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Funny story: John Kerry/EU: You're Gonna Make me Verbose When You Go

John Kerry/EU: You're Gonna Make me Verbose When You Go

John Kerry has issued a (somewhat) heartfelt and (entirely) disinterested plea for Europe to stay in the EU. But for some reason his customary shine, polish and wide-eyed eloquence of a typical well-beloved fairly centre-leaning Secretary of State has temporarily deserted him. For some inexplicable reason, the notable public figure in question is straying into the kind of long-winded verbo...
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Funny story: Turkey answers Cantlie video with new hostage reporter on the Kobani border

Turkey answers Cantlie video with new hostage reporter on the Kobani border

The startling John Cantlie video from Kobani just posted by ISIS has been answered from across the border in Turkey by a new video featuring a reporter named Clarence Willnotlie. Analysts suspect this new "reporter" may not be a hostage under any...
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Funny story: Several Members of John Kerry's Security Detail Drop Dead From Boredom

Several Members of John Kerry's Security Detail Drop Dead From Boredom

Jerusalem - Most people would assume that working in a Secret Service position for a high ranking government official would be one of the most adrenaline-filled, exciting jobs one could ever have. But when that high ranking government official ha...
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Funny story: US sending 500 million down the rathole of Syria to carefully vetted rebels at various sign-up stations directed by Mr. Kerry

US sending 500 million down the rathole of Syria to carefully vetted rebels at various sign-up stations directed by Mr. Kerry

President Obama and his State Department are insisting there is no contradiction whatever between supporting Sunni rebels in Syria and fighting them in Iraq. The key safeguard is the "careful vetting." As Mr. Kerry has shown repeatedly, the US...
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Funny story: Egypt's al-Sisi bites Kerry's ear

Egypt's al-Sisi bites Kerry's ear

Egypt's president, Abdel Fatah al-Sisi, is claiming his recent response to Mr. Kerry's ear was inspired by world cup soccer player Luis Suarez, and "couldn't be avoided." After the recent verdict concerning the Al Jazeera journalists, Mr. Kerry, w...
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Funny story: Crude will rocket to $150 a barrel as Iranian 'peacekeepers' help Iraq

Crude will rocket to $150 a barrel as Iranian 'peacekeepers' help Iraq

Washington - Iran's Ayatollahs are offering to pour oil on troubled waters by sending a 100,000-strong pisskeeping farce to neighboring Iraq. A lot of Russian-sourced hardware like ground-to-air missal launchers and photon torpedoes are also thoug...
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Funny story: Bargain Basement Prices: One US Private For Five Taliban Generals

Bargain Basement Prices: One US Private For Five Taliban Generals

President Obama has done it again. He refers to it as: "No soldier left behind." In reality, the prisoner of war exchange was more like a bargain basement sale: five for one. Obana was also interested in closing Guantanamo. Apparently one US priv...
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Funny story: Secretary Kerry proposes his own resignation to start new how-to-man-up school

Secretary Kerry proposes his own resignation to start new how-to-man-up school

A spokesperson for White House Press Secretary Jay Carney has denied Mr. Kerry is seeking permission to resign and start a new school emphasizing "how to man up." But this rumor has persisted since Mr. Kerry insisted on CBS news that Edward Snowde...
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Funny story: New war app developing for latest State Department ideas as with bombing Syria to back off Russia in Ukraine

New war app developing for latest State Department ideas as with bombing Syria to back off Russia in Ukraine

Major internet companies are announcing a new app which will pipeline US State Department interests in encouraging wars here and there across the globe. This development has been inspired by a German innovation which locates comfort females on th...
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Funny story: MSM and State Department to be given awards for horse stool factor in the news

MSM and State Department to be given awards for horse stool factor in the news

A spokesperson for US and UK main stream media and Secretary Kerry has admitted the quality of information on current and forthcoming wars has been re-configured. It now has the status of materials falling from the hind quarters of various horses...
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Funny story: Baseball's umpires-in-New-York system applied to international disputes backfires and alarms The Pope

Baseball's umpires-in-New-York system applied to international disputes backfires and alarms The Pope

As with current major league baseball rules for challenging controversial calls, international disputes are now monitored similarly. An umpire from the US is joined by one from Russia, with the third appointed by The Vatican. The three calls to...
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Funny story: Back off and back to strategies as US and Russia trade charges while Saudi Arabia changes support of jihadis in Syria

Back off and back to strategies as US and Russia trade charges while Saudi Arabia changes support of jihadis in Syria

Saying "back off!" loudly, as with a warning to the pit bull eyeing the ankles and growling, is a tactic Mr. Kerry and Mr. Lavrov can testify to following their meeting. For Mr. Kerry, Russia needs to back off its troops along the borders of Ukrai...
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Funny story: The President's clothes in disarray with sundry elephants in the room (and aboard Air Force One)

The President's clothes in disarray with sundry elephants in the room (and aboard Air Force One)

President Obama is reported seeking a hair and wardrobe advisor, who is also versatile with speech-making. The President is having problems with collars that flap up and won't stay down, assorted Bearnaise mustard stains, plus he has been glimpse...
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Funny story: Feinstein vs. Brennan combo boxing and mud wrestling at Madison Square Garden draws noisy crowd

Feinstein vs. Brennan combo boxing and mud wrestling at Madison Square Garden draws noisy crowd

Senator Feinstein and CIA head John Brennan's squabble over spying on the senate oversight committee reached new heights of rancour at Madison Square Garden last night. The New York Times reports these opponents created an "unsavory melee" and "v...
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Funny story: Kerry gives Russia until Monday to withdraw from Crimea, agree to the Victoria Nuland plan, and give up cabbage soup

Kerry gives Russia until Monday to withdraw from Crimea, agree to the Victoria Nuland plan, and give up cabbage soup

A representative of Secretary of State Mr. John Kerry has emphasized that a "Serious series of severe situations has brought Mr. Kerry to the conclusion Russia must go. By Monday." Further, Mr. Putin has badly underestimated the intentions of the...
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Funny story: Kerry and McCain duet to perform The Nuland Concerto on Ukraine crisis with Yats (possibly) on harmonica

Kerry and McCain duet to perform The Nuland Concerto on Ukraine crisis with Yats (possibly) on harmonica

The latest diplomatic effort from the US on the crisis in Ukraine will feature a stage performance in Kiev. This effort will be dedicated to the new government forming there under the leadership of Mr. Yatsenyuk (aka "Yats"). The US has catego...
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Funny story: President Obummer warns President Putin of "severe consequences" over Ukraine invasion

President Obummer warns President Putin of "severe consequences" over Ukraine invasion

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- President Barack Obummer is finding that his pen and his 'phone do not have the effect that he desires in matters of foreign diplomacy. In writing, Obummer has warned Russian president Vladimir Putin, known to his former KGB...
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Funny story: Washington brains resume call for regime change in Syria via good guy militants, sanctions, and crystal ball deliberations

Washington brains resume call for regime change in Syria via good guy militants, sanctions, and crystal ball deliberations

Led by the Albright Stonebridge Group (ASG) and its Chairman, Samuel "Sandy" Berger, new neo-con thinking has emerged looking forward on US interests in the current Syria tragedy. Mr. Berger believes a revitalized combination of approaches is need...
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