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Taylor Swift Nude Sex Video Lost

Funny story: Taylor Swift Nude Sex Video Lost

Nashville, TN Taylor Swift, after having a gang bang with Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, and Screech from Saved by the Bell was embarrassed to find out that there was no sex video shot. "This is just ridiculous! I am a H...

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Joe Jonas Offers To Buy Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

Funny story: Joe Jonas Offers To Buy Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

SAN FRANCISCO - Joe Jonas traveled to The Golden Gate City to relax after a grueling concert tour with his band the Jonas Brothers. He was relaxing down at the Fisherman's Wharf when he was approached by a reporter for iRumors Summersetter Faxx.

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Demi Lovato Confesses That She Is Passionately Torn Between Wilmer Valderrama and Joe Jonas

Funny story: Demi Lovato Confesses That She Is Passionately Torn Between Wilmer Valderrama and Joe Jonas

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato was having dinner with her mom at The Grauman's Chinese Theater Diner when she was approached by a newspaper reporter. The reporter identified as Redwood Fingerboo with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle asked Demi about the recent rumors about her ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas, one/third of The Jonas Brothers Band. Demi blushed and said that she really did not want to talk a...

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Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Throw In The Towel

Funny story: Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Throw In The Towel

VENICE BEACH - Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene, who had been a couple since June of last year have reportedly called it quits. The couple was recently seen relaxing down at Venice Beach and an unnamed beach goer stated to a reporter for Bedroom Pillow...

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Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama Finally Admit That They Have Been Secretly Dating

Funny story: Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama Finally Admit That They Have Been Secretly Dating

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato, who spent three months in a rehab clinic, has admitted that the rumor about her and Wilmer Valderrama dating is in fact true. Lovato said that she wanted to hide the fact from her ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas because she was so...

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The Jonas Brothers Deny Any Involvement In The Indianapolis Ticket Scalping Scandal

Funny story: The Jonas Brothers Deny Any Involvement In The Indianapolis Ticket Scalping Scandal

RALEIGH, North Carolina - The Jonas Brothers performed their third encore at The Nicotine Stained Ashtray Auditorium and left the stage. Tequila Tallyho with The Left Coast Mirror Magazine met them in their dressing room for a scheduled interview...

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Taylor Swift Has Stated She Is Seriously Thinking About Getting A Tattoo With The Initials J.G. (Jake Gyllenhaal)

Funny story: Taylor Swift Has Stated She Is Seriously Thinking About Getting A Tattoo With The Initials J.G. (Jake Gyllenhaal)

OXNARD, California - Taylor Swift finished her encore song "He's My Hot Doggin' Hot Dog Man" and walked backstage where she was met by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Skippy Viperwater. Skippy was in Oxnard visiting his maternal grandparents Marlowe Bob a...

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Joe Jonas Takes Demi Lovato To Rehab To Get Help, Hints At Possible Wedding!

Funny story: Joe Jonas Takes Demi Lovato To Rehab To Get Help, Hints At Possible Wedding!

Right in the middle of a tour with the Jonas Brothers, Disney star Demi Lovato has dropped out and is getting help that Joe Jonas says she has needed for some time. Rumor is that she has an eating disorder and has been cutting herself. Of course t...

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The "Real" Reason Why Demi Lovato Has Entered A Rehab Clinic

Funny story: The "Real" Reason Why Demi Lovato Has Entered A Rehab Clinic

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California - Famed star and singer Demi Lovato has left the Jonas Brothers Concert Tour and has checked into The Pee Wee Herman Rehab Clinic in Rancho Cucamonga. Lovato was reportedly accompanied to the clinic by her hair stylist...

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Taylor Swift's "Dear John": About John Taylor

Funny story: Taylor Swift's "Dear John": About John Taylor

HOLLWOOD - Rumors were circulating that Taylor Swift's song "Dear John", from her studio abum, Speak Now was about John Mayer. But we've got the truth -- it's about the Jonas Brothers' guitarist, John Taylor. When asked when they did have their r...

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Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Kissing Up A Storm In Soho, New York

Funny story: Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Kissing Up A Storm In Soho, New York

SOHO, New York - Joe Jonas and girlfriend Ashley Greene, know collectively as 'Jay Gee' were seen shopping in downtown Soho and looking happier than a homeless person who just hit a $10 million lotto. The two walked hand-in-hand from store to stor...

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Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas Are All Smiles (But Only For The Good Morning America Cameras)

Funny story: Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas Are All Smiles (But Only For The Good Morning America Cameras)

NEW YORK CITY - Joe Jonas and his ex-girlfriend Demi Lovato performed together on the morning show, Good Morning America. The former couple grinned, and smiled, and carried on as if they were still an item, but it was just for the cameras and the...

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Joe Jonas Buys His Brand New Girlfriend Ashley Greene A Brand New Lamborghini

Funny story: Joe Jonas Buys His Brand New Girlfriend Ashley Greene A Brand New Lamborghini

HOLLYWOOD - Joe Jonas certainly knows what it takes to make a young starlet happy. The middle brother of the famous Jonas Brothers has just gone out and purchased a brand new emerald green 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago for his latest love interest...

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Brock Kelly Is Dating Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas Is Green With Envy

Funny story: Brock Kelly Is Dating Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas Is Green With Envy

BUFFALO, New York - Brock Kelly and Ashley Greene were in Buffalo visiting beautiful Niagara Falls and purchasing some nifty souvenirs for Ashley's 91-year-old grandmother Greta Greene. The couple have stated that they are in fact a couple and tha...

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Jonas Nominated For An Emmy! Joe Talks!

Funny story: Jonas Nominated For An Emmy! Joe Talks!

According to reports out of Hollywood, the show 'Jonas' has been nominated for an Emmy. The only Jonas present when our reporter arrived was Joe who stated that he hadn't heard the news but that it was great if our reporter, Dan Hillyard, wasn't p...

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The Real Reason Joe Jonas Dumped Demi Lovato

Funny story: The Real Reason Joe Jonas Dumped Demi Lovato

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - There has been a lot of speculation as to why Joe Jonas dumped Demi Lovato. Some say that it was because she sings better than him. Others say it's because she is prettier than him. And still others say that it is because she has ma...

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The Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas Relationship Is Really Heating Up

Funny story: The Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas Relationship Is Really Heating Up

VENICE BEACH, California - Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas were spotted sunbathing at Venice Beach. Demi was wearing a pink bikini swimsuit with the initials J.J. on the back and Joe was wearing boxer shorts with the initials B.V.D. on the back of his.

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Vanessa Hudgens, Robert Pattinson, and Joe Jonas To Star In "The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy Returns To Kansas And Gets Gang-Plowed By The Farm Hands"

Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens, Robert Pattinson, and Joe Jonas To Star In "The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy Returns To Kansas And Gets Gang-Plowed By The Farm Hands"

LOS ANGELES - The Candlelight Motion Picture Company in association with Universal Studios, and in conjunction with Designated Moviegoers Films has just announced that filming will soon begin on the movie The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy Returns To Kansas...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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