Hollywood Hills with a look of sheer satisfaction showing on his face. The man who had been the drummer for the greatest band in hi...
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Funny story:  John Lennon and George turn in their graves as Susan Boyle is announced as the UK's top, pop artist!

John Lennon and George turn in their graves as Susan Boyle is announced as the UK's top, pop artist!

Susan Boyle has just been announced as the UK's top, pop artist and no other UK artist or group can even "lick her pussy in boots" (Who'd want to?). This shocking news had ex-Beatles John & George turning in their graves and Paul & Ringo re-r...
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Funny story:  Lennon Nets Award

Lennon Nets Award

Celtic manager Neil Lennon has won the Clydesdale Bank Scottish Premier League Most Unpopular Manager Of The Month for January. This presents a major achievement for the Parkhead boss as its the first time the same manager has won the award for Au...
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Funny story:  £5 John Lennon Commemorative Coin Worth £7.25 Already!

£5 John Lennon Commemorative Coin Worth £7.25 Already!

Skoob News can reveal that this Christmas's most popular stocking filler is likely to be the Royal Mint's £5 coin commemorating the thirtieth anniversary of John Lennon's tragic demise. We can exclusively reveal, that already the commemorative coi...
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Funny story:  John Lennon Murder - 30th Anniversary - Mark Chapman To Spend Day In Quiet Contemplation

John Lennon Murder - 30th Anniversary - Mark Chapman To Spend Day In Quiet Contemplation

30 years ago today, on December 8th 1980, former Beatle, John Winston Lennon was shot five times in the back as he entered the Dakota building in New York City, by crazed 'fan' Mark Chapman. Devoted fans are expected to gather today in Liverpool a...
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Funny story:  John Lennon Letter Could Fetch Millions

John Lennon Letter Could Fetch Millions

London - Thirty years ago on December 8th, John Lennon was murdered outside his Dakota apartment in New York City, by Mark David Chapman. Manfred Man didn't know he would be making history when he decided to renovate DC5, his flat at the Sie Liebt...
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Funny story:  John Lennon Reincarnated As Parrot

John Lennon Reincarnated As Parrot

Liverpool, England-- A 29-year old talking parrot could be the reincarnation of John Lennon. The green and yellow Amazon parrot was hatched from an egg just a few days after Lennon was slain in 1980. The talkative bird was raised listening to music...
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Funny story:  X-Factor - Aiden Grimshaw Murders John Lennon All Over Again

X-Factor - Aiden Grimshaw Murders John Lennon All Over Again

Poor old John Lennon. The former Beatle, who would be seventy years old today had he not been shot dead in the entrance way of Manhattan's Dakota building by deranged fan Mark Chapman on December 8th 1980, was last night cruelly murdered all over aga...
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Funny story:  Jonas Brothers Celebrate John, Not Ringo!

Jonas Brothers Celebrate John, Not Ringo!

The Jonas Brothers decided to use YouTube to celebrate and remember the late John Lennon on Lennon's 70th birthday. "Wow. If he were here today he'd look funny", stated Nick Jonas. "I mean, look at all those old farts. I guess Ono would have him a...
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Funny story:  John Lennon's 70th Birthday By Yokel OhNo!

John Lennon's 70th Birthday By Yokel OhNo!

If John Lennon had lived to be 70, Yoko Ono thinks he would have been more relaxed about the milestone than he was about his 40th birthday, according to a report carried by the 'Daily Blabbermouth'. OhNo recalls the ex-Beatle fretting about reachi...
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Funny story:  John Lennon Tribute Guitar Fails To Impress Axemen

John Lennon Tribute Guitar Fails To Impress Axemen

Legendary guitar manufacturer Gibson has been slammed by guitarists for its plans to release a John Lennon "signature" model. Asked by Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono, to mark his 70th birthday, Gibson plan to release a limited number of specially-built...
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Funny story:  Yoko Ono returns to Liverpool and promises not to sing!

Yoko Ono returns to Liverpool and promises not to sing!

Yoko Ono returned to Liverpool, John's birthplace, to celebrate what would have been his 70th bithday, but was begged by the Mayor not to give a rendition of any classic Beatles songs in public, she promised not to! Yoko did actually attempt on s...
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