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Paranormal summoned to Madison's tomb on whether NSA programs should swing from a tall oak tree

Funny story: Paranormal summoned to Madison's tomb on whether NSA programs should swing from a tall oak tree

News offices today are scrambling to verify reports that certain world leaders have been recommending the oak tree "solution" for current NSA surveillance programs. Another developing angle stems from unusual noise in the vicinity of President Ma...

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John Bolton dismisses Hay-on-Wye arrest rumors

Funny story: John Bolton dismisses Hay-on-Wye arrest rumors

Hay-on-Wye - (Spying Mess): Former Bush Administration under-secretary of state for arms proliferation John Bolton has laughed off suggestions he faces imminent arrest at a Hay-on-Wye literary festival lecture where he is due to talk about getting aw...

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Bolton the latest victim of awesome Wiccan hex

Funny story: Bolton the latest victim of awesome Wiccan hex

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): US Ambassador to the United Nations John Bolton is the latest victim of an awesomely successful Samhain hex issued by US Wiccans who earlier dispatched Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld to the DC dustbin AND demolis...

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John Bolton Seeks New Covenant With United Nations

Funny story: John Bolton Seeks New Covenant With United Nations

UNITED NATIONS, NYC (UPI)-The new US Ambassador John Bolton arrived at the United Nations in New York City on Wednesday wearing robes, a long beard, and apparently in a biblical frame of mind. He promptly summoned Kofi Annan to ascend to the top the...

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Political Miracle

Funny story: Political Miracle

UN HQ---John Bolton, assigned to political refugee status in an unofficial gulag for political refuseniks, after a partisan firestorm of insincere one-sided criticism, has slipped in a side door at the UN. "Working for the Bush team, beats sleeping...

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John Bolton Promises To Rise From Political Quagmire And Save World

Funny story: John Bolton Promises To Rise From Political Quagmire And Save World

John Bolton As Godzilla: To Challenge A Ghidran-Like World To A Mudwrestling Grudge Match...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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