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Penn State To Sell The Joe Paterno Statue

Funny story: Penn State To Sell The Joe Paterno Statue

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - A spokesperson for the highly scandalized Penn State University has just confirmed reports that the school board of directors has voted unanimously to remove the 7-foot tall, 901 pound statue of former head coach Joe P...

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Joe Paterno Family to Conduct Its Own Whitewash

Word out of Happy Valley, PA, is that the fox is rounding up the usual suspects over the hen house raid. Worse, the Paterno family believes the Freeh Report is inaccurate, and they will set the record straight. Yes, there is no more reliable and o...

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Penn State University In An Effort To Combat All of The Recent Bad Publicity Lowers It's Semester Tuition Fee to $7

Funny story: Penn State University In An Effort To Combat All of The Recent Bad Publicity Lowers It's Semester Tuition Fee to $7

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - It is no secret that the University of Penn State has really taken a beating in the media lately due to the countless alleged unbelievable actions of former football coach Jerry Sandusky. And on top of those allegat...

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Has Dancing With The Stars Asked Joe Paterno To Appear On Next Season's Edition?

Funny story: Has Dancing With The Stars Asked Joe Paterno To Appear On Next Season's Edition?

HOLLYWOOD - This year's Dancing With The Stars is down to the semi-finals with four contestants left, Ricki "Great" Lake, Rob "The Male" Kardashian, Hope "Going" Solo, and J.R. "The Soldier" Martinez. Legal analyst Nancy "Graceless" Grace was elim...

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The Oscars Plagued by Loss of Another Guest Host; First, Ghadafi; now, Murphy. Who next?

Funny story: The Oscars Plagued by Loss of Another Guest Host; First, Ghadafi; now, Murphy. Who next?

Now that Eddie Murphy has bowed out as the host for next year's Academy Awards telecast, the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences is again looking for someone who is able to deliver viewers to the most-boring Hollywood event of the year. T...

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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