Moscow, Russia: On a Russian battlefield, sodden and churned into mud, with a cold Siberian easterly wind blowing Brendan Rogers' Liverpool 'ground' to defeat. There was no Liverpool red army marching on Moscow, instead it was more like the boy sco...
This is Anfield, Liverpool: Takeover frenzy has hit Liverpool FC, with reporters going down to the Eagle and Jackass Pub, picking out a drunk, and quoting him as a "source close to the negotiations...".
One day a headline reads, "Liverpool to be...
Latest news - final score not in yet. Liverpool FC, leading 1-0 from a Ryan Babel goal on half time uncharacteristically playing for a penalty at the Kop end in their Europa League tie against Trabzonspor, from somewhere in the back of beyond, were s...
In an unprecedented move, Chelsea FC have splashed out an undisclosed sum - beleived to be several billion - on purchasing history from all over the world during the summer. At Saturday's game against West Bromwich Albion, they revealed their latest...
Defying history Joe Cole is going to Newcastle - rumours that he was signing for Liverpool have proved groundless.
'I know where Coles have always felt at home' said Joe 'I want to be with the Magpies.'
Meanwhile in the rest of the League trans...
Sources inform us that Joe Cole kind of put his foot in it when talking to reporters about signing up for Liverpolitan giants, Liverpool FC - by saying that he was looking forward to linking up with Wayne Rooney, at the club.
Following a somewhat...
After announcing the big name signing of Joe Cole, Roy Hodgson, manager of Liverpool football club, has seen the media furore this has generated, and put in big bids for the other Coles.
First considering it, is Ashley Cole, although it will take...
Liverpool boss Roy Hodgson completed his first signing in what is being looked upon as an extensive restructuring programme, when he secured a four year contract for out of contract midfielder Joe Cole.
Insiders say that the new kop boss has set h...
Chelsea footballer Joe Cole has been hauled before football's governing body, UEFA to explain why he continues to wears extra-short shorts despite two previous warnings and a £10,000 fine.
England football manager Steve McClanger was "over the moon" this morning after his team systematically dismantled Estonia in their Euro 2008 qualifier in Tallinn.
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