Pants model and tattooed lady lookalike David Beckham, 37, has sensationally come out of semi-retirement to play competitive football in the French Super Ligue after five years of playing in the Mickey Mouse Millionaire League in America.
Football legend/God/dipstick Joey Barton has struggled for years with everything from his sexuality, facial hair, what jumper to wear on a winters morning, and recently he has had what some describe as a 'worrying' confusion over where the bloody hel...
Former Manchester City and Newcastle United player Joey Barton is already big news in France following his first match in Marseille colours.
He joined them from Queens Park Rangers in a bid to rebuild his tarnished reputation as the maddest footba...
Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has warned Stewart Downing that the winger may have to convert to left-back to have any future at Anfield.
Its left-back or left-out. Downing's choice really.
Dennis Wise is among a large number of applicants for Coventry City's vacant managerial post.
(BBC Coventry & Warwickshire)
There's a lot of cab drivers around London who would have...
Joey Barton broke down in tears today as details emerged that his on/off transfer to Marseille in France was OFF.
A broken hearted Barton tweeted today "Been forced to go back training with the kids and fellow Taliban members at 2pm today..."...
Joey Barton: My heart is already in Marseille.
Who knew that Joey had a heart?
Tweet from Gary Lineker, BBC Sport
"Proper Sunday. Football, roast for lunch, bottle of Lynch Bages '86 and more football"
No Walkers Crisps?
Darren Bent helps with police probe as cop cousin 'stole cash from dead'
His cousins name is PC Richard Bent. aka Dick Bent.
Scottish Cup: Ran...
Vurnon Anita has completed his move from Ajax to Newcastle United on a five-year contract.
I reckon she'd form a great partnership with Andy Carroll.
A new book claims that Manchester City "accidentally" made an offer for Lionel Messi, swiftly rejected, on the night the club was taken over by Sheikh Mansour in 2008.
Messi in Manchester? What a load of old kaka.
Joey Barton is the subject of an approach from French side Marseille after losing his QPR squad number to new signing Ryan Nelsen.
I know we love to hate the French, but do they really deserve Joey Barton?
The Olympic spirit may have had an effect on Chelsea left-back Ashley Cole, as he gave a young Manchester City fan his Community Shield medal
Frank Lampard, 3...
Transfer Window Gossip
Ferguson confirms Man United talks with wonderkid Moura.
Oscar reportedly on his way to Chelsea for £25m.
There's only a small window (about four days every July normally) that English clubs can sign players from Brazil. If they saw how much it rains on a wet and windy Tuesday in Wigan, they wouldn't join the Premier League for all the tea in China (or roubles in R...
Nottingham Forest's new owners want Peterborough manager Darren Ferguson, 40, to take charge of the team after they sacked Steve Cotterill
Ferguson is odds on with the bookies, other names on the list include Nigel Clough, Roy Keane, Roy Keanes dog and a statue of Brian Clough the 1000/1 outsider.
Michael Owen says he is still waiting for a "good opportunity" ahead of the new season, but has...
A private investigator who works for a very serious London broadsheet newspaper has tonight revealed that Joey Barton has become a hero by uncovering the headquarters of the Alien Brain Beetle project.
Alien Brain Beetles, as you probably alread...
The whole of England has been stunned tonight by the shock call up to the England team of Morrissey's favourite Bad Boy, QPR Player, Joey Barton.
It follows the shock departure of Damien Defoe, who in a past life wrote an excellent book about a p...
Outspoken kicker of Argentinian soccer players, banned Joey Barton, has got a taste of his own medicine in his home town called Liverpool. He was out clubbing (should have known better than to do it there!) in Liverpool after a stressful season at QP...
Queens Park Rangers have taken immediate and decisive action after last week's 12-match FA ban handed to their temperamental captain Joey Barton, by releasing the player... into the wild.
Barton, 32, has had a chequered past that has seen him in t...
Local man Maurice Sheringham today slammed former Manchester City player Joey Barton for his sending off at the Etihad Stadium, where City beat QPR 3-2 to clinch the Premier League for the first time in 44 years.
Barton was sent off in the 54th mi...
The Attorney General is to investigate comments made by Joey Barton on Twitter during a heated debate with Anfield Cat.
The scouse moggy became an internet sensation after running onto the pitch during last night's game between Liverpool and Spurs...
In a week when it was announced that 130 million tweets per day are not worth reading - I feel its time to pay tribute to a leg-end of the 140 character club - step up to the plate Mr Joey 'seph' Barton, formerly of Mancester and Noocastle, now of Lundon.
Barton brings literatue to the masses. Many know him for his high jinx at christmas parties and nightclubs, some are even aware he performs o...
Luis Suarez is taking extra English lessons to avoid a repeat of his ban for racially abusing Patrice Evra.
The Liverpool striker was given an eight-match suspension for calling the Manchester United left back 'negro' and feels the charge came abo...
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