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Funny story: Monty Python Nix Plan For Qatar Stadium Show As It Looks Too Much Like A Vagina

Monty Python Nix Plan For Qatar Stadium Show As It Looks Too Much Like A Vagina

LONDON, UK - "Monty Python will not be doing a show in a building that looks like a vagina," stated producer, Eric Idle. It is thought that most of the troop had been warm to the idea, with the exception of John Cleese who is coming off his third div...
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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 21st August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 21st August 2012

Why didn't John Cleese invite his friends to his fourth marriage? asked the Daily Mail. Probably because weddings, marriages and divorces cost money, and Cleese is still paying for his third divorce. We can see through you! Actress Michelle Ryan shows off her sheer nerve in daring skirt on Daybreak Reminds me, I must wake up earlier. Thank God for ITVplayer and the Daily Mail website. High...
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Funny story: Euro 2012: BBC hire Monty Python as match pundits

Euro 2012: BBC hire Monty Python as match pundits

The BBC announced today that Monty Python cast will join the broadcaster to act as football pundits and reporters during the Euro 2012 tournament in Poland and Ukraine, and also during the Olympics. It is believed the comedy sketch show cast who b...
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Funny story: Leigh Van Bryan and Emily Bunting compensation could run to $$$ millions

Leigh Van Bryan and Emily Bunting compensation could run to $$$ millions

Birmingham - It's been billed as an ironic twist on John Cleese's notorious 'Sole reason for visit' response to a US visa questionnaire about 'Are You Planning To Overthrow The United States Government By Force?' And it could be a very lucrative d...
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Funny story: Titanic inquest: Captain Basil Fawlty says he tripped into lifeboat

Titanic inquest: Captain Basil Fawlty says he tripped into lifeboat

The cruise-liner captain accused of abandoning ship after it struck rocks off the Tuscan coast last Friday has reportedly claimed he could not lead the evacuation because he slipped and fell into a lifeboat while helping passengers leave the stricken...
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Funny story: Harry Potter Cast Signs Fawlty Towers Remake Deal on BBC2

Harry Potter Cast Signs Fawlty Towers Remake Deal on BBC2

Making an abrupt turn away from feature films to the small screen, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint have agreed to join a re-production of the Fawlty Towers television series set to air in the Fall of 2012 on BBC2. Fawlty Towers i...
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Funny story: Michael Palin And John Cleese Asked To Take The Monty Python Dead Parrot Sketch On Nationwide Tour

Michael Palin And John Cleese Asked To Take The Monty Python Dead Parrot Sketch On Nationwide Tour

After an abortive attempt to produce a biopic of New Cross wrestling legend Mick McManus, featuring Peter Andre and Alex Reid, with a boob flashing cameo from Katie Price, and an unproductive period as hopelessly inept internet search diverter, 'Skoo...
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Funny story: It's Palin v Palin In Last-Minute Injunction Against The BBC

It's Palin v Palin In Last-Minute Injunction Against The BBC

Monty Python star and all round (the World) good egg, Michael Palin, has taken out an injunction at the High Court this afternoon, forbidding the BBC to broadcast an already in-the-can episode of the popular family tree show, Who do you think you are...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof Sequel: Chapter 9 Dark Ages

Born to Spoof Sequel: Chapter 9 Dark Ages

When Mark finally came to he was in a white room on a ornate white poster bed. Bright sun shone through huge gothic castle windows and glinted off of the padlock that held his ropes taught. A light fog hung just off of the floor, making the whole thing seem very dream like to him. The ceiling was easily 60 feet tall, with paintings of angels. "Your awake," said a soft gentle voice, but he could...
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Funny story: Actor John Cleese Wakes Up Walking Funny

Actor John Cleese Wakes Up Walking Funny

A spokesman for actor John Cleese says that his client and friend, John Cleese woke up this morning walking funny. "He was going into the kitchen, stretching one leg straight out in front of him when he woke up. It's a miracle that he had dressed...
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Funny story: Johnathan Ross Kidnapped by Angry Grannny

Johnathan Ross Kidnapped by Angry Grannny

In an astonishing twist to the continuing Johnathan Ross / Russell Brand phone call debacle, Ross has been reportedly abducted by 76 year-old grandmother Eileen Dover of Dover, who was incensed at the treatment of her hero, Manuel at the hands of the...
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Funny story: BBC Sachs Russell Brand & Jonathan Ross

BBC Sachs Russell Brand & Jonathan Ross

London, England - The BBC has sacked top-paid presenters Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross following overwhelming public complaints against the pair for recent on-air inappropriate behaviour. Pranksters Brand and Ross had made controversial on-air p...
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Funny story: Cleese Names Palin to Star in the Python Parrot Skit

Cleese Names Palin to Star in the Python Parrot Skit

Pythoner John Cleese has apologetically informed Michael Palin that he is no longer the funniest Palin. The rise of Sarah Palin has prompted comedy producers and directors to compete for the comic prowess of the Alaskan Ice Princess. Cleese...
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Funny story: Did Python put words in Obama's mouth?

Did Python put words in Obama's mouth?

A speech delivered by Barack Obama at an Ivy League University has led many to suspect that John Cleese has been hired as his speechwriter.
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Funny story: Obama hires Python Cleese

Obama hires Python Cleese

Washington DC - (Primary Mess): Fed up with criticism that his Iraq policies aren't firing on all four cylinders Barack Obama has hired former Monty Python actor John Cleese, famous for his trademark "Do Not Mention Ze Vor" cat...
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Funny story: John Cleese Denounces the Name "Virgin America" Airlines

John Cleese Denounces the Name "Virgin America" Airlines

London - John Cleese is speaking out against the new branch of Virgin Airlines, calling Virgin American a "sham".
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Funny story: Stoned Civil War re-enactor thought to suffer excited delirium syndrome; real gun shot instead

Stoned Civil War re-enactor thought to suffer excited delirium syndrome; real gun shot instead

Civil War re-enactors near Sharpsburg, Maryland were charging up a hill and firing on Union troops defending their ground when all of a sudden Maj. General, Thomas "Stoned well" Jackson fell off of his horse and slipped into a state of shoc...
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