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Funny story: 'Sky Not Blue' According to US Congress

'Sky Not Blue' According to US Congress

WASHINGTON - Amid national and international crises, the US House of Representatives could not confirm the color of the sky. House Resolution 461, called for Congress to declare that the sky is blue. The resolution was proposed by Representative...
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Funny story: Obama, Boehner Have Mental Disorders

Obama, Boehner Have Mental Disorders

The American Psychiatric Association has sought to determine who is most mentally ethically challenged, Republican Speaker of The House, John Boehner, or Democratic President Barack Obama. A study utilizing the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of...
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Funny story: John Boehner Found Mummified in Tanning Bed

John Boehner Found Mummified in Tanning Bed

Washington D.C. - Speaker of the House, John Boehner, known for his orange hue and lack of spine when it comes to politics, was found this weekend in a dried-out, mummified state inside a tanning bed at a local salon. The Republican congressman fr...
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Funny story: Boehner Disagrees With Obama On immigration

Boehner Disagrees With Obama On immigration

President Obama on Thursday ordered his administration to review its immigration policy to determine ways to make it more humane, a response to mounting pressure from advocates to stem deportations of illegal immigrants. James Carney, the Presiden...
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Funny story: Strange Game, Odd Team - Red Team Looking to Fall Playoffs

Strange Game, Odd Team - Red Team Looking to Fall Playoffs

Spring is in the air and with it comes a strong whiff of manure being spread on the playing fields. Training commenced at the recent CPAC outing where team owners Charles and David Koch and principal coaches John Boehner and Mitch McConnell evaluate...
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Funny story: John Boehner Signs Megyn Kelly and Sean Hannity into the Moondog Center for the Criminally Insane

John Boehner Signs Megyn Kelly and Sean Hannity into the Moondog Center for the Criminally Insane

SAINT DAVID, Maine - House Speaker John Boehner signed FOX News commentators Sean Hannity and Megyn Kelly into the Moondog Center for the Criminally Insane Monday afternoon. This insane asylum sits right on the edge of Canada and its thick deciduous...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Joins Al-Qaeda

Justin Bieber Joins Al-Qaeda

The scandals are only deepening for singer Justin Bieber. After weeks of public turmoil including arrests for drunk driving and assault on a limo driver, the singer has officially announced his membership in Al-Qaeda and vowed war upon the United Sta...
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Funny story: New Year delayed after Congress fails to reset date ceiling

New Year delayed after Congress fails to reset date ceiling

Washington DC - America will have to spend an extra week in 2013, thanks to the latest congressional mishap. It seems that the House and Senate failed to reset what is known as "the date ceiling" before leaving on holiday recess, an oversight th...
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Funny story: John Boehner, Speaker of The House Planning To Resign

John Boehner, Speaker of The House Planning To Resign

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The world of American politics has just received word that Speaker of the House John Boehner has confided to an unnamed source that he is fed up with all of the Obamacare fussing and fighting. He has reportedly decided to resign...
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Funny story: Republicans Announce Social Security Lottery

Republicans Announce Social Security Lottery

Washington DC Republican House of Representatives leaders today announced plans for a new bill to fix Social Security. Speaker of the House John Boehner spoke today and said, "I have two important announcements to make. One--we have come up with...
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Funny story: John Boehner Calls In Exorcist

John Boehner Calls In Exorcist

Washington-- Because of the efforts of his wife and House colleagues who carried out an intervention, Speaker of The House, John Boehner, who was the victim of demonic possession, has had the demon expelled. The rite of exorcism was presided over by...
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Funny story: Tea Party accused of turning John Boehner into a zombie

Tea Party accused of turning John Boehner into a zombie

Washington DC -- House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) has been forced to join "the cult of the living dead," according to Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi and other congressional leaders. They charge that the Tea Party branch of the GOP has transformed the...
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Funny story: Senate And House To Vote On Controversial Suspicion

Senate And House To Vote On Controversial Suspicion

A green light was signaled earlier today, clearing the way for the House and Senate to take a vote on the controversial suspicion of whether or not Frank Sinatra is or isn't the father of Mia Farrow's son, Ronan, born while she was the inamorata of f...
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Funny story: NSA sneaks into damp basement tea party meeting on government shutdown etc

NSA sneaks into damp basement tea party meeting on government shutdown etc

Anonymous NSA sources are now revealing the latest surveillance deep inside an old textbook building where current tea party aficionados are planning strategy. The nature of this surveillance is not clear although deployment of tiny insect drones...
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Funny story: GOP pool party survives testicle eating fish scare

GOP pool party survives testicle eating fish scare

With the recent success in shutting down the government, the "gang of thirty" tea party members who are currently steering the GOP decided to celebrate. They dispersed to the home of one of their benefactors with its three swimming pools and sund...
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Funny story: Harry Reid Bites Boehner

Harry Reid Bites Boehner

Harry Reid, the Democratic Senate Majority leader, recently delivered a series of blistering attacks from the Senate floor on his Republican colleagues. "They are anarchists," Reid was quoted as saying, "because they hate government. And hating gover...
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Funny story: Congress reshapes itself into a TV quiz show

Congress reshapes itself into a TV quiz show

Washington, DC - Come on down. It's time to play "America's.Got Congress" --television's first ever legislative quiz show. That's the battle cry you'll hear every weekday afternoon, thanks to a new law that turned the Senate and the House of Repr...
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Funny story: Congress to Recess until after 2016 Election - "Grand Bargain" Struck by Pelosi and Boehner

Congress to Recess until after 2016 Election - "Grand Bargain" Struck by Pelosi and Boehner

Special to TPN - Following a meeting described as "amicable," Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and John Boehner (R-OH) announced that Congress will adjourn until after the 2016 election cycle. Pelosi opened a joint news conference by saying, "We both felt th...
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