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Funny story: Joe The Plumber Unclogs Paris Hilton

Joe The Plumber Unclogs Paris Hilton

Called out on an emergency run, Joe the Plumber reached the home of Paris Hilton just in time. "I feel like I'm going to explode", a plumber's helper told us after receiving a cash bonus as much as he makes in a month. "Joe can't read anyway",...
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Funny story: President Obama Plans to Bailout All Industries

President Obama Plans to Bailout All Industries

President Obama announced today that all industries in the United States would be bailed out. "It is unfair to bail out the financial industry without bailing out the automotive industry that relies on those financial companies" he said, "and it...
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Funny story: Joe the Plumber in failed suicide bid

Joe the Plumber in failed suicide bid

Ordinary hard working doctors in a good for honest ordinary little town in southern USA today confirmed that honest hard working Joe The Plumber is in their care after a failed suicide bid. Dr Gordon Honesty told ordinary hardworking honest folk t...
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Funny story: The 'Joe The Plumber' Movement Gains Momentum

The 'Joe The Plumber' Movement Gains Momentum

In the wake of this years election and the horrendous economic downturn a new movement has appeared on the scene. A 'Joe The Plumber' movement has been founded out of the ranks of poor and lower middle class citizen's in our society. Senator...
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Funny story: Joe the Plumber to Declare Bankruptcy

Joe the Plumber to Declare Bankruptcy

Holland Ohio, November 26, 2008: In order to stave off having to declare bankruptcy "Joe the Plumber" is applying to become a bank. The new business is to be called Joes Plumbing, Heating (JPH) Bank Inc. When his petition to become JPH Bank Inc is...
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Funny story: Obama Hires "Joe the Plumber" to Fix White House Leaks!

Obama Hires "Joe the Plumber" to Fix White House Leaks!

Chicago,Il/ Plumbing News - Reaching out in conciliation, President Elect Barack Hussein Obama has hired iconic GOP spokesman "Joe the plumber" to fix a stream of embarrassing leaks originating from his transition team. Joe Wurzelbacher, descri...
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Funny story: Joe Hired as the White House Plumber

Joe Hired as the White House Plumber

Washington DC, November 9, 2008: The Associated Press is reporting that "Joe the Plumber," made famous by the McCain for President Campaign, has been hired as the Chief White House Plumber. A spokesperson for President Elect Obama has confirmed th...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Pissed that Joe the Plumber voted Obama

Sarah Palin Pissed that Joe the Plumber voted Obama

Sultry Alaskan skank, Sarah Palin was distraught upon learning that the much trumpeted character 'Joe the Plumber' voted for her rival Barack Obama instead of her and her curmudgeonly old running mate John McCain. Plain had banked most if not all...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Counters John McCain 'Joe the Plumber' Speech With 'Bob the Builder' Speech

Barack Obama Counters John McCain 'Joe the Plumber' Speech With 'Bob the Builder' Speech

Democrat leader, and now 44th United States President, Barack Obama, trumped fallen opponent, John McCain, with an uplifting acceptance speech last night, with echoes of the Republican leader's own 'Joe the Plumber' speech. Obama, 47, who - in cas...
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Funny story: Thank You For Calling Joe The Plumber

Thank You For Calling Joe The Plumber

Please listen carefully as the options have recently changed. If you have reached this recording we might be attending to other callers but more likely we're tied up in an interview or out on a photo-shoot. If you truly have a plumbing problem note that Joe has indefinitely suspended his plumbing practice. To find an actual plumber look in the phone book under P. If you are calling to book...
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Funny story: Republican Sources: A Palin-Plumber Ticket In 2012

Republican Sources: A Palin-Plumber Ticket In 2012

(Bowling Green-OH) It was after Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher was brought out as a surprise guest by Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin at a rally in the battleground state of Ohio that high ranking Republican party officials...
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Funny story: "Joe the Plumber" eliminated on reality TV show

"Joe the Plumber" eliminated on reality TV show

New Holland, OH--Joe the Plumber, real name Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, of Holland, Ohio, competed against 18 contestants for a chance to become John McCain's new best talking point on the FOX Network's reality show "John McCain's My New BTP." Joe wa...
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Funny story: Even Joe the Plumber Abandons McCain-Palin!

Even Joe the Plumber Abandons McCain-Palin!

John McCain, looking gimpy-er than ever, with his second wife Cindy looking more and more granddaughtery gave a shout out to Joe the Plumber at one of his sparsely populated pre mortems. there were so few in attendance that had McCain not been so sla...
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Funny story: McCain left unattended, wanders onto stage asking for Joe the Plumber

McCain left unattended, wanders onto stage asking for Joe the Plumber

Defiance, Ohio - Left unattended by his campaign aides, John McCain wandered onto the stage of his political fund raising rally today and started asking the audience if they had seen Joe the Plumber. "It was a toss up as to who looked more stun and c...
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Funny story: Joe The Plumber Becomes A Country Music Star

Joe The Plumber Becomes A Country Music Star

NASHVILLE, Tennessee - Samuel Wurzelbacher (aka Joe The Plumber) is on the verge of counry music stardom. His band Country Joe The Plumber & The Septic Tank Band will be going into the recording studio and recording their first album entitled, 'I...
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Funny story: Joe The Plumber - Naked Pictures Surface On Internet

Joe The Plumber - Naked Pictures Surface On Internet

Nude photos of Joe Wurzelbacher, the most famous plumber in America thanks to John McCain and Sarah Palin, told conservative talk radio host Laura Ingraham Friday that he believes that there may be naked photos of him circulating on the web. The i...
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Funny story: Presenting Joe The Plumber Action Figure Doll

Presenting Joe The Plumber Action Figure Doll

PEORIA, Illinois - The Assbro Toy Co. has just announced that it has started 24-hour-a-day production on what they are hoping will be the most popular toy of the Christmas season the 'Joe The Plumber' action figure doll.' Assbro will be selling t...
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Funny story: Joe The Plumber Disappointed At "15 Minutes" Of Fame

Joe The Plumber Disappointed At "15 Minutes" Of Fame

Joe the plumber has voiced his disappointment at what has turned out to be his "15 minutes of fame" to a local radio station in his hometown. "Yeah, I was hoping for something more exciting," said Joe from his home. Joe's "15 minutes" came as h...
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