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Funny story:  Nazi gold sleuth wants to dredge Central Park's Jackie O Reservoir

Nazi gold sleuth wants to dredge Central Park's Jackie O Reservoir

New York - It started decades ago as a quirky hobby digging for links between the Nazis and two US presidential families - the Kennedys and the Bushes - who'd made a packet in World War II contraband deals. This week a dramatic turnaround sees ren...
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Funny story:  Bill O'Reilly Reveals Inspiration Behind His Books

Bill O'Reilly Reveals Inspiration Behind His Books

Fox News' chief of making speculation sound like actual facts, Bill O'Reilly, has revealed where he got the idea for his latest books 'Killing Lincoln' and 'Killing Kennedy'. O'Reilly, who co-wrote the books with the rarely mentioned Martin Dugard...
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Funny story:  Trump to reveal Kennedy Obama link

Trump to reveal Kennedy Obama link

Donald Trump will today reveal that after years of digging into Barack Obama's birth records he has found out something that will shake the nation to its knees. Obama was born in Hawaii in 1961 but in 1963 when Obama was just two years old he was...
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Funny story:  Cold War archives show Dallas star Linda Gray 'is John F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe's daughter'

Cold War archives show Dallas star Linda Gray 'is John F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe's daughter'

Yorba Linda, CA - "No wonder they shot JFK, RFK and dastardly JR," a former curator at the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum commented as news of the DNA test findings finally broke. Buried under mountains of conspiracy theory dossiers...
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Funny story:  Conspiracy Theorist Remains Unconvinced

Conspiracy Theorist Remains Unconvinced

Space skeptic Dwain Dufus still does not believe that man has landed on the moon. He also believes that Kennedy was assassinated by NASA because of his obsession with a moon landing before 1970. Of course he conceded that NASA's plan must have bee...
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Funny story:  Jackie O's Secret Tapes Reveal A  Shockingly Salacious Secret

Jackie O's Secret Tapes Reveal A Shockingly Salacious Secret

BOSTON - Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy was the epitome of a classy political wife. She was married to the president of the United States, the youthful, effervescent John Fitzgerald Kennedy of the Hyannis Port, Massachusetts' Kennedy's. Jackie, as the...
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Funny story:  Plans to excavate back garden of London house where Jackie O lived in 1970s

Plans to excavate back garden of London house where Jackie O lived in 1970s

London - The Chelsea property's herbaceous borders may hold one of the hexed US presidential family's best kept secrets, crime archivists warned today. The former First Lady fled to London soon after details of her many affairs threatened to bring...
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Funny story:  Cuban Missile Crisis: It Was About Socks, Papers Reveal

Cuban Missile Crisis: It Was About Socks, Papers Reveal

Paperes released this week reveal that one of the most dramatic moments of the Cold War was about socks. Since 1962, when US President John F Kennedy faced down Soviet chief Nikiti Kruschev, the world has believed that the issue was about the cons...
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Funny story:  John Kennedy's Murderer Revealed in Tapes Made by Jackie Onassis says Caroline Kennedy

John Kennedy's Murderer Revealed in Tapes Made by Jackie Onassis says Caroline Kennedy

Caroline Kennedy says that she has come into a collection of tapes made by Jackie Kennedy Onassis in which Jackie thought she knew the murderer of her husband, President John F. Kennedy, back in 1963. A spokesman for Caroline says that, although...
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Funny story:  250,000 JFK letters of condolence all say 'Lyndon Johnson ordered hit'

250,000 JFK letters of condolence all say 'Lyndon Johnson ordered hit'

New York - More than a quarter of a million letters of condolence to Jackie Kennedy from grieving American citizens, to be published next month, all point the finger at Vice President Lyndon Johnson for ordering the Dallas hit. It will be the firs...
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Funny story:  Nemesis stalks JFK 22/11/63 killer

Nemesis stalks JFK 22/11/63 killer

London - (Grassy Moll): It's looking bleak forty-six years on after her executive order took out President John F Kennedy. Even the world's most protracted cover-up campaign has failed to rub out the uncomfortable details of that perfidity. "El...
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Funny story:  Congressman gets day pass from Hell

Congressman gets day pass from Hell

Pearly Gate, Celestial City, Heaven - Yesterday, Sister Mary Jo, resident here these past 40 years since she drowned in an auto "accident", received a surprise visitor. A former Congressman, who for legal reasons will remain nameless, was given a...
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Funny story:  Death Cat Visited Ted Kennedy Just Before Death

Death Cat Visited Ted Kennedy Just Before Death

The noted cat, Calvin Oscar, who has been seen going into the rooms of over 50 dying patients at a nursing home in Providence, Rhode Island two years ago, before he was adopted and taken home by a worker there, apparently appeared in the room of Mass...
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Funny story:  Ted Kennedy's Funeral Sets World Record -- Formed Longest Conga Line, Ever!

Ted Kennedy's Funeral Sets World Record -- Formed Longest Conga Line, Ever!

Boston, Massachusetts - It's official. Ted Kennedy's funeral made it into the "Guinness Book of World Records" as not only the biggest Irish Wake ever held in history, but with people cuing up in line to view the body of the friend of the friendless,...
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Funny story:  Body of Ted Kennedy almost taken by Former IRA Terrorist Splinter Cell from Mexico

Body of Ted Kennedy almost taken by Former IRA Terrorist Splinter Cell from Mexico

Boston, Massachusetts - A splinter cell from the former Irish Republican Army (IRA) identifying themselves simply as the "Sons and Daughters of Saint Patrick's Battalion" planned to kidnap the body of famous Irish-American, Ted Kennedy, sometime last...
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Funny story:  Edward "Ted" Kennedy:  "Top Shelf" or just "Bargain Basement"?

Edward "Ted" Kennedy: "Top Shelf" or just "Bargain Basement"?

(New York-NY) Ted Kennedy, the Lion of the Senate or given his girth more like the Whale, died this week. The 40-year Senator eulogized by politicians while Twitter tweets "Mary Jo Kopechne is probably giving Ted an earful right now as he makes his descent into purgatory for a LONG time." What does it mean, not for the Kennedy legacy but for me? Hey, I never claimed to be a saint or even Irish Cat...
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Funny story:  John F. Kennedy Airport To Be Renamed Teddy Kennedy Airport

John F. Kennedy Airport To Be Renamed Teddy Kennedy Airport

NEW YORK CITY - The New York City council has voted to change the name of John F. Kennedy International Airport to Teddy Kennedy International Airport. Councilwoman Chloe Tarantella said that originally the council wanted to rename it The John and...
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Funny story:  Jackson - Small white hatchback implicated!

Jackson - Small white hatchback implicated!

The MJ death mystery took a bizzare and mysterious turn today when it was revealed that a small white hatchback had been seen in the vicinity of Jacksons home in the days preceding his demise. Rumours are rife that the hatchback is eerily similar...
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