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Funny story: Barack Obama's real birth Pa named as JFK's Dallas assassin

Barack Obama's real birth Pa named as JFK's Dallas assassin

Washington A/D [Reuterus] - A secret pact between the faux royal Queen Elizabeth and George Bush Senior has kept President John F Kennedy's real assassin snug-as-a-bug-in-a-rug for the last 50 years according to confidential documents decrypted by Wi...
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Funny story: WTF! JK Claims JR Killed JFK

WTF! JK Claims JR Killed JFK

Bewigged, bothered and bewildered US Secretary of State John Kerry today let slip in an unguarded moment that there was evidence that Texan oilman and rancher the late JR Ewing had been involved in the 1963 assassination of President Jack Kennedy. In...
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Funny story: Did Joseph Kennedy want his son killed for his own egomania?

Did Joseph Kennedy want his son killed for his own egomania?

BOSTON--A just-found treasure of diaries, tape recordings, scribblings and notes on napkins from the John F. Kennedy presidential library here has conspiracy theorists involved with the assassination of President John F. Kennedy almost half a century...
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Funny story: The Bushes feared FBI's 'Vulcan mind meld' machine would unravel secrets of dead JFK's brain

The Bushes feared FBI's 'Vulcan mind meld' machine would unravel secrets of dead JFK's brain

Washington - More details have emerged about Bobby Kennedy's bizarre theft of his deceased brother's brain from an FBI autopsy slab in 1963 which recent reports have to the presence of an unmatched bullet buried deep inside the President's cerebral c...
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Funny story: The President's brain really was missing

The President's brain really was missing

Dallas, Texas - A Kennedy Clan cloning factory took covert possession of JFK's brain soon after George Bush Junior and wingman Grassi Noel pumped it full of bullets on November 22 1963. And whatever presidential remains lie buried at Arlington Nat...
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Funny story: Curse of the Kennedys of Luck of the Irish?

Curse of the Kennedys of Luck of the Irish?

New Ross, Ireland - Superstitious members of the Kennedy clan beware; a memorial flame commemorating the 50th anniversary of President John F Kennedy's visit to Ireland has suddenly blown out just daze after being lit by former First Daughter Caroli...
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Funny story: Nazi gold sleuth wants to dredge Central Park's Jackie O Reservoir

Nazi gold sleuth wants to dredge Central Park's Jackie O Reservoir

New York - It started decades ago as a quirky hobby digging for links between the Nazis and two US presidential families - the Kennedys and the Bushes - who'd made a packet in World War II contraband deals. This week a dramatic turnaround sees ren...
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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Reveals Inspiration Behind His Books

Bill O'Reilly Reveals Inspiration Behind His Books

Fox News' chief of making speculation sound like actual facts, Bill O'Reilly, has revealed where he got the idea for his latest books 'Killing Lincoln' and 'Killing Kennedy'. O'Reilly, who co-wrote the books with the rarely mentioned Martin Dugard...
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Funny story: Trump to reveal Kennedy Obama link

Trump to reveal Kennedy Obama link

Donald Trump will today reveal that after years of digging into Barack Obama's birth records he has found out something that will shake the nation to its knees. Obama was born in Hawaii in 1961 but in 1963 when Obama was just two years old he was...
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Funny story: Cold War archives show Dallas star Linda Gray 'is John F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe's daughter'

Cold War archives show Dallas star Linda Gray 'is John F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe's daughter'

Yorba Linda, CA - "No wonder they shot JFK, RFK and dastardly JR," a former curator at the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum commented as news of the DNA test findings finally broke. Buried under mountains of conspiracy theory dossiers...
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Funny story: Conspiracy Theorist Remains Unconvinced

Conspiracy Theorist Remains Unconvinced

Space skeptic Dwain Dufus still does not believe that man has landed on the moon. He also believes that Kennedy was assassinated by NASA because of his obsession with a moon landing before 1970. Of course he conceded that NASA's plan must have bee...
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Funny story: Jackie O's Secret Tapes Reveal A Shockingly Salacious Secret

Jackie O's Secret Tapes Reveal A Shockingly Salacious Secret

BOSTON - Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy was the epitome of a classy political wife. She was married to the president of the United States, the youthful, effervescent John Fitzgerald Kennedy of the Hyannis Port, Massachusetts' Kennedy's. Jackie, as the...
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Funny story: Plans to excavate back garden of London house where Jackie O lived in 1970s

Plans to excavate back garden of London house where Jackie O lived in 1970s

London - The Chelsea property's herbaceous borders may hold one of the hexed US presidential family's best kept secrets, crime archivists warned today. The former First Lady fled to London soon after details of her many affairs threatened to bring...
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Funny story: Cuban Missile Crisis: It Was About Socks, Papers Reveal

Cuban Missile Crisis: It Was About Socks, Papers Reveal

Paperes released this week reveal that one of the most dramatic moments of the Cold War was about socks. Since 1962, when US President John F Kennedy faced down Soviet chief Nikiti Kruschev, the world has believed that the issue was about the cons...
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Funny story: John Kennedy's Murderer Revealed in Tapes Made by Jackie Onassis says Caroline Kennedy

John Kennedy's Murderer Revealed in Tapes Made by Jackie Onassis says Caroline Kennedy

Caroline Kennedy says that she has come into a collection of tapes made by Jackie Kennedy Onassis in which Jackie thought she knew the murderer of her husband, President John F. Kennedy, back in 1963. A spokesman for Caroline says that, although...
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Funny story: 250,000 JFK letters of condolence all say 'Lyndon Johnson ordered hit'

250,000 JFK letters of condolence all say 'Lyndon Johnson ordered hit'

New York - More than a quarter of a million letters of condolence to Jackie Kennedy from grieving American citizens, to be published next month, all point the finger at Vice President Lyndon Johnson for ordering the Dallas hit. It will be the firs...
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Funny story: Nemesis stalks JFK 22/11/63 killer

Nemesis stalks JFK 22/11/63 killer

London - (Grassy Moll): It's looking bleak forty-six years on after her executive order took out President John F Kennedy. Even the world's most protracted cover-up campaign has failed to rub out the uncomfortable details of that perfidity. "El...
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Funny story: Congressman gets day pass from Hell

Congressman gets day pass from Hell

Pearly Gate, Celestial City, Heaven - Yesterday, Sister Mary Jo, resident here these past 40 years since she drowned in an auto "accident", received a surprise visitor. A former Congressman, who for legal reasons will remain nameless, was given a...
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