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Funny story: French last month, now Joey Barton's turned Chinese

French last month, now Joey Barton's turned Chinese

Football legend/God/dipstick Joey Barton has struggled for years with everything from his sexuality, facial hair, what jumper to wear on a winters morning, and recently he has had what some describe as a 'worrying' confusion over where the bloody hel...
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Funny story: Joey Barton: Maybe I'm Too Clever To Be A Footballer

Joey Barton: Maybe I'm Too Clever To Be A Footballer

Former Manchester City and Newcastle United player Joey Barton is already big news in France following his first match in Marseille colours. He joined them from Queens Park Rangers in a bid to rebuild his tarnished reputation as the maddest footba...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 29th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 29th August 2012

Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has warned Stewart Downing that the winger may have to convert to left-back to have any future at Anfield. (The Guardian) Its left-back or left-out. Downing's choice really. Dennis Wise is among a large number of applicants for Coventry City's vacant managerial post. (BBC Coventry & Warwickshire) There's a lot of cab drivers around London who would have...
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Funny story: Transfer Window: Joey Barton move to Marseille breaks down

Transfer Window: Joey Barton move to Marseille breaks down

Joey Barton broke down in tears today as details emerged that his on/off transfer to Marseille in France was OFF. A broken hearted Barton tweeted today "Been forced to go back training with the kids and fellow Taliban members at 2pm today..."...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 28th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 28th August 2012

Joey Barton: My heart is already in Marseille. (BBC Sport) Who knew that Joey had a heart? Tweet from Gary Lineker, BBC Sport "Proper Sunday. Football, roast for lunch, bottle of Lynch Bages '86 and more football" No Walkers Crisps? Darren Bent helps with police probe as cop cousin 'stole cash from dead' (The Sun) His cousins name is PC Richard Bent. aka Dick Bent. Scottish Cup: Ran...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 19th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 19th August 2012

Vurnon Anita has completed his move from Ajax to Newcastle United on a five-year contract. (BBC Sport) I reckon she'd form a great partnership with Andy Carroll. A new book claims that Manchester City "accidentally" made an offer for Lionel Messi, swiftly rejected, on the night the club was taken over by Sheikh Mansour in 2008. (Sunday Mirror) Messi in Manchester? What a load of old kaka.
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 17th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 17th August 2012

Joey Barton is the subject of an approach from French side Marseille after losing his QPR squad number to new signing Ryan Nelsen. (BBC Sport) I know we love to hate the French, but do they really deserve Joey Barton? The Olympic spirit may have had an effect on Chelsea left-back Ashley Cole, as he gave a young Manchester City fan his Community Shield medal (Metro) EBAY! Frank Lampard, 3...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 25th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 25th July 2012

Transfer Window Gossip Ferguson confirms Man United talks with wonderkid Moura. Oscar reportedly on his way to Chelsea for £25m. (AOL) There's only a small window (about four days every July normally) that English clubs can sign players from Brazil. If they saw how much it rains on a wet and windy Tuesday in Wigan, they wouldn't join the Premier League for all the tea in China (or roubles in R...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 14th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 14th July 2012

Nottingham Forest's new owners want Peterborough manager Darren Ferguson, 40, to take charge of the team after they sacked Steve Cotterill Ferguson is odds on with the bookies, other names on the list include Nigel Clough, Roy Keane, Roy Keanes dog and a statue of Brian Clough the 1000/1 outsider. Michael Owen says he is still waiting for a "good opportunity" ahead of the new season, but has...
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Funny story: Joey Barton Uncovers Alien Brain Beetle Project Head Quarters in Heart of London

Joey Barton Uncovers Alien Brain Beetle Project Head Quarters in Heart of London

A private investigator who works for a very serious London broadsheet newspaper has tonight revealed that Joey Barton has become a hero by uncovering the headquarters of the Alien Brain Beetle project. Alien Brain Beetles, as you probably alread...
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Funny story: Morrissey Over The Moon About Joey Barton England Call Up

Morrissey Over The Moon About Joey Barton England Call Up

The whole of England has been stunned tonight by the shock call up to the England team of Morrissey's favourite Bad Boy, QPR Player, Joey Barton. It follows the shock departure of Damien Defoe, who in a past life wrote an excellent book about a p...
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Funny story: Joey Barton, banned, beaten and "bovvered"!

Joey Barton, banned, beaten and "bovvered"!

Outspoken kicker of Argentinian soccer players, banned Joey Barton, has got a taste of his own medicine in his home town called Liverpool. He was out clubbing (should have known better than to do it there!) in Liverpool after a stressful season at QP...
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Funny story: QPR Release Joey Barton Into The Wild

QPR Release Joey Barton Into The Wild

Queens Park Rangers have taken immediate and decisive action after last week's 12-match FA ban handed to their temperamental captain Joey Barton, by releasing the player... into the wild. Barton, 32, has had a chequered past that has seen him in t...
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Funny story: Man United Fan blames QPR's Joey Barton as Man City win the Premier League

Man United Fan blames QPR's Joey Barton as Man City win the Premier League

Local man Maurice Sheringham today slammed former Manchester City player Joey Barton for his sending off at the Etihad Stadium, where City beat QPR 3-2 to clinch the Premier League for the first time in 44 years. Barton was sent off in the 54th mi...
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Funny story: Anfield Cat in Twitter fight with Joey Barton.

Anfield Cat in Twitter fight with Joey Barton.

The Attorney General is to investigate comments made by Joey Barton on Twitter during a heated debate with Anfield Cat. The scouse moggy became an internet sensation after running onto the pitch during last night's game between Liverpool and Spurs...
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Funny story: Joey Barton - inspiring writers worldwide

Joey Barton - inspiring writers worldwide

In a week when it was announced that 130 million tweets per day are not worth reading - I feel its time to pay tribute to a leg-end of the 140 character club - step up to the plate Mr Joey 'seph' Barton, formerly of Mancester and Noocastle, now of Lundon. Barton brings literatue to the masses. Many know him for his high jinx at christmas parties and nightclubs, some are even aware he performs o...
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Funny story: Suarez to have extra english lessons to avoid repeat of race row

Suarez to have extra english lessons to avoid repeat of race row

Luis Suarez is taking extra English lessons to avoid a repeat of his ban for racially abusing Patrice Evra. The Liverpool striker was given an eight-match suspension for calling the Manchester United left back 'negro' and feels the charge came abo...
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Funny story: Joey Barton's uncle is a "Homo-sapien"!

Joey Barton's uncle is a "Homo-sapien"!

Pro soccer player, amateur sleuth, ex-con, the new "Mon Dieu" (Eric Cantona for non-soccer fans and people who have had their heads in the sands for the last decade) and super philosopher, Joey Barton, has admitted that his uncle is a "Homo-Sapien"!...
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