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Funny story:  Rt Rev Bishop of FootBalls: "Eagle and Jackass Pub, reporting Liverpool FC transfer and takeover gossip!"

Rt Rev Bishop of FootBalls: "Eagle and Jackass Pub, reporting Liverpool FC transfer and takeover gossip!"

This is Anfield, Liverpool: Takeover frenzy has hit Liverpool FC, with reporters going down to the Eagle and Jackass Pub, picking out a drunk, and quoting him as a "source close to the negotiations...". One day a headline reads, "Liverpool to be...
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Funny story:  Joe Cole Proves He's A Crap Penalty Taker - Cheryl Cole Says 'Dancing' Derek Hough Would Have Made A Better Job Of It

Joe Cole Proves He's A Crap Penalty Taker - Cheryl Cole Says 'Dancing' Derek Hough Would Have Made A Better Job Of It

Latest news - final score not in yet. Liverpool FC, leading 1-0 from a Ryan Babel goal on half time uncharacteristically playing for a penalty at the Kop end in their Europa League tie against Trabzonspor, from somewhere in the back of beyond, were s...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Buy History

Chelsea Buy History

In an unprecedented move, Chelsea FC have splashed out an undisclosed sum - beleived to be several billion - on purchasing history from all over the world during the summer. At Saturday's game against West Bromwich Albion, they revealed their latest...
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Funny story:  Cole's for Newcastle

Cole's for Newcastle

Defying history Joe Cole is going to Newcastle - rumours that he was signing for Liverpool have proved groundless. 'I know where Coles have always felt at home' said Joe 'I want to be with the Magpies.' Meanwhile in the rest of the League trans...
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Funny story:  Joe Cole Looking Forward To Anfield Link Up With Wayne Rooney

Joe Cole Looking Forward To Anfield Link Up With Wayne Rooney

Sources inform us that Joe Cole kind of put his foot in it when talking to reporters about signing up for Liverpolitan giants, Liverpool FC - by saying that he was looking forward to linking up with Wayne Rooney, at the club. Following a somewhat...
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Funny story:  Joe Cole is just the first Cole to go to Liverpool

Joe Cole is just the first Cole to go to Liverpool

After announcing the big name signing of Joe Cole, Roy Hodgson, manager of Liverpool football club, has seen the media furore this has generated, and put in big bids for the other Coles. First considering it, is Ashley Cole, although it will take...
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Funny story:  Liverpool Sign Joe Cole - Cheryl In Talks

Liverpool Sign Joe Cole - Cheryl In Talks

Liverpool boss Roy Hodgson completed his first signing in what is being looked upon as an extensive restructuring programme, when he secured a four year contract for out of contract midfielder Joe Cole. Insiders say that the new kop boss has set h...
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Funny story:  Joe Cole's Shorts too short for UEFA

Joe Cole's Shorts too short for UEFA

Chelsea footballer Joe Cole has been hauled before football's governing body, UEFA to explain why he continues to wears extra-short shorts despite two previous warnings and a £10,000 fine.
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Funny story:  England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England Deal Crushing Blow To Baltic Oiks

England football manager Steve McClanger was "over the moon" this morning after his team systematically dismantled Estonia in their Euro 2008 qualifier in Tallinn.
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