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Funny story:  John Edwards elopes with jurors #3, 4, & 5!  Mistrial declared!

John Edwards elopes with jurors #3, 4, & 5! Mistrial declared!

In a stunning development Friday afternoon, the judge in the John Edwards trial declared a mistrial after John Edwards eloped with three jurors in his misuse of campaign funds litigation. The government lawyers were furious as Edward's defense te...
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Funny story:  John Edwards' Life-Threatening Heart Condition Revealed: He Has No Heart

John Edwards' Life-Threatening Heart Condition Revealed: He Has No Heart

A federal judge granted a delay in John Edwards' criminal corruption trial Friday, disclosing that the former presidential candidate has a life-threatening heart condition, a court source confirmed. Edwards appeared at Friday's open hearing in Nor...
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Funny story:  Hugh Hefner, Newt Gingrich, and John Edwards Are The Three Billy Goats Gruff

Hugh Hefner, Newt Gingrich, and John Edwards Are The Three Billy Goats Gruff

LOS ANGELES - Hugh Hefner was dumped by his fiancee four days before their scheduled Hollywood wedding. Newt Gingrich was dumped by his campaign workers and John Edwards was dumped by his 'baby mama.' All three men have been called collectively "T...
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Funny story:  John Edwards auctions off his haircut to pay his legal bills; Trump, Giuliani and Gaga drive up the bidding on eBay

John Edwards auctions off his haircut to pay his legal bills; Trump, Giuliani and Gaga drive up the bidding on eBay

Former presidential candidate, senator and adulterer John Edwards is offering his famous haircut to the highest bidder. Edwards, whose 2008 presidential run ended in scandal, was widely criticized for carrying on an affair with a campaign consulta...
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Funny story:  U.S. Prosecutors Report That Sen. John Edwards Mug Shots Are The Damn Happiest Mug Shots That They've Ever Seen

U.S. Prosecutors Report That Sen. John Edwards Mug Shots Are The Damn Happiest Mug Shots That They've Ever Seen

WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina - Senator John Edwards surrendered to Federal authorities and immediately was finger printed and had his picture taken. United States prosecutors report that the mugs shots of the senator from North Carolina are the d...
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Funny story:  John Edwards' Mistress Rielle Hunter Tells Her Baby Daddy That The Ball Game's Over

John Edwards' Mistress Rielle Hunter Tells Her Baby Daddy That The Ball Game's Over

FORT LAUDERDALE - One of the most famous photographers in recent history is back on the front pages. Rielle Hunter, who gave birth to Senator John Edwards love child, has told a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight that she is fed up with all of the...
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Funny story:  John Edwards' Baby Mama Rielle Hunter Denies That She Is The Mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child

John Edwards' Baby Mama Rielle Hunter Denies That She Is The Mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child

FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida - Rielle Hunter, the mother of Senator John Edward's love child, is denying that she is also the mother of former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child. The skinny blonde who is no stranger to the world of controvers...
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Funny story:  Nation's Economist Agree - Homeless Mans' Idea of how to Balance the Federal Budget Might Just Work

Nation's Economist Agree - Homeless Mans' Idea of how to Balance the Federal Budget Might Just Work

Solving the federal governments' budget dilemma has elicited innumerable ideas from economist and politicians over the years. These ideas, mostly election year platitudes designed solely to garner votes, lack any genuine chance of becoming reality in a harshly divided Congress. Democrats drone on about increasing taxes on the rich and corporations, while Republicans haughtily decree that endin...
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Funny story:  Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger Says That He Feels Just Like John Edwards Except With Muscles

Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger Says That He Feels Just Like John Edwards Except With Muscles

SACRAMENTO - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger, has admitted fathering a child that did not come from his wife Maria Shriver. "Count Crotch" as Mel Gibson calls him said that he now fe...
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Funny story:  Academic Baffled by Newt Gingrich's Fear of Sharia Law

Academic Baffled by Newt Gingrich's Fear of Sharia Law

In his keynote address to the Tenth Annual Conference on Fear in America, noted scholar Dr. O .D. Ebby discussed an emerging fear of Sharia, or Muslim religious law, led by Newt Gingrich. "I frankly don't think Mr. Gingrich's fear is at all rati...
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Funny story:  Cheating Prez candidate John Edwards proposes to mistress - tells kids they will all now be one, big happy family

Cheating Prez candidate John Edwards proposes to mistress - tells kids they will all now be one, big happy family

And to think he could almost have become POTUS [President of the United States]. According to information gleaned from a 'highly-respectable' (sic) news source, former Presidential candidate and world's number one dirty rat fink John Edwards has app...
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Funny story:  The World Extends Sympathy To John Edwards Over His Wife's Selfish Decision

The World Extends Sympathy To John Edwards Over His Wife's Selfish Decision

Many world leaders have called former Senator John Edwards, expressing heartfelt sadness and condolences after it was announced that his selfish estranged wife, Elizabeth, has decided to stop all treatment for her cancer, ostensibly to make the Senator's life more difficult. Obviously, this is sarcasm, and John Edwards is a piece of... Seriously, look at the horrible sh-t he did to that poor w...
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Funny story:  Rielle Hunter Doing Some California Cheating On John "The Cheater" Edwards

Rielle Hunter Doing Some California Cheating On John "The Cheater" Edwards

LOS ANGELES - Senator John Edwards' baby mama, Rielle Hunter was in Los Angeles supposedly on a shopping spree. But from all accounts, it appears that the shopping spree was not for clothes, but for a new male to replace her boyfriend Senator John Ed...
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Funny story:  Senator John Edwards Says He Is So Lonely He Would Even Date Ann Coulter

Senator John Edwards Says He Is So Lonely He Would Even Date Ann Coulter

BOSTON - North Carolina Senator John Edwards was in Boston speaking before a gathering of The Boston Bean Growers of Massachusetts. The senator appeared to look quite depressed and rather distant. He was asked if he felt okay. He nodded and sai...
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Funny story:  Did Tiger And Edwards Share A Lady Between Them?

Did Tiger And Edwards Share A Lady Between Them?

Did disgraced John Edwards, once a presidential candidate, and Tiger Woods, who has completely lost his putter, have a lady friend in common and neither of them know about it? Whatever happens, the same lady will likely be given a subpoena to both...
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Funny story:  Obama: "No Comment" on Reports he Hired Edward's Mistress Reille Hunter as Videographer on WH Blog!

Obama: "No Comment" on Reports he Hired Edward's Mistress Reille Hunter as Videographer on WH Blog!

Reille Hunter, the woman with the camera whose nude video sexcapade with former Democratic Presidential Candidate John Edwards was taken showing the moment of conception of their love child, has been reportedly hired by the Obama Media Empire. Th...
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Funny story:  President Obama Replies To Charges of Infidelity With Vera Baker By Saying, "Say What Fa Shizzle My Nizzle?"

President Obama Replies To Charges of Infidelity With Vera Baker By Saying, "Say What Fa Shizzle My Nizzle?"

BEAVER, Oklahoma - President Barack Obama had just delivered his speech to The Oklahoma Sooner or Later League of Farm Dwellers when he was asked a somewhat embarrassing question. The president responded to a question about the alleged rumor curre...
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Funny story:  John Edwards Calls Rielle Hunter A Home Wrecker

John Edwards Calls Rielle Hunter A Home Wrecker

"Oh, she knew what she was doing", John Edwards apparently told reporters Saturday while attending the Kentucky Derby. (Our idiot reporter had to get this from a pal reporter from TheSpooge as he was inside trying to call friends to loan him some mon...
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