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Man "Forrest Gumps" his way across England

Funny story: Man "Forrest Gumps" his way across England

Thirty three year old lunch truck proprietor Robert Hensley is jogging his way across Britain. He has been on the road for ten weeks now and has almost clocked up an impressive five hundred miles. The runner from Poole in England's South is...

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Sinkhole Appears In NYC Central Park!

Funny story: Sinkhole Appears In NYC Central Park!

Although there was no apparent earthquake nor did anything appear on the charts but a sinkhole has appeared in New York's Central Park. "I was out jogging early this morning about an hour after daylight and I came pretty close to tumbling in", sta...

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Feral joggers terrify Dorking

Funny story: Feral joggers terrify Dorking

Roving packs of joggers have sprung up on the streets of Dorking, terrorising local residents. "We're afraid to go out at night," said Harold Nottingham, a septuagenarian from Oswald Crescent. "I'm forever having to put my bins back upright in the...

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Jogger's Passion for Finding Change

Funny story: Jogger's Passion for Finding Change

Jeremy Anderton, a friendly jogger living in Ames, Iowa, has collected over $10,000 worth of coins in his lifetime. Said Anderton, "You have no idea what you can find when there's nothing else worth searching for in your life." Each day...

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Chaz Bono, Matthew McConaughey Sighted Jogging Shirtless in Brentwood

Funny story: Chaz Bono, Matthew McConaughey Sighted Jogging Shirtless in Brentwood

LOS ANGELES, CA - Sonny and Cher's sexually shape-shifting son and the Big Screen's brawny but brainless beef broker were spotted jogging along San Vicente Blvd near the Brentwood Country Club this morning, very sweaty and very bare-chested. Thoug...

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Darts Champ Caught Jogging

Funny story: Darts Champ Caught Jogging

English darts champion Darryl Fitton has been shamed following the release of footage showing him performing a morning jog and not smoking.

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Exercise Will Kill You, Says Top Doctor

Funny story: Exercise Will Kill You, Says Top Doctor

A top doctor has issued a stark warning to keep-fit fanatics, claiming that all exercise is dangerous, and too much of it could prove fatal.

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